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Arent "innocent". They are invading my country slowly but surely with little to no resistance. Muff #5048

Millertimeunc jumps a nitron 170 with his Phantom2 you may want to pm him. From what he tells me the nitron is a fantastic canopy. Muff #5048

Why is it that guys like having their cock sucked by their girlfriend, yet we also call people we dont like cocksuckers? Muff #5048

2 chops on the same load? Thats almost unheard of. Ive only actually witnessed 1 chop ever. Muff #5048

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I saw a scene on "Scrubs" a few years back where the attending and the resident were arguing about who gets to choose. The attending, being the atending, won, and Erasure was put on the stereo. I've been in OR's a couple of times. It's more like people gathered around a car working on the engine. The radio on, the chatter. All that's missing is the beer. Apperantly you haven't seen a tibial rod removal. That usually leaves enough blood spatter on the ceiling to piss off the calmest of housekeepers. Ah yes, and military ortho docs are some of the most foul-mouthed hot-tempered individuals Ive ever met. Muff #5048

120 jumps you say? Sounds to me like your ready for a Velo 103. But seriously, the Sabre2 190 is a fine canopy if you ask me. Muff #5048

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I would have to say "Scrubs". We tend to get into our share of jackassery around here. Muff #5048

How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect? Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Agreed. Furthermore, Gold Bond nut powder has a sort of shrivelling effect on both balls only seconds after post-shower application. Muff #5048

Thats nonsense. I'm certain they make orange wingsui......er I mean body bags out there. Muff #5048

That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Right hand. Muff #5048

Why does one nut sometimes hang lower than the other? Muff #5048

Yes as squeak mentioned it was in a TV aired episode. Much like the creators/writers of 'South Park' are know to do...Seth MacFarlane the creator/main writer for 'Family Guy' often does last minute rewrites & animation in the show to reflect true stories ripped from the head-line of the news. Believe it or not the true stories have happened 3 times in the past 11 years that I know of In KY, NJ and NY. This one was based on a story of a 17 year old, I believe from the Long Island incident, actually doing that after giving birth in the restroom & abandoning the the new born in the garbage where the prom was being held. She then immediately returned to the hall & resumed her prom activities, including dancing with her date. Seth was using it to mock the 'Prom Queen's' appaulling behavior and disgusting lack of concern for her own baby & her truly #%@&ed up priorities. Here's the same clip again with more footage which shows how he managed to work it in to the script. At her pre-trial hearing her excuse for her behavior was...'You don't understand the baby being born was ruining my prom night the MOST IMPORTANT NIGHT OF MY LIFE.' WTF? Peeeta and Lois "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" Muff #5048

Thats how I do it. Very rarely is it ever seen the other way. I do remember a few general stores that had hand written price tags on the merchandise with the ¢ format on them (usually items under $1.00). Muff #5048

For some of the more experienced folks out there; Why could he not just purchase one of these and make sure it has an aad in it. http://www.parachuteshop.com/mc4_military_parachute_system.htm That alone would satisfy the UselesSPA requirements for gear. It seems then all you would need are a couple of instructors who arent afraid to wear weight belts to keep up with him. Would it work? Just trying to cover all the options here. Muff #5048

And without missing a beat BV steers you towards the proper dz's (you know the ones who dont lie to and cheat their costomers out of every penny they can). Muff #5048

Uh the kid is 2 Uh Best Buy has kids shit too genius. Muff #5048

Never go wrong with a gift cert to Best Buy or some place like that. Muff #5048

We sure do. Hell, I get all upset if I dont get to kill at least 3-4 insurgents a week. Disclaimer: Im a medic I dont even get to carry a gun. Can I still be a soldier? Muff #5048

Damnit. I wanna see. Muff #5048

Not at all. I personally believe that some individuals are on this earth for no other reason than to serve as my entertainment. Muff #5048

Happy Birthday Spot.

Well I guess your right about that (bodily injury coverage and all). That being the case.......what the fuck are we talking about? Muff #5048