kingbunky

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  1. judy! yeah, she was a hottie, but jane was no slouch either! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  2. two words, nuclear f*****g weapons. -denis leary, american patriot. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  3. she still looks good, caught herr on an episode of 'that 80's show'... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  4. i haven't looked, but i know that lurking in a cardboard box in my storage barn is a mostly complete pat benatar collection on cassette. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  5. ...or could they even find the jm after that? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  6. wearing a heavy jumpsuit on a hot day may make you look hot, but i don't think that's the context we are looking for here! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  7. you would just have to start the 'qspa' then! but if you left, us maritimers would need to go through customs twice just to get to upper canada. but then again, if quebec left, the west would leave because they don't need the rest of us anyway (grain and oil), ontario would stand alone (they have the industry). the maritimes would be s.o.l because anything we have that's worth anything (sable gas and hibernia oil) has already been sold to the americans and our fishing grounds raped by europe. not that i worry about this or anything. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  8. no doubt! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  9. no, speed holes! gotta have speed holes! and a racing stripe. that's good for another 10mph right there. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  10. yes, but belly flying is done with another person, freeflying is generally done solo, or with no physical contact with another person. just an observation "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  11. bewitched, no question. i dream of jeannie was too unblievable. i mean, can you believe he wasn't doing jeannie? come on! i actually named my daughter samantha after elizabeth montgomery's character. related question, who remembers watching those shows when they were originally broadcast? (kingbunky raises hi feeble old hand...) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  12. you know, hockey, that's the game where people play for more than 10 seconds at a time (unlike football) and something happens once in awhile (unlike baseball or soccer). i'm not a fan of hockey, but i think the nhl should limit itself to cities where you can actually play on natural ice for at least 2 months a year. i mean, an nhl team in phoenix? gimme a break! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  13. i thought you were the one with a jeep! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  14. yeah, but aren't player's cigs made from virginia tobacco? (i quit or i'd check a pack) q: why do american's serve their beer ice cold? a: so they can tell it from urine. some other scouts we sent down: bill murray dan ackroyd that annoying guy on jeopardy... alex something. bachman turner overdrive the guess who (you think lenny wrote 'american woman' ha!) there are others, but their identity must remain a secret until 'the big day'. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  15. take him out of the gene pool altogether. where's a good death penalty when you need one? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  16. Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she doesn't back off he asks her name. "Carmen," she replies. "That's a nice name," he says, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself," she answers. "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she says, looking directly into his eyes. "What's your name?" "Beerfuck." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange. He says: 'I'll have a pint of lager, please.' And the barman says: 'Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.' And the boy goes: 'Yeah, had that for a while now.' So the barman says: 'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?' And the boy says: 'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared. He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with £1million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted. Now, what will your third wish be?' So I said: 'For my third wish, I'd like half my head to be a big orange.' "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  17. nah, fill 'em up with water and throw them off the roof! (what movie is that from?) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  18. cool!! thanks!!! i used to have this, then lost it in the big re-format of 2001. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  19. ...and condoms, don't forget the condoms! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  20. she appears to be quite flexible! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  21. talk to the dzo, maybe you could make a trade, hot tub for altitude! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  22. if it's big enough, get a rig! or maybe jumpsuit/helmet/altimeter.... have fun! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  23. my dz uses 2-way motorolas for a studewnts first 5 or 6 jumps, but they try to wean you off them as quick as possible. one advantage to using a 2-way as opposed to a 1-way system is that if a student lands off, they can use the radio to let the dz know if they are okay. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  24. i'm not sure how it works in the uk, but at my dz (in canada) we have to do 10 supervised packs, then they mess one up real good (several twists in the lines) and you have to straighten it out, pack it and jump it yourself. after that, you're allowed to pack "professionally". "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
  25. cool shots! just for future reference, i believe this version of the forums allows you to attach more than one pic per post, might save you from being called a post ho! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001