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    oh yah!?! wel i just mad 27 swupe jumps wit my awsum nu paracomandr. yo hos was al like i want his dic so bad. Muff #5048
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    People generally cost far more to fix than cars. Muff #5048
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    youz naim the tiem and the plaic! Muff #5048
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    That, sir, I find offensive. Muff #5048
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    Again, Thanks to all for your support.
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    You should get T-1 line. You would be thrilled at the speed you can download stuff. Muff #5048
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    I'm considering ordering it just to see if it works. Oh yeah, and for the free t-shirt. Muff #5048
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    US Air Force Almost 7 yrs in Yupper. Nothing better than retiring at 37 yrs old. Muff #5048
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    Thanks. Muff #5048
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    I just found out today that I made Staff Sergeant!!!! More money for more skydiving. Muff #5048
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    The thing about Lucky Charms is that while its a pretty good cereal, I generally tend to eat all of the marshmallows first leaving behind only the crunchy cereal which looks to me like dry cat food so I end up eating only the marshmallows. Muff #5048
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    I cant believe these cocksuckers that have to take from others (specially the elderly) just to get a quick buck. Im glad she did what she did making HIM call the cops on himself. Muff #5048
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    Do a search for "blumpkin". Muff #5048
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    Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. Muff #5048
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    New jumpers can't spot spot spot, then they land Off Off Off . . . Who needs a spot with GPS, GPS, GPS... Muff #5048
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    Some of the students dont flare, flare, flare Muff #5048
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    Wheres the Honey Bunches of Oats option? That stuff is great. Muff #5048
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    I believe you are right. See I am stupid, sometimes. How is it they have not come up with a cutaway system of sorts? I'd think it would be in their best interest to have a safety device such as that. They do have cutaways, but on one of those kite thingies its only an "option" (sort of like helmets for us). http://www.kitesurfingnow.com/kitesurfing-safety/kitesurfing-snap-shackle-options.shtml Muff #5048
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    I dont think you can let go of those things because your waist is somehow teathered to them (without a cutaway from what it looks like). I think that bar they hang on to is for steering purposes. Muff #5048
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    Hows about "Positive TB pt Allowed to Skydive Again" Muff #5048
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    Some of the tandems lose their lunch, lose their lunch, lose their lunch (or breakfast as the case may be) Muff #5048
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    And the light in the plane goes green, green, green Muff #5048
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    Carburator cleaner works exeptionally well. You get the kind that comes with that little red tube that goes on the nozzle set up a lawn chair about 35-40 ft from the hole and blast em' as they come out. They will only continue to fly for about 3 sec if you hit them directly with the cleaner. Then they will suffer a slow and painfull agonizing death. Also, it might be a good idea to get a cooler full of beer as after the first bee you kill your going to want to stay out there doing it for some time. Paybacks a bitch little fuckers!!! Muff #5048
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    Somehow I pictured you as one of those cartoon characters running around the yard with a cloud of bee's chasing you. Did the "flame on" trick kill them all? Ive also heard of people putting on 2 pair of jeans and going out there with a weed-whacker and just letting it run full throttle 1" above the hole. Muff #5048
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    All of the instructors go scold, scold, scold Muff #5048