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    Definately sound advice. Also I would like to suggest to people that it is NOT too late to open or add to an IRA and still claim that on your 2004 Tax return. I was helping a Friend with their taxes last night and noticed that they had not started an IRA but had some money in a savings account that was just sitting there and had been for years. I had them go this morning and move that Money to an IRA and that alone got them an extra $400 on their return. If you open an IRA before April 15, you can claim that on your 2004 tax return.
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    Does this same rule apply to the Skydivers?? I was so looking forward to this Boogie, However I can assure you that this Dog will NOT be well behaved!!
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    I lucked up at a Boogie right after I graduated AFF and won a 50% off Complete rig from Aerodyne. I ended up with a New Custom Icon, Pilot and Smart for $2,064.00 Total Cost.
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    Anything should work and experimenting is half the fun. Besides the third or fourth batch aways tastes good!! Check out my RedBull & Vodka Jello Brain from the Roaming DZ`s Mountain Boogie. Triple Batch of the above recipe and a Halloween Brain Mold.
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    Lemon. Heat up one can of RedBull (DO NOT BOIL!! It will crystalize the sugar and other ingrediants in the redBull) Add 1 Pack of Lemon Jello. Stir Untill completely disolved and Let Cool for a while. Add 1 Cup of Vodka and stir. Makes about 13 to 15 1.5 oz Jello Shots. Edit to add: Always let your jello mixture cool before adding the Alcohol as alcohol tends to evaporate if it gets too hot.
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    Wow!! Costs me alot more than that!! Each batch I make consists of 1 Box Jello 1 Cup Water 1 Cup Vodka (1 cup = 237ml) This produces 13 1.5oz (45ml) Jelo shots Case 2000 cups (Sams Club) - $20 ($5.00 for 500) Case 2000 lids (Sams Club) - $20 ($5.00 for 500) Vodka - (I only use Smirnoff - Cheaper stuff gives everyone a hangover) - $20 per 750 ml Bottle - 1 Bottle will produce 42 Jello Shots (3.1 Cups from each 750ml bottle producing 42 shots)- (500 Jello shots would take 12 Bottles of Vodka at $20 each = $240) I get about 13 shots from each regular sized pack of jello so it would take 38 Boxes to make 500 shots. (38 x $.35 = $13.50) Total cost for 500 Jello shots - Cups and Lids - $10 Vodka - $240 Jello - $13.5 Total = $263.00 When I make the RedBull and Vodka Shots that everyone loves, My costs Double as I replace the Water with RedBull.
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    Isnt that Ron Jeremy on the right in #7?
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    Doesn’t that qualify as Inhumane and generally unsafe working conditions?? I would contact OSHA or something to get that situation corrected soon as possible!!
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    Hell, I already knew that!! You know I will take good of you as always. I still think you need to come to the farm this weekend so We can properly Nurse you back to health!! Remember Jello is one of the Reccomended foods after getting your tonsils out and the alcohol help to kill the germs.
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    Touch Me!

    Thanatos340 replied to boinky's topic in The Bonfire

    You learn quickly Young Grasshopper!!
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    Ok, I dub thee "Official Jello Shot Judges 1 & 2". You Hear That Chiquita?? I am calling you out!! We have official Unbiased Judges who Claim to experts on the subject. Bring it on Girl!! Brandon, Since you already have met Chiqutita and I, you may already have bias (That and have you seen the pictures of these two Hotties?? Dude!!, Given a Choice, You never had a Chance.) Hmmmm. I wonder if I can Bribe Jello Shot Judges with uuhh well.. Ummm more Jello Shots??
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    Ummm Jello Shots?? I might Know a think or two about that. Click here for the Brains from the last Roaming DZ event. 100% pure Red Bull And Vodka Jello Brain. Not only will I be bringing 100`s of jello shots for the Dublin Boogie, There may finally be a Contest between Ms. Chiquita and I to deturmine who REALLY makes the best shots. Apply now for a Judging spot.
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    What the hell would a Dayum Yankee Ground Hog know anyway. The True expert on this matter is our own General Beau Lee, Ph.D. who has predicted an Early Spring. General Beau Lee, Ph.D. has been much more accurate over the years.
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    Oh Cool, Show me Yours and I will show Mine! I used to love this game. Here is mine.
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    Touch Me!

    Thanatos340 replied to boinky's topic in The Bonfire

    Congratulations!! Keep working on your game. Hope you make it to the Dublin Boogie where we will have Huge Hold-em Tournament with Trophys and Great Skydiving Gear Prizes for the top finishers. Also when you feel you are ready for the Real Games let me know and I will point you the Atlanta Games where you can play for cash.
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    Sorry this happened to you, But it sounds like it could have been much worse if all they got was a sub to a Porn site. Dispute the Charge with your credit Card Company and everything should be taken care of. A lot of Stolen Credit Cards come from using your card at Restaurants (actually MUCH more dangerous than using your Credit Card online). You give your credit card to a Waiter/Waitress and let them walk away with it. They then have plenty of time to write down all Information on the card including the Verification Numbers on the back. They can then ask to see your ID for verification and try to remember your address until they get back in the back to write it down along with the Credit Card Number they already have from you. Much simpler than trying to hack an online encrypted database for that information. Easy Solution, Try not to use your credit cards where someone will walk away with it.
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    The Problem was CLEARLY Wing Loading related!! That Golf Cart HAD the proper clearance to insert 1 AVERAGE size Skydiver. How can I Put this delicately... Steve was uhhh well Loading the canopy a little Heavy (If you get my Drift). Had he laid off the Cheesecake and Beer a little more, He would have fit under my Golf Cart much easier and it would not have been necessary to remove that useless top layer of Skin and Muscle from his thighs in order to stuff Him under there. Seriously Steve, If you want to go for a ride in my golf cart this year, Try getting IN IT, The Under it didn’t look so fun and I had to drive around for days with flesh hanging off the front of it. Do you know hard it is to pick up sky chicks with Rotting Flesh hanging off your Golf Cart?? Have a little courtesy for your fellow skydivers!!
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    I can Assure you that I properly inflated those tires!! I fact I personally checked (With Steves gracious assistance) that there was almost enough clearance to slide 1 Skydiver under that Golf Cart at High Speed!!
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    Nope! I Don’t think this a DZ party.... The Male seems to have actually stopped mid-stride and taken Notice of the others in the room. At a DZ party, Either he would have never noticed the others in the room and continued his activities and/or invited his friends to Join them.. But to Stop and look around?? BAD FORM!!
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    Yea, But What color dots do you use for Sheep?
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    Could you Imagine what that Diagram would look like for a typical DZ?? I think I found the Future jumpers in that Diagram!!
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    ASC has some great people woking there and some really great Jumpers, No one has a problem with them. It is the management and their illegal and unethical business practices that people have a problem with.
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    Now whats your address again? I could probably make it in under 20 minutes. Oh, Wait.. You said HOT and Not Crazy.. Nevermind. If you happen to get down to middle aged, Balding, Pasty white, Slightly unstable NAKED guy, Let me know and then I will be right over..
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    It doesnt look like I will make the Flora-Bama trip (Work, Money, too many Boogies coming up, all the normal excuses), But put me down for Lee`s Party. Hey Lee, Is this a weekend Long Party or Just Sunday?? Any DZ`s nearby that you havent been banned from yet? Anyone Driving down from Atlanta next week with a Truck so I can get Lee`s New Poker Table to Him??
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    You havent met my Daughter yet. See attachment. She has been racing since she was 8. Girl was born with a Lead foot.