Sebazz1

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  1. Sebazz1

    im bored!!

    How did the empty beer get emptied? I drank it
  2. Sebazz1

    im bored!!

    Wanna hear a riddle?
  3. Sebazz1

    im bored!!

    JT's on the mic check it one two one two and when he's on the mic sucka's run...
  4. He took his clothes off to use as kindling to light a fire to get his balloon filled with hot air and when he lit the match to ignite the clothes ~ BOOM! ~ He got blown off the side...
  5. True dat He was lighting an elephants fart and got blown to kingdom come???
  6. Sebazz1

    Help!!

    There is absolutely nothing to be afraid of. This skydiving stuff is a piece of cake. It's all in your head. Take a couple of deap breaths to change that mind chemistry and just go soar through the skies. Imagine that natural high of soaring through the sky VIBES~~~***~~~Sending you some nice relaxing vibes~~~***~~~VIBES
  7. I know I know what happened I think... So this guy lives in trees and stuff cause he's a hippie protesting logging. He was taking a toke of his bong up there high in the tree naked being one with nature and stuff and he just fell out of the tree?
  8. Is the dude all burned up or is his dead body in somewhat decent shape? Burns, holes, etc...
  9. I learned how Sunshime likes to pie people...
  10. I learned that Korea aint really all that cool of a place to hang out...
  11. I learned about Shiner Bock. Yum yum... oooo lookie here almost beer thirty
  12. If your house and car ever get toilet papered you can find the culprits on DZ.Com the following day..
  13. Hey and he told me to be quiet about his visit... Yup he's coming out to round up some of skydivings most notorious fun loving criminals... Duece & Hookit are on the top ten most wanted list I'm sure I on the other hand have nothing to fear.. Right? Right? Unfortunately I was trying to come out Sunday to wiggle around in some Byron love but we got too much work on ze books Saturday & Sunday.
  14. Fuggit someone give here the whole damn brewery...
  15. No this is quite common. He forgot to take his meds all week so he took all seven of the pills this morning... Hence his wackiness...
  16. Hello Boogie boogie boogie boogie... bye bye
  17. My neighbourhood is not known for criminal types lurking in the shadows late at night...
  18. I am willing to bet you led the charge Liz I can just imagine you telling Hilary and Swoopyswoop to stop giggling as you skillfully snuck up my driveway and TP'd my car and lemon tree... I did not get a fish baloon though. I feel left out...
  19. I know who did it...
  20. Dude I got Tee Peed last night too!?!
  21. Sebazz1

    On the way!

    Believe it or not folks here is living proof for those doubters that life can kick some serious ass sometimes!! Cheers to you bra!! Sit back and enjoy a cold one...
  22. I plan on locating my sanity this summer... ...It's out there somewhere, I know it, I can smell it. Oh and I plan to visit Celljumper in Atlanta. Besides that, a boogie here a boogie there and probably lot's n lot's of work. I rarely make long term plans... Kind of a fly by the seat of my pants kinda planner.
  23. Garrick you are no longer my friend... If only I had know you where one of them... one of... sniff... sniff... ONE OF THEM!!! BEER HATER!!! **sebazz1 runs away ....
  24. In the nicest possible way of course right?