kingbunky

i wanted to name my son theodore james, but that got vetoed, so i tried for tj alexander. his name is greg. i lost. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

NSFW!!!! damn, that had to hurt. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

okay, who said they have a vibrator... is dove lurking today? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

we have a winner!

movie quote: Why are you putting your boots back on? Gives me better traction, you want i should take them off? Well, no, not if it gives you better traction. name that movie! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

q. how do you make a cat go woof? a. soak him in gas and toss a match at him. q. how do you make a dog go meow? a. freeze him solid and run him through a bandsaw. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

dunno where you are, but in canada i can get quick-tax from quicken for about $30, does 4 returns and i can e-file it... no mailing! i print all the forms off and store them in case of an audit, but it's all pretty simple. rebates usually show up in about 2 weeks. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i have the ability to foresee the lottery numbers and manage to avoid getting them every single time. spooky huh? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

the stupidity of these people is amazing; "i though mcdonald's food was healthy for my children'. all things in moderation people!!! eating there once in awhile is fine, but 3-4 times a week? why don't they just go buy their kids a pail of crisco or something. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

same in canada, every 180 days. it works out well with the weather since we only have a 6 month jump season here. if we don't travel south in the winter (many from my dz do), you get it packed at the start of the season, get the whole rig looked over at the same time and you're good to go for the year! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i think i saw something this weekend about f1 rule changes. no more car-pit telemetry during a race, no car-pit radio during a race (not sure about that one from a safety point of view), no acceleration computers, no traction control computers and they have to use the same engine for several races. it's supposed to be a cost-controlling measure. i think it's going to show who can actually drive and end the boring parades that usually occur in their races. michael schumacher was not real happy about it! he has talent, but he also has the best car. even out the cars and we'll see where he really stands. right now, it's like richard petty in the 70's, he had talent, but he also had the better car. make the cars more equal and the driver makes more of a difference. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

i've tried a hemp beer from toronto that was pretty good, had a hempy aftertaste that was kinda pleasant... also tried a hemp and blueberry juice that was not offensive, but definitely odd. no soda though! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

1. depends on what i'm planning. we plan vacations and major purchases together, i figure out lunch by myself. 2. my ex and her parents are saving for the kids.. they live with me so i'm paying now. if they want to go, they'll go. 3. nope. i thinks she talks about personal stuff with her friends though, i guess it's a chick thing. 4. she comes first, that's why i don't spend as much time as i would like at the dropzone. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

geez, you'd think this chick invented it! imagine if it made the papers everytime a skychick landed with her boobies out! they'd need their own paper! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

shove over, there's at least three of us in this boat. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

for corporate critters only! the backstory: my company had four teams under one team leader. it was decided from on high that the teams should be divided. the four teams were nt server support, unix server support, micro-lan (desktop support) and network support. they put all the micro-lan and nt server guys under one team leader, and unix and network under another. the new team was called unix support. so far, so good. someone (again, from on high) decided that network and unix should become a single team, with a single name. we tried to tell them that on a personal level, we all got along fine, but our job descriptions were too different to lump us together. they persisted to the extent that we had to attend a team building session to find out why we weren't functioning as a team. we finally convinced the consultant that there was no problem, we just did different jobs and therefore were not and never would be a team. she accepted that, but decided we needed a new name. while on a break, and as a joke, i suggested network/unix technical support. (think about the acronym!). my buddy brought it up when we returned. even after we pointed out the joke, she still thought it was a good idea and is presenting it to management. now i get to answer the phone and say, 'we're nuts!' "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

yoghurt, can't stand the thought of it. i've never eaten it (alone anyway) and i refuse to. don't know why, i'll eat just about anything else. the only time i intentionally eat it is in a sauce with souvlaki or maybe a dip. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

yup, we still have our cheers here! and it's actually called cheers! the gang of regulars from our (small) dropzone have been going to the same bar on tuesday night for the last 15 years or so. we have a reserved table in front of the fireplace and everything! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

clay? who's clay? oh i remember, he's a guy that used to post here isn't he.. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

you could call it some sort of religious pilgramage... you wouldn't be lying either! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

You suffered zero direct hits and bit 1 bullet. dunno what that means either, but i won a medal! woohoo! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

hmmmm, zippy apple-pants with my nickname, and boobie apple-pants with my real name.

there's always the $41 burger... "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

haven't seen this on here yet... edit: DOH!!! NWS!!!! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001

how about shmoo? has he been mentioned yet? did he exist or is that particular memory of mine another flashback of sorts? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001