Sebazz1

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  1. Unless you've recently felt an unexplained attraction to barnyard animals, the increased post number displayed by you should really not worry you too much...
  2. After my date with the most exellent awesome bodacious skymama you may bid again. Provided of course I don't keep her all to myself...
  3. I started this thread back on December 19, 2001. Mostly as a joke but I should have known better. many skydivers don't F around when it comes to beer!! Priorities folks ~ We gots our priorities straight ~ probably why we're the greatest people on earth... Or should I say OFF the earth... Drink Beer, Be Merry, Get Naked... DRINK BEER BABY!!![/B][/BLUE]
  4. Not Safe For Work I actually thought for one second it was skydiving related... Oh wait it's about sex, it is related
  5. I'm right there with you JT. When it comes to serious I'm your man. I'm quite sick of all these threads always being brought down with talk of skydiving, boobies, drinking beer, or whatever... It's just wrong. Did someone say Skydiving, Boobies and Beer!!!
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    Rules of Pie?

    I just popped that thought into my imagination machine and yes... I think i'd want to get pied by you...
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    Rules of Pie?

    Yes you are absolutely allowed to pie me. Because you have many many more jumps than me. But many can not pie me um-kay Where are you jumping this weekend?
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    Rules of Pie?

    Thank you my dear
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    Rules of Pie?

    Wendy please go with me on this one...
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    Rules of Pie?

    I didn't make em up dude... Just found out about the rule from an ex Texas jumper. We know that Texans know their shit. Don't mess with Texas bro!! Rules are rules..
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    Rules of Pie?

    Rules are rules biotch... Don't make me get all squirley 'n shit on you...
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    Rules of Pie?

    here yee here yee: It has just been brought to my attention that if someone is getting pied for a major jump milestone only jumpers with more jumps than the jumper who reached the milestone may pie said jumper... So if someone is getting pied for say 1,000 jumps, only people with more than 1,000 jumps may pie him or her. It's not fair to get pied by someone with less jumps than you... Just heard about it and thought it was a darn good rule.
  13. SkydiveXXL is definately the man to PM regarding your evening... Stay in SF for sure.
  14. I want to jump onto an aircraft carrier parked just off the coast of Hondorus...
  15. JFK is not dead. The assasination was staged. The job as president was just to stressful for JFK. So he and his CIA buddies staged it all to protect his legacy. JFK had to take on a new identity though. His new identity is Stanley the Clown. Had a beer with him last night. Please don't tell anybody. Or they'll come for me.... So shhhhhhhhh...
  16. Please remember this one very important thing Chris: There is a good chance your shoes will come off on exit so it is very important that you reach down and hold those shoes on ok buddy... Wouldn't wanna loose em... Oh don't worry the JM's will keep you stable... Seriously you don't need any luck Chris, your time has come kick some ass brudda!!!
  17. Put me down for two HH... I think the new Logo should not have that blue squigily stuff. The front logo should be bit bigger as well and bolder and just in white. And the shirt sleave design would be cool in white as well. that's all I think you should do. I vote for keeping it some what in the middle of loud and not loud... No flames, boobies, goggled monkeys, flames, screen names, crazy crazy shtuff... Another idea actually. Have the dot com logo in large on the back and just a small dot com logo on the left breast? Anywho... Put me down for two. Laters
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    MattM

    I see you still kept this job though Lisa... Regulators mount up...
  19. The most jumps I ever did in one day was 16 jumps. I did that twice. The first time I did 16 tandems in one day and I did not have to pack once... Back to backs all day long. Second time I did fifteen tandems with one sunset fun jump at the end of the day. I almost pitched my PC on exit on that last fun jump... I was sore but thank goodness I did not have to pack myself. The flares where less than spectacular by the end of the day...
  20. Wow thank you sir for your input!
  21. Oh and he had one particular swoop in between the barn, house and fence... Which may have brought him back to greatness from not so greatness.
  22. I heard he went to the wrong slot at some point during a dive yesterday. His greatness may have been compromised... So I guess he's "not so great" but that's better then "not so good"...
  23. Let's just concentrate on the subject at hand here kids... um-kay
  24. Well I believe I'll be on the outskirts of Minneapolis... Since I know jack about that part of the country I guess I just assumed Hutchinson was the only place to go nearby. So I could use some recomendations I guess... So far *Skydive Twin Cities is in Baldwin, WI *Skydive Hutchinson, MN
  25. From July 1st through the 7th... I'll be there visiting my GF's family and stuff so... I guess I plan to cruise over to Skydive Hutchinson (sp?) on the 5th (a Saturday). Anyone care? Anyone? Bueller? According to my "schedule" I may be able to cruise out to the DZ maybe on the 2nd and 3rd too, though it's in the middle of the week...