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a queen would know a princess! (sorry for dragging this post back up, but it took me two days to come up with a witty reply, and this is the best i could do!) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. name that movie! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i have some sort of deviated septum thing going on that used to cause occasional snoring, depending on position. then, i had an operation to fix it. the worst part was a few days after the operation when they removed the guaze packing from my nostrils... imagine having about 4 feet of gauze up each side of your nose. when the doctor removed it i thought he was starting a lawn mower (picture the motion!) to make matters worse, now i snore all the time, and louder than i used to. breathe-rite strips didn't help, a special obus form pillow, guaranteed to stop snoring, didn't help. ear plugs for my wife did the trick, now i only wake myself up! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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anyone else remember the tea kettle on ebay? all shiny chrome, and a naked guy (or was it a girl?) taking the picture. gotta be someone doing it for giggles... i mean, what was the thought process? the guy is wandering around his house naked and thinks to himself, "hmm, think i'll put my tv on ebay, better sit spread-eagle on the couch and take a picture!" "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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any of the 'jersey trilogy' matrix fifth element die hard series "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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sorry i'm late! i may not have the pic of the biggest boobies, but i think i have the pic with the most! thanks fark and their link to the sun! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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here's a dumb blonde guy joke for ya.. (attached, work safe) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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last summer a new outhouse was built at the dz (it has a flush toilet in it though!) and since it was so much nicer than the old one, i christened it the 'crap mahal'. from then on, i was known as nosh (namer of shit houses). even though we are a small dz, we have an abundance of guys named troy, so the first is troy, the second is tot (the other troy, a lurker here) and the last was toot (the other, other troy). "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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"Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair" ususally used in reference to lusers... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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...that i just farted fresh air. think i'll go get me a sammich... yes, i am bored, why do you ask?
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doh!!! got me! [high five] "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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it's online at webster's. that's about as standard a dictionary as you'll find. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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That's my sort of car...
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...or the demolition man scene where snipes plucked the wardens eyes out to bypass a retinal scan! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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okay, what did we miss? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i'm at work, but not necessarily working. our thanksgiving was last month! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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Lets get started with a Brittany Spears, a J-Lo, and one Dove. come on now... the world only needs (and can only handle!) one dove!!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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steak... gotta be steak, grilled of course. lotsa garlic and cracked pepper, baked potato on the side with butter and sour cream. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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...also, notice that the top 5 are online right now, adding to their post-whoreness. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i wonder what their definition of sex is... are they counting masturbation? the number of itmes they've seen it in pornos? the number of times their cat did it? not that it's impossible or anything, but as a canadian, i might be keeping up, but just barely.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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Scientist burns penis with his laptop computer
kingbunky replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
i wasn't going to point any fingers, but..... just leave them at home dove, don't take them to the bar! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
Scientist burns penis with his laptop computer
kingbunky replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire
more weird news here. the funniest bit is this: so any ladies in texas can't have more than 6 such 'devices' in their possesion. you can own (and are probably required by law to own) 6 handguns, but you can't have 6 didlos... what a weird place! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
my back really hurts i do not know why it does i will take more pills "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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wookin' pa nub.... sorry, snl flashback. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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Which would be very useful in sending Marty McFly back to the future. weren't those jigawatts? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001