Sebazz1

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  1. I have met quite a few but I won't be happy until I meet one particular individual...
  2. Sebazz1

    Haiku

    Sunshine on my mind Always stalking close behind Now what ryhmes with "hind"...
  3. I guess it depends what part of my body the hair is growing
  4. PoP my man. Does Stanley have any brothers or sisters? I want a clown too
  5. Thank for keeping us updated Valerie. Super duper mega healing powers heading in Carol & Francks direction
  6. Most exellent news Dave Go kick some ass...
  7. Thank KDK and Vance... Skydivers, good friends, good times
  8. Here's the info for the closing pin beer opener. company called eNSKY Anna web address is www.enskygifts.com the # is 586-67-SWOOP (586-677-9667 Cheers! Hope I don't get busted for advertising...
  9. Yes I am... Oh wait was I sopposed to take a test or something?
  10. Sebazz1

    A Riddle

    I wanna say they are riddles from the Hobbit... I just don't remeber the answers...
  11. If you click above on Dropzones it says there is actually 2 DZ's in Rhode Island.
  12. Tip: Don't go low on the formation cause everyone will be looking directly at your @ss...
  13. You could hit her with a pipe in the knee just like that pro skater did to her competition... What! It wass just an idea
  14. hmmm... I guess the only thing you can do is shmooze the investors then go take an air bath afterwards...
  15. Dude sweet hook knife!! I got my closing pin bottle opener from Vance and Katie from Abaleen (sp?) Texas. fellow dot commers. I don't know where they got it but it is nice. Has my name engraved in it and says blue skies on the other side. I'll PM them...
  16. But what about those sunset loads when I wanna pull high?! How am I going to open my Becks?! I have a beer bungy and now I'll need an beer opener bungy...
  17. That should brighten just about anyones day!
  18. Actually I'd be willing to bet they do have a DZ there. Since like we all have a little insanity in us...
  19. When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So, I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 44 and looking for a girl with really big tits
  20. But she already served for two terms...
  21. For x-mas I got a closing pin bottle opener. Way sweet. Umm wlie... whatchya gonna do with that knife? Is that your hook knife...
  22. Oh you'd fit in just great with me all of us pinkos, liberals, commies, hippies and homos running a muck all over this place... I'll be waiting patiently Sunny Now I am off to preach drug legalization and the medical benefits of Marijuana to some 2nd graders...
  23. Is the other girl better looking than you? Cause that can have a serious affect on your progression... Just kidding. People advance at their own pace. A pace that is comfortable for them. Some folks push themselves while others take their time. Nothing more, nothing less. You should never be ashamed of the fact that you can jump out of an airplane pull, and flare. People just do it differently with different colors, and different gear. A bad skydiver is a jumper that doesn't buy beer, or doesn't pull, or puts others in danger... Have fun!