kingbunky

...but you're a skydiving chick and therefore much less prone to typical female bullsh!t than a whuffo chick. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

fat bastard in bed with felicity shagwell... classic! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

saving boobies is a universal cause!!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

makes as much sense as people smoking for 35 years and then suing the manufacturer when they get cancer. accept responsibility for your own actions! maybe they should have people sign a waiver before they can smoke/eat junk food/drive a car or whatever, same as skydiving... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

someone mailed this to me, feel free to debunk it with snopes, but it's funny anyway: The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year - "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you." And take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze. The student received the only "A" "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

let me be the first to say..... hooray!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

you only have one? ---------------------------------------------- they are addictive, i have my left ear pierced in three places, all on the lobe but i don't wear anything in them anymore. i have three tattoos and plan to get one of them modified (good idea, poor execution) as soon as i get my A license. yes, it will be skydive related. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i was watching an old game show on satellite, and i can't remember the name of the show, but it was spnsored by winston cigarettes, and the host was smoking, during the show. instead of a commercial break, he would turn to the camera and tell everyone how much he enjoyed his winstons... time sure has changed. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

10000 posts, one good idea. i guess it was bound to happen, kinda one of those infinite number of monkeys with typewriters things...

okay, whatever you do, don't read the books. absolutely. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

yeah, but the movie would probably ruin the book for you. i don't know what happened, they had great material and they followed the books fairly well, but it lacked the quirky, low-budget appeal of monty python, are you being served or fawlty towers to name a few. go read the damn book, and we'll expect a full report next week. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

it's in the hitchhikers guide that way as well, i never did figure out why. with douglas adams' work, youjust have to go with it. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

well, i survived, and it was a blast!

i thought the answer was 2, but they have to be very small... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

:1:? not sure how many firsts, first release dive for one, but i TOTALLY blew my level four today. was supposed to exit, turn 90 right to face the instructor, then turn 180 right, check altitude and repeat down to 4500, then wave off. took three tries to get the 90, then every time i tried the 180 i ended up going left instead of right. later i was told my feet were all over the place, steering me left and overriding my shoulder input to turn right. aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggg!!!!!!! i'm so pissed at me. but it could have been worse, might not have jumped at all! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

has anyone ever done this? i'd think it would be pretty cool, the fun of a balloon with the manouverability of .... a slightly better mannered balloon? anwho, you'd think budweiser could be talked into sending one on over to the freefall convention. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

thanks for your concern, maybe i can get a refund, then go spend it at skydive new england where all the sensible people are. always wanted to jump out of an otter!! maybe next year, when i have my a license... and talk the missus into it! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

it is somewhere! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i'm off to maine next week for a trip on the penobscot river. anyone else here try that? what am i in for? (other than a good soaking that is!) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha

i was waiting for the snopes link (it's blocked at work). they're still funny though! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

bert is definitely evil and in denial about his orientation. ernie is just abused. read all about it. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

ten toes up and ten toes down! i like it! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

that's a great 'philosophical drunk' topic. i don't think i'd change much, unless there was some way i could keep the kids but skip the ex-wife part! ... and maybe invest half the money i spent on beer on microsoft stock back in 1980!!! ooooh, just thought of something else, i would have started skydiving way sooner! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001