Thanatos340

That is a relief.. When I first read the title, I was worried Hans and Skinnyshrek got drunk and were pissing on the electric fence again.

Never thought I would see the day when a story about eating live crickets would make a woman say that.

I asked her why it was that I had to go eat the Crickets to win HER a Season Pass and why she didnt do it herself?? Her Honest Reply.. "Well Dad, You KNOW I am a Vegetarian!! Duh!!"

Quit complaining and add your own. (Fuckin Liberals, Always want everyone else to do it for them!!) various answers: Idrankwhat - Pelosi and Reid, of course, they wrote the letter, Rush was just the middleman Billvon - Al Gore Rushmc - Rush Limbaugh rocks Lucky - Bill Clinton and the DNC, (4 pages of stuff pasted on the end for each line, preemptive defensive stance) Kallend - We spent a lot more that $4M on an worthless war NCClimber (reply to Kallend) - You WOULD say that Anvil - Tequila is sexy ExAFO - My cat's butt stinks Amazon - Rush is constipated by idiotic oil money suppositories Lawrocket - [[something serious and insightful, but it doesn't matter as the rest will just read one line and return to their pet projects]] Rehmwa - [[doesn't matter, most people just skip over that guy's posts as habit by now]] Thanatos340 - Limbaugh is a Fuckin Liberal!!

Mmmmmmm!! Spinners.

The Video is "Cell Phone Video" shot by a 15 year old that was busy screaming in that High Pitched teenage girl voice and jumping up and down so the quality should be similar to a tandem video that pike shot. I am trying to get her to send me a copy or post it up on you tube.

So yesterday I get to spend a Beautiful day at an Amusement park with my daughter and a friend of hers. Perfect weather, Low crowd, Lines are not too bad.. It was a good day. Six Flags was doing their annual "Fright Fest" for Halloween where they have Halloween themed characters and shows around the park all day. Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and the sort wandering around the park all day and the shows were not horrible (for the most part) until we stumble across THIS One. The Wheel of Fright. It is a Game Show and top prize?? A 2008 Season Pass. Soon as my daughter hears that.. She and her friend make sure that "I" get selected for this Game. Having no idea what I am getting into, I play along. They pick 4 people from the audience and bring them onstage. I should have been clued in after I was selected and as they take me around to bring me on stage, there is a team of paralegals and a stack of waivers that make the DZ waiver look small that they rush me through signing. Once on stage they let us know that of the 4, only two will get to play for a "Chance to win a Season Pass". What we will have to do is have a DANCE OFF. Now I have been afflicted since birth with a horrible condition known as "Whiteboyitis" which basically translates to complete and total lack of rhythm and the total inability to dance. So we have to dance the "thriller dance" and the crowd will pick the two winners. At this point I struggling through what is left of my brain cells from the 80`s trying to figure out what the hell the Thriller dance is (The 80`s were not very kind to my brain cells, Several years are completely missing, others are only partially there). My Daughter and her friend(s) (Magically, since I am trapped on stage, My daughter and her friend have recruited several other teenage boys to their Cheering squad. (I mentally make note of which ones to Kneecap once I am finally done with this stage thing. I can be a little over protective sometimes). My daughter and her friends manage to communicate to me how to "Thriller" dance from the audiance. Cue the Music and I bust my Move. My growing Cheering section springs to life and I advance to the finals. (Sadly enough, YES. It is on video. My daughter and I are currently in negotiations on what it will cost me to have it destroyed) Down to me and one other guy for the "Chance" to win a Season Pass. They bring out this wheel. With sections marked cockroaches, wax worms, crickets, nightcrawlers, Rocky Mountain oysters and Habenero peppers!. Then they bring out all of the above.. Wait a minute here. Those look pretty dang real. No they ARE Real. Basically it is spin the wheel, whatever it lands on, you eats a Full Shot Glass of. At this point, I am considering backing down. No way in hell I am eating Live Cockroach or any of that other nasty crap. Then I look down and see my daughter cheering away in the front row, I cant let her down. Spin the wheel and see what I get. Live Crickets. Could have been worse. The other guy gets Wax Worms (Basically look like maggots to me). So now all I have to do eat about 10 Live crickets without hurling. I eat the crickets, the other guy eats the worms. Now we each get a prize. We get to pick from three Envelopes. In one there is a 2008 season pass another has "front of line" pass for the rest of the day and the Third is a Plastic Finger puppet. He draws first and what does he get?? The finger Puppet. He ate a shot glass of Tiny white worms and gets a 2 cent finger puppet. Suddenly I think this may have all been for nothing. I draw and what do I get?? Yea, Dads a hero, I got the season pass for my daughter and spent the rest of the day trying to pick cricket legs out of my teeth. They don’t taste too bad except for the legs are just too crunchy and tend to get stuck in your throat.

Jello is for kids???? Hurry someone tell J that....Quote No, No, No!! J's Jello is NOT for kids. Had trouble explaining to a few kids on the DZ after hours why they could NOT have a Little cup of Jello like everyone else a few times.

You are all wrong! What really happened was right as the alligator was about to snap the guys head off, Chuck Norris Birdmanned from an AN2 and snatched the head away and stuck it back on and then Round house Kicked the alligator into next week. The moisture in the air is nothing more than Alligator Tears and streaks from chuck landing the BM suit..

I have GAS!!, I Have GAS!! Whoo Hooo!!

3 levels of Supervisors Later and a call to the State Public Service commission to file a complaint and they now say they "MIGHT" be able to get someone out today.

All Money has been paid ($32.15 bill, $150 deposit, $60 reconnect fee). Paid it all yesterday and then after I paid it they tell me the soonest they can get someone out to reconnect is next Thursday. The problem I have discovered is that they "Privatized" the gas here. Which means several different companies can "Sell" you gas but another company maintains the lines. I pay Georgia Natural Gas but another company (Atlanta Gas Light) does all the turning on and off, That is ALL they do now. They don’t sell gas any more since the Resellers started. SO they turn people off soon as possible because that is there main source of income. Atleast that is what GNG is telling me.

Let me preface this rant acknowledging that I screwed up. I completely forgot to pay my $32.15 gas bill last month. Actually I thought I did pay it (I always pay online) but the payment didn’t go through (Most likely I didn’t hit the Last Are you sure Button). So yesterday, I get home to a notice on the Door sayng my gas was turned off. No warning, No letter, Nothing. They just show up and turn it off and leave a note. OK, No big deal, I screwed up (Although a reminder would have been nice). Call them up pay they bill instantly. Had service for 10 years at this house, Never had a problem before, They want me to pay a security deposit now. Whatever.. it is just $150, OK, Pay it. And a reconnect fee of $60.. OK pay it. (Pretty expensive $32 gas bill now).. Now here is the real Pisser and what has me livid this morning... It will be 7 day before they can send someone out to turn the gas back on!!! A week without Hot Water, Cant Cook and no Heat. Over a $32.15 Bill that 33 days late. They can get someone to out to turn it Off but they get someone out to turn it back on?? Anyone here know how to remove a Barrel Lock? The gas is coming back on today one way or another.

Psssst.. Atlanta.

They would not qualify. They have two Kids in the house under 14 years old (I seem to remember 11 and 13 but may be mistaken). The organization does not let families with children under 14 adopt the dogs.

You probably should go clean out your fridge now. I have a feeling you will be getting ALOT of chocolate in the near future and will need the xtra room.

I did searches on Pacer last night for "Paul Bloebaum" and returned nothing. I also tried "Archway Skydiving Center" and it turned up nothing as well. Not sure if a actual Lawsuit was ever filed. If there was it should have shown up on Pacer. I may not have been searching correctly but I can generally find anything on pacer.

I too saw your bed on Craigslist. I have just a few questions if you dont mind. How many people will it hold? How many Restraint Attachment Points does it have? How Secure are the attachment points? If I were to come by to look at it, Would you call a few friends over to help us test all of the above? Thanks.

Whooo Hoooo!!!

The only part of this decision that even resembles sanity is fact that she went straight to another customer before reporting it. (I cannot and will not defend this decision at all, but see how that would factor in the judges decision.) Without the gun.. Say the guy refuses to pay after services were rendered, then I could see theft of services. That is something entirely different than what it sounds like happened here.

I hope he asked for a courtesy Stitch or two after that one.

Does it even matter that you deceived them into calling in the first place? So you start by Lying to them and then when they call you tell them the truth so that makes it alright? (Although there have been MANY, MANY, MANY documented cases over the years where the lies just started when they called in) And you actually think this is an Honest business? Keep on lying to yourself. You work for thieves. You are participating in Fraud. Just my opinion.

OK.. Now that you added an avatar and sig Line, I know who you are. Definitely the latter.

He is being very serious. Bolas is a Guiding light of Purity that we should all aspire to follow. I respect his vows of chastity.

Depends on how you define Slut. My Favorite definition: Slut: A Woman with the Morals of a Man. Seriously. Who gives a shit. What difference does it make if they slept with 1 person or 10 people or 100 people. It is their business and if they are comfortable with their choices, More power to them. Be safe, Have fun, Enjoy Life.