kingbunky
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actually, you seem to have a great sense of humour!
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a little from column A, and a little from column B...
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i know, when i saw her original post in this sub-thread , all i could think was that her finger smelled like fish! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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dang, ya beat me to it! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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"Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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geez, will someone give this poor girl a fantasy lesson? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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yeah, that's fair! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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A man who was called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a v-neck right down to your navel." The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" The Rabbi replied, "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed." "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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i've never heard it explained that well before, thanks!
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i know what ya mean. it's nice to be able to ask a woman if she wants to go out and she can throw on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt or sweatshirt (bra optional, another nice thing about smaller boobies
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as the song says, 'old enough to know better, but still too young to care.'
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yes, but will you? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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we want pictures! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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can't be too hard, they do it in the movies all the time! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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like i said previously, screw the olympics. it's a big, bloated snorefest composed of overpaid 'amateur' athletes where the winner is from the country that a) invest the money in facilities and coaches and train their athletes full time, b) hire/lure the athletes from countries that do or c) have the scientific abilites to dope their athletes and mask the evidence. lets have our own skydiving olympics! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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yeah, i was thinking, 'man, this gets to altitude quick!' any dz's with a 727 for a jump plane? "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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you know you're a skydiver when... you're on a commercial flight, you have to have a window seat and you spend the whole flight looking 35000 feet down, picking out landing areas! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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i think that falls under the 'other requests will be entertained' section! damn, i wish i was in florida! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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well, okay, a bonehead then, we're not fussy about the helmet! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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Ski Jumping -- improvements w/skydive technology?
kingbunky replied to kevin922's topic in The Bonfire
it seems to me that distance isn't everything, style and accuracy are more important than distance. i think i saw something about that and they don't go purely by distance for safety reasons. i could be way off track too, it wouldn't be the first time. -
i remember that! thought it was funny as hell. he came from f1 to cart and won the championship as a rookie. mike andretti went from cart to f1 and couldn't finish a race (actually, could barely start a race). if f1 worked like nascar (more cars than starting positions), he wouldn't have even made the field. then, to top it off, mansell goes back to f1, but couldn't fit in the cars anymore! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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are you actually going to miss it, or are you just not going to see it?... "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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okay, we have the financing down, now where do we put our wonderdome? i vote we take over an island somewhere warm and start a new country... "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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i'm thinking we could get away without a plane. picture this, a rail that start on one side, goes all the way up the inside of the dome and comes down on the far side. you build a cart of some sort that rides the rail (capacity is adjustable to simulate different aircraft) and then launch it along the rail at an appropriate speed. spotting would be easy, you just jump out as it approaches the peak of the dome. that way, you get the sensation of jumping out of a plane without a plane. a pilot (or someone acting as pilot) would come along for the ride to be taunted and/or flashed. for base jumpers or balloon jumps, the cart could be stopped at the peak. all we need now is financing! "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band
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.... could build a big dome like they had in 'the trueman show'... big ass dz-dome. "Jumping out of planes for the thrill of it all." -J.Geils Band