Sebazz1
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Oh well... She eats it... She beats it... She often mistreats it... A toast to sister Lisa!!! Her her FUCK HER!!!
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I just can't resist A good friday haiku thread Goes right to my head... So count those fingers Make sure you wrote them just right And post those Haiku's...
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Nobody knows... It was the phantom moderator
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So it's really not that old but it was a fun thread
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For he's a jolly good fellow... for he's a jolly good fellow... Happy birthday!
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William my friend, you have all the tools you need, the right attitude, a wife, and some damn good friends... I wish you all the luck in the world though I doubt you really need it
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Tom he is not feeling great... He IS Great... And has been the greatest for almost ten days now. Yay for the greatness... ..um yay whatever
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I want to be cool and do cool shit man. Why do I have to wait? Cause just jumping out of a plane, pulling, and landing straight in is boring... I need some pizzaz!! I guess the best way to prevent massive carnage is to actually go ahead and explain to the best of your knowledge everything yo can versus just saying "no touchy de risers um-kay"... Even though you know they shouldn't be doing it yet... They did ask you the question so you'd be kind to answer.. I know what your sayin though man I know... Andy I be lookin forward to the new point system for massive carnage landings... We also need some bonus points for how many cow patties you can slide through in one swoop
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33 to 33... Wowza! I read your posts... Strictly for research purposes only though. Tryin to be the best dang post whore I can be... Learnin from the pro's!
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I had no idea you wre going to hang out with me this weekend? That's sweet!!
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I love it!! Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside... Thanks friend
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Asila has that sticker on her helmet that says "Chicks Who Rip!" I assume that means chicks who rip farts!!
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I've heard women claim their farts smell like fresh roses... I don't believe them.
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It's skydiver farts that are eating up the ozone layer you bastard!! Keep those farts in the hot tub where they belong!!!
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You goit someones ratty old skydiving gear up you @ss!
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Yeah well you got a long horned steer up your @ss!!
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The handicap stall is soooo roomy too... I like to stretch out my legs you know when plop plop ploppin along...
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I have never farted in a plane nor do I intend to. Yeah but those damn 's that fly out of my @ss on occasion, well that's a whole other thread entirely...
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Yo Moma Got a Job at McDonalds??? hehehehe ~ Just kidding
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Holly F%#@ Natacha!! Good job! That was quick... Nice to know you can do it with a cool head aint it...
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Curious if any USPA funding goes to supporting team USA's teams in skydiving?
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Maybe we don't really want to attract any more attention to our sport be it positive or negative? Just a thought. You know the whole no go mainstream thingy...
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Push the red button...
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I would have said Stanley the Clown but the shoes seem normal, no big funny nose, no hat... I don't know maybe it's POP...
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I'm not scared of beer, i'm scared of warm beer This is one of those situations were you need to call 9-1-1 NOW!!!