Sebazz1

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  1. I might just call you that next time I see you Mine came out to be: Lumpy Cottiehiney
  2. You don't mind if Stanley the clown hangs out with us do you? Kind of like a chaperone.
  3. Sebazz1

    EW EW EW!!!

    Pat him on the head and say "good boy..wanna snack?!"
  4. At this time of year shouldn't you visit me in Cali? Or a rondevouz in TX...
  5. Stock the fridge full of good good beer. He won't notice a thing It would work for me anyway
  6. Yup... Bummer... Soon soon soon I will come to visit Vance and KDK in Abaleen. The over to Houston to visit you and POP. Then over to Aggieland.
  7. Don't forget your beer...
  8. I tell my students that the smell is the smell of fear... people are shitting their pants all around us right now...
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    Sand Castles

    Well it has been a long time but to the best of my recollection they way you do it is cup your hands and fill them with lots of wet wet sand and let it slowly drip in little drops out the bottom of your cupped hands onto a single pile. Keep doing it until you build up a nice little drip tower. Then build another one beside it till you have whole city of drip towers. Then as the tide starts coming in you need to start building retainer walls to save your city as long as you possibly can from the rising tide until... Mom & Dad says it's time to go home or the tide completely overtakes your drip city...
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    Sand Castles

    Very cool pics... The best I could do is make some drip castles. Have not made one since I was a kid but I think I could pick it up again rather easily...
  11. Who has the kicking the dead horse sound byte?
  12. Who needs one when we where all born with one? Your nose
  13. There are no cliques at Adventure Center Skydiving in Hollister CA. Everybody jumps with everybody. And the dives proove that too...
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    TOOL

    Nathan is. He likes to play with his tool.
  15. It gets better. But you have to change your attitude. Appreciate the small things. Don't worry what others think you should and should not be. One of the lowest point for me was when I could not make the first load of the day once because I was too hung over. That was a pretty low point.
  16. Honey... I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner today.
  17. I wear cycling pants for the extra cold days. You can get aerobic with them and they will breath well and at the same time keep you warmer
  18. I know I know I should have gotten in the closet sooner like a good boy. Now you have to torture me in the dungeon again...
  19. Have you had a few too many cups of coffee today?
  20. Sebazz1

    Need a favor

    Just have? No way! Why don't you try to borrow it? Not from me though So what kind of rig you trying to buy?
  21. Yup. I have two tandem malfunctions out of approx 1,000 tandems.
  22. Make sure you get your rating for the right reasons. One wrong reason would be to do it just so you could take an occasional family member or girlfriend on a dive. To be a good tandem master being current is very important. Being motivated by earning money jumping is actually a good reason, since this will ensure that you would probably prefer to do a tandem than another type of jump. It can be very rewarding if you do decide to go for it. Good luck! The requirements involve a certification course which is manufacturer specific, Class III FAA medical certificate, 500 - 750 jumps depending on which manufaturer rating you get, 3 years in the sport minumum I think, and a cutaway though this might have changed too.