kingbunky

too much information man... "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

...but wouldn't that make us base jumpers?

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, & tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a shit. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

cool, a team i qualify for! of course, i'd have to get at leat an a license! or is it a b for big(er) ways? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

i think from a realistic point of view, the main problem with skydiving is that to see it, you have to be doing it. watching on tv does not convey the speed everything happens at or the skill involved. most whuffo types figure it's just gravity, any idiot can fall. i mean, crap, there was a (i swear i'm not making this up) show on today where guys were riding their dirt bikes down a ski hill, over a jump and doing these really cool moves in the air and then landing them. if that can have a tv show, but skydiving is so rare, it has to be because skydiving is a participation sport, not an observation sport. to hell with them, we'll just keep it all to ourselves... but the olympic boogie idea may have some merit. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

looks like a fun buggy for sure... "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

yeah, there must have been some complaints about odd shaped boobies on the shuttle or something. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

not a chance in the actual olympics for sure. i guess i needed to put in a j/k at the end there, sometimes humour (such as it is) doesn't travel well electronically. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

hmmm, i must have slept through something... "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

okay, here's the format for the all new olympic skydiving event. we have to include as many disciplines as possible to be fair to everyone. to start, everyone bails from 15k and has 15 seconds to do a freefly routine. after the time expires, everyone on the load has to hook up for some rw. breakoff and dump at about 7k, then reform for some crew points. land on an accuracy tuffet, chug a beer and for the final manouver, you have to run into the stands and talk a complete stranger into showing her boobies. (female competitors would have to talk a non-inebriated male into hanging a rat for the cameras). waddya think? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

wait a minute, getting a mental image.... okay, got it! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

aye! oh, wait, i made the original motion. screw it, AYE! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

i think we'll have to see these alleged boobies before we make a decision "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

no booies? did you mean boobies? how come for no boobies for me? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

it sure does, that's why i'm here and not at the dz... i'd be all alone and very cold. damn, i'v hijacked my own thread. okay, here's another that i experienced this weekend. you know you're a canadian when you have to wait in line at the gas pumps behind a snowmobile. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

chaff! chaff! we need more chaff! take evasive measures! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

it might give them something to shoot at, then, less drag=more speed! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

2 months? i wish! we're out from the end of october until probably late march! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

doh!!! then how about a cloud pattern cammo, stealth jumpsuit with matching canopy! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

i've been told that, but there doesn't seem to be a dvd of it, at least not yet. believe it or not, i don't have a vcr anymore! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

hmmm, i wonder if a person could get their hands on a kevlar jumpsuit! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

there are lots of those "you know you're a redneck when...", "you know you're from a small town when..." or "you know you're a post-whore when..." lists flying around, so i thought we could start a mixed list here. i saw something this morning that inspired me, so my entry is based on fact. You know you're a canadian when... you go to the tavern for lunch and there's a dozen cars out front, and about 70 snowmobiles out back! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

with everyone as jumpy as they are, he'd probably never make it to the ground. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band

boobies like that, and she'll show them in public, and she's single? what's the catch?

you want to have a pointless, weird website contest? try this. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band