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What do you reckon that red line behind me is for? Muff #5048

Sometimes I would rather some people bring their dogs to the dz instead of their kids. Muff #5048

Dude.....wait......What? Muff #5048

That comes with skill which comes with time. I can balance on a completely stopped bike. My problem is the ammount of time and riding it took me to get to that point built my legs up to a level of not really needing that balance skill. Muff #5048

Not too important. Just in the buisness of saving lives. BTW, Ive been there too. Coworker gets sick and the ER hammers you for about 14 straight hours. Muff #5048

I'm not proud of it, but it was actually quite fun to be under canopy flying around with other people. Now when I say recreational I mean just that. No docks at all. Just touching end cells, feet on topskin so on and so forth. I will say that it lets you have a much better understanding to how your canopy behaves to certian inputs when you have someone else as a frame of reference. All in all it wasnt too bad. Now I have to leave before the devil takes my soul. Muff #5048

AWESOME! OUTSTANDING! GREAT JOB!

But, but, beer is a hell of a fun way to increase WL and have regrettable situations with fellow jumpers. Muff #5048

What do you have against CReW dogs and Bird-people? CReW is a lot like boning a fat chick. Its great fun until your friends find out your doing it. Muff #5048

Couldnt have been me. I was BASEing off some poor dudes residents. Muff #5048

Nothing as long as you have a descent body and dont have a butter-face. Muff #5048

I sure as hell wouldnt throw it in her. At least not sober anyway. Looks like a member of the ity-bity-tittie-comittie. Muff #5048

I know. When I first saw it I laughed so hard I damn near pissed my pants. Muff #5048

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Agreed. Its right here in rule #4 of the 08 man laws. I present to you, the Man Law Legislation that passed on May 15, 2008: 1 - Thou shalt only secretly desire your boy's sister or mother, but you cannot make any moves on them, regardless of how bad she wants it. The agreed upon degree of separation for the family of best friends is that cousins are fair game. Anything from a second cousin on is open season. First cousin, you should ask first and make sure it's cool. Just out of respect. MAN LAW 2 - You are NEVER to play slow jams in the car if there are only dudes riding with you. At least one female occupant must be in the vehicle. A car full of grown men blasting Maxwell's "Til The Cops Come Knocking" is totally UNACCEPTABLE! Imagine how uncomfortable it must feel to be in the car with your boy, and he's singing, "I wanna hold you....I'll be your lotion baby, if it's alriiiiight whoooooo! Gonna take you in the room sugar, lock you up in love for days!" Words cannot describe this unthinkable situation. MAN LAW! 3 - If your friend is in a fight, you will NOT sit back and watch (unless it's one on one, or a family fight). Friends don't sit back and watch other friends catch beatdowns. MAN LAW! 4 - While the idea of totally dogging a female out is sometimes fun, double penetration is the epitome of gay-friendly, as 2 man meats should never be within at least 5 feet of each other. That is too close for comfort, and accidents happen. The risk of ball-to-ball contact is too high. NO-HOMO! MAN LAW! 5 - Men going to the movies with each other (for whatever reason that might be) WILL sit at least ONE chair apart from one another. Knees must not touch. MAN LAW! 6 - Whenever needed and however needed you must be the wingman for your boy. This includes gracefully bowing out when you're approaching someone you want, but it's evident that she is digging your boy and not you. It definitely includes showing attention to the undesirable lady with the pretty one, to keep her from ruining everybody's night. If you have true friends, your act of selflessness and unselfishness will not go unnoticed or unrewarded. MAN LAW! 7 - A man should NEVER ride on the back of another man's motorcycle...EVER! Call a cab, catch the bus or walk if you have to. MAN LAW! 8 - All men should be cautious of women with too much war paint(make-up). Understand that excessive makeup and club lighting are the Devil's tools of deception. Whatever looks good in the club will not necessarily look good in the morning. MAN LAW! 10 - No man shall take a dump on a toilet that has been used by another man within any time that the seat is still warm. This is considered a low grade sexual act/offense. Basking in another man's @$$ warmth is a slap in the face to masculinity itself. MAN LAW! 11 - Men are only allowed to put the "Hands Off" label on one female at a time. if you got a main female, then that's cool. But don't come to me whining' about your side piece having a change of heart and joining a new team. You know the name of the game and you know how it's played. MAN LAW! 12 - All compliments on attire between men should be as brief as possible and kept to a minimum. Let's not dwell too long on how nice I look today. MAN LAW! 13 - No man is to rub ANY substance on the body of another man. The only realistic exception is if you just pulled this fool out of a burning building or forest fire and you have to treat his burns with butter. Even still, the man better have at least third-degree burns, and 911 better have you on hold or something. Otherwise, this can NEVER happen. MAN LAW! 14 - The sports butt-pat is hereby outlawed. I know it's tradition, but it's a stupid and pointless. I've played sports all my life, and never once felt the urge to touch a man's @$$ to congratulate him on a good play. That said, sports will thrive and endure without men touching other peoples @$$&$. The only exceptions are when it's a co-ed game. MAN LAW! 15 - When standing at the urinal, eyes will be forward or down at ALL times. No wandering of the eyes, EVER. *Amendment* Also, no man shall talk to another man when said man has his member in hand taking a p!$$. Conversation resumes at the sink while washing hands. MAN LAW! Muff #5048

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I agree with you Wendy on this. Its not worth losing a carreer over. This is more of the action I would consider taking personally: But also, because he stole a pack of gum (twice in a row might I add) it proves that he/she doesnt have a problem doing it. If they dont have any problem stealing gum then that doesnt mean that they wont steal something more valuable. Confronting the individual, though, may be all thats required to change their clepto behavior. Muff #5048

This will be my last arguement to you after a comment like this one as all your doing is simply rationalizing and not providing valid counter-arguements to my legitimate ones. So by your line of reasoning it would be ok for me to steal someone elses rig just because they have 50 of them. I mean they really dont NEED more than about 4 or 5 right? They arent using them all anyway. Or how about stealing a couple of J Lenno's cars? God knows he has a shitload of them and would consider just 1 gone a drop in the bucket. Am I pretty much understanding you right on this? Muff #5048

When does "little" cross the line and become "big"shit? Just trying to understand here. BTW, I'm 25 and I'm pretty sure I still have a firm grasp between right and wrong.

Be funny as hell too if the perp didnt notice it before everyone else did. Muff #5048

So its ok to STEAL someone elses property as long as it doesnt have a dollar value over....what, exactly? Muff #5048

This is what we call the "selling ice to an eskimo" approach. But seriously, where the hell have to boobies gone. Muff #5048

I think we are on 2 different waveleangths here. Weather they were "victims" or not makes no difference. But when you said: Then I came back and said you also judged them. judg•ment –noun 1. an act or instance of judging. 2. the ability to judge, make a decision, or form an opinion objectively, authoritatively, and wisely, esp. in matters affecting action; good sense; discretion 3. the demonstration or exercise of such ability or capacity 4. the forming of an opinion, estimate, notion, or conclusion, as from circumstances presented to the mind I believe # 4 was what I was kind of leaning on here. Muff #5048

I'm still trying to figure out how to do a "frog modified". Muff #5048

Something I picked up in the short amount of time I spent in Florida is that some people won't ever evacuate a storm. I guess that has impacted my thinking and I consider them victims to the storm and flood. That really isnt what I was getting at. Weather you believe them to be "victims" or "idiots" doesnt really matter much to me. Your judging the type of people they are either way. Muff #5048