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That, sir, is some funny shit (pun intended). Muff #5048

I had to x-ray a guy who did that once. Im pretty sure it caused a perforated colon too. His excuse to the ER was "My wife must have left it between the couch cushions and I accidentally sat down on it". Muff #5048

I buy my booze on base. Its full streangth (unlike anywhere else here in UT), and its generally several bucks cheaper. Selection isnt too bad either.......mmmmmmm........Im thinking Ill have some Boddingtons tonight.....mmmmmmm Muff #5048

Thats only because beer is healthy and good for you. Plus all the cool kids are doing it. Muff #5048

I bring beer to the dz every time I go out and will continue to do so for at least another 100 or so jumps. Chances are you owe beer for something even if you dont know what. Graduating aff is definately beer worthy. Muff #5048

Of course you know you dont HAVE to have an aad to jump right? Is this one of those personal choices about no aad no jump? If so I can respect that. Lots of my friends are the same way.

Fruit Rollups and beer. Muff #5048

Don't feel bad, Mike...dunno that I'd have wanted to shoot you nekkid, wearing my rig or not. Now...if you were female, over 21, and better looking... Muff #5048

Posting naked pics of myself on the interweb doesnt sit too well with the AF. Muff #5048

Not at all. Just something about another mans junk on someone elses gear just doesnt sit right with me for some reason.If my damn canopy would ever get here I would do it in my rig. Muff #5048

Thats all fine and good, but I dont think DSE would have let me done a nudie jump using his rig though. Muff #5048

That would be Skydive Utah. From the air you can see the mountians, the Salt Lake, and Larry H Miller motor sports. Very Nice dz with a very nice landing area and very nice people.

Thanks all.

And it was the best jump ever!!! We decided to do a hybrid on this one and DSE flew video for us. We sort of botched the exit a little but we ended up pulling off the hybrid. Enjoy the pics. Oh, and DSE pied me at the end of the day (along with a few others). I didnt even see it coming. But hell, I love pie. Muff #5048

Yes. An automatic military issue benchmade.

No more than I absolutely have to. My shoes are quite comfy. I bet you're a Republican. I would rather not be affiliated with any political party these days. Both have some ups. Both have lots of downs anymore. Muff #5048

Enjoy the fear while it last. I'm not afraid anymore and treat each jump as a series of tasks the need to be accomplished. Somethimes I have to take a step back on a bad day and remind myself that Im doing this for fun. Muff #5048

No more than I absolutely have to. My shoes are quite comfy. Muff #5048

Why not use your debit card at the store and if your going to need cash later on then get cash back? That doesnt cost you anything either and there are a hell of a lot more stores that accept debit and will do cash back than there are banks with their name on your card. Muff #5048

Thats what that sauce tells my asshole after eating taco bell. Muff #5048

So you think it's jackassery to drive a blind friend over to use an ATM? Or is it jackassery that your blind friend won't just hand over their ATM card and tell you their PIN because you drove them to the ATM? Or is jackassery to allow people to walk up to a drive-up ATM to use it? Or is it just jackassery for blind people to walk up to the ATM but it's okay for someone who can see? I "walk up" to the "drive-up" ATM across the parking lot from my office to get cash about once a week. I dont have any blind friends so yes jackassery. And please explain to me how a blind guy manages to FIND a drive up ATM to walk up to without some form of assistance. Furthermore, why would anyone want to walk up to a drive up ATM for that matter. Its not as if there aren't plenty of walk up ATM's out there Exactly how does this brail offend you? It doesnt. I just think its kind of stupid. Almost like the menu at McDonalds that has printed on it "Picture Menu's Available Upon Request". Chances are the person who needs that sort of menu wont be able to read that text. Muff #5048

So you think it's jackassery to drive a blind friend over to use an ATM? Or is it jackassery that your blind friend won't just hand over their ATM card and tell you their PIN because you drove them to the ATM? Or is jackassery to allow people to walk up to a drive-up ATM to use it? Or is it just jackassery for blind people to walk up to the ATM but it's okay for someone who can see? I "walk up" to the "drive-up" ATM across the parking lot from my office to get cash about once a week. I dont have any blind friends so yes jackassery. And please explain to me how a blind guy manages to FIND a drive up ATM to walk up to without some form of assistance. Furthermore, why would anyone want to walk up to a drive up ATM for that matter. Its not as if there aren't plenty of walk up ATM's out there Muff #5048

You think thats bad you should try Taco Bell and gin. Muff #5048

I think he exceeds the wieght restricion. Muff #5048

This is the same kind of jackassery that prompted putting brail on drive-up ATM's. Muff #5048