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Skydiving cows??? http://epco.knabe.net/ Andreas has a bit of a thing about those.... Hint, explore the site fully
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Oooops 16, its the green mile for me.... It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Traditional Capitalism You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. Enron Venture Capitalism You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A CANADIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Your dairy operation is productive, and you sell 80% of the milk to the US market. The American government decides that you are taking advantage of federal subsidies to dump milk on the market below cost, and slaps you with 25% "countervailing" duties, to protect the interests of the above-mentioned American Corporation. Angered and enraged in typical polite Canadian fashion, you cheer on the Canadian hockey team to pound the USA team 5-2 and win Olympic gold. You let out a cheer, wave the Maple Leaf a bit, then apologize for the outburst and get back to milking your cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A HINDU CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. AN ISRAELI CORPORATION So, there are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people? AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute... It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Would I be able to play some of my old 78s on those decks?? hehehe... D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Independent opinion, not a regular jumper in Engalnd:- Sibson, Hinton, Langar, and Hibble are all good. Personally, I prefer Langar, and Hibble, but thats just me. Besides, its been a while since I was at any of these.... Lat time I jumped in the UK was at St Andrews. D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Hope its deja vue for ya..... It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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likes:- winding up stroppy military types Dislikes:- getting posts deleted Joking, only joking...... Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Mebbe we should get a wee troll icon..... It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forums/showthreaded.pl?Cat=&Board=forumtalkback&Number=103135&page=&view=&sb=&o=&vc=1#Post103135 Sorry Tami, I can't do the click thing, just a thick injuneer. Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Girls, don't fight, there's plenty to go around ---ain't it the truth Paula gets me on my my belly, but my ass belongs to you, Ann.. Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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"You Texans are really impressing me. Makes me want to relocate. " They are excellent hosts. It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Hey hold on a minute, spare a thought for our unfortunate brethren in less pleasant climates.....nah forget that...They can always move to Texas
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"I thought I was really dumb cause I couldn't get any..." Naw, your really dumb for entirely different reasons...... Joking, only joking
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"femur exploded and the pieces that were left were not big enough or organized enough for one -- hence the plate (and the bone graft later to fill in the remaining hole)." Shivvering thinking about it....Beats me, but its not a competition you wanna win. I haven't got a clue how much mine cost cos it was fixed in the UK, courtesy of our national health service. Its gonna hurt taking all that ironmongery out again.... Don't envy you one bit. Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Richmond? Sounds cool, wait a minute, september, damnation I'll be back in the cold lands . A wise man once said, and I quote.... "I hate you, I hate you all" cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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"sure is shinny on this side" Freefliers smile more...Welcome to the dark side, I knew the force was strong with you. "Learning new things is great :-)" Ain't that the truth
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Early in the morning? Jet Fuel...... D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Clouds with silver linings Tammi.... Now we all got a good excuse to go to Florida
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We warned him to stay away from the light.... But like a moth to a candle...... D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Nice watch, is that a Casio?? Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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"Now, if you think this is a democracy, then take a vote and see if you can get them back. " HH, your just as oppressive as the Taliban....., ooops lets not go there again....... Do we get our all-important posting numbers reset as well as our carefully chosen, well articulated words deleted? hehe.. "I deleted them. " Ho hum, everything in moderation, and the moderator in everything.... Cya, D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Coolio, cya @ the Spacey placey, 5, 6, 7 april. Hmmm...'top secret', I'm intrigued...... Will be fetching back my F/F camera helmet and cam too.... D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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Chill out, take a deep breath and relax............
nacmacfeegle replied to Sebazz1's topic in The Bonfire
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"I do not like little spaces in little airplanes especially when I cant see out.... " Hey Ann, you're gonna lurve jumpin' a paraffin budgie. They're not all that claustrophobic, back looping off the skids with your buddies is a giggle . My first helo lob was from a jet ranger which is quite small, but I got to sit next to the driver, very cool, plus it was free as it was a demo whoohoo...... I used to fly to work every day in Bell 212s, and 214s in the North Sea, which was quite hairy sometimes. Gotta go away workin' again, but I'll be back for the spaced land [thick Scottish accent] Heed doon frenzy [\thick Scottish accent]. Cya D It aint what you fly, its how you fly it!
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"50 years old wearing the geekiest sunglasses I've ever seen". Fret not Lisa, you probably just met 'crazy' Dave Ruckert.