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ATTENTION ALL YOU SLACK PEOPLE TRYING TO WIMP OUTA DUBLIN!!! This list includes: Boinky Freeflir29 rkymtnhigh Turtlespeed VSG And any others I have missed: We gotta saying here in Georgia: If you cant run with the big dogs, Keep your ass home on the Porch!! You guys will be missed (But our aim is getting better!!).

I good follow up to this would be: How do you feel about Easy/Promiscuous people (especially women since their is such a Double Standard on this)? Do you tend to look down on Easy/Promiscuous people? Why?

Just another Fluffy Poll about Sex. So what the answer? Are you EASY??

Dont forget to apply the rule of "3" to these answers. Rule of 3: If a Male is answering this question: Divide the Number by 3 for the correct answer. If a female is answering the question: Multiply the number by 3 for the correct answer.

Virgin???? at a Boogie??? That wont last long. Maybe if we Bait the Tank.. Maybe hang a Piñata full of various illicit substances and Alcohol right above the dunk tank. He will never notice us selling tickets to try to dunk him. Just make sure we have plenty of water on hand to refill the tank in case someone does actually dunk him. Hey what are the chances of talking the legendary “Big Twins” into working the Booth for a while? It is for charity after all.

Best one Yet!!

We will see which one of you goes for more money in the Calcutta. IF you both make it to the final Table. Trophies for the Top 3 Finishers have been ordered. We will also have Custom Engraved Medallions (Which Make Great Card Protectors/Covers) for everyone who makes the Final Table. Plus the stuff that Spence is contributing from the Gear/Raffle Pool as Prizes for top Finishers.

New Update on the RoamingDZ.com web site about the Poker Tournament. I have contacted several Online Poker Sites about contributing to the Prize Pool for the Tournament. So far atleast 1 (www.pokerstars.com) has committed to providing Hats, T-Shirts and other misc. Swag for everyone that makes it to the Final Table. I am still waiting to hear back from the others.

My favorite quotes: I may have a Needle Dick, But I got a Sewing Machine Ass!! or Yea, Thats Right. I am Hung Like a HorseFLY

Of Course there is the Follow up to this great Philosophical Debate: What’s more important: Length or Girth.

I have seen the Video you are talking about. Someone CLEARLY did not do their job when searching that guy. I understand how dangerous a Job Cops have and sympathize with MOST of them, But what happened here was bunch of Red Necks on a Power Trip wasting the Tax Payers Money and Abusing Private Citizens in their own home under the guise of "Law Enforcement". Yep, They were breaking the law, They were playing that evil POKER, Next thing you know someone might have check-raised and caused someone else to say a Swear Word (Also against the Law here, I am sure that justifies a SWAT TEAM with AR-15`s in the face too. Or someone may have won a little money and when he got home talked his wife into having sex in a non-missionary position - A felony in this state, How many cops should we send with AR-15`s to take them Down?).The entire thing was just plain STUPID. A Complete waste of the Cities Resources. Again: How Many Real Crimes (Ones that actually have Victims) could have been prevented with an extra 25 Police on Patrol during the hours of Midnight and 3 AM on a Saturday Night in Atlanta GA? I agree with self preservation, But I also think that anyone you Give a Badge and Gun to should have at least a little common sense and the ability to use it.

How long should it take you to realize that this Upper Middle Class home you Just Raided is occupied purely by well dressed completely unarmed Stock Brokers, Accountants, Engineers and Georgia Tech Students? Certainly after you searched them and realized that NOT a SINGLE person has any weapon or Drugs or anything remotely dangerous, it may be safe to loosen the cuffs just a little?? These people were left on the Floor in Zip Ties for 3 Hours!! And then held without a phone call or being processed for 20+ Hours. For Playing POKER!! The best games in town are of course run by Cops. If you can ever get an invite to one of their games, you have it made! Don’t get me wrong, I have no grief with Honest Cops but what these People did was Ridiculous. During the Three Hours that the 25 Cops were holding these Hardened Criminals at Gun Point, I wonder exactly how many Burglaries, Car Thefts, Rape and Murders (this is Atlanta after all) happened around the city and could any of those have been stopped with an extra 25 Cops on Patrol? Now the Tax Payers Get to pay the Bills to try prosecute these Hardened Criminals. You what would worked a little better?? The DA or sheriffs dept could have sent a letter to the guy hosting game saying "Stop" and he would have shit in his pants and never hosted another game. (I know this guy, typical Accountant type weenie [Seinfeld Voice] NOT That there is anything wrong with that [/Seinfeld Voice]). A little more cost effective and practical in my mind.

For the past few Years, I have been playing at various Friendly Poker Games around Atlanta. Poker (or Any Type of Gambling) is Illegal in Georgia but the weekly buddies getting together for a game of cards is about as small of a petty crime as I can Imagine. Here is a first hand account of what happened to one Game I used to play in this past weekend (It would be Funny if it were not true): Glad to see the Tax Payers Money spent so Wisely!!

I thought she already had a Pet Turtle??

Yep. Good Article. For those who care here are a Few Highlights: 1. Diamonds are NOT rare stones. 2. The "Diamond" Engagement Ring was a Marketing Scheme from De Beers started in the early 1930`s to help them dump their over abundance of these otherwise worthless stones. By your Fiance a House (What most people spend on an engagement ring would make a good start on the down payment). A Much Better Investment in the future.

Actually I just made an Announcement about the Poker Tournament on the Roaming DZ site. Important information if you are planning on playing. http://www.roamingdz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1068#1068 Details about Format, Schedule, Buy-in and other information.

The Engagement Ring Industry is already making way too money by manipulating the general Public. The whole 2 Months Salary for an Engagement ring is just STUPID. How about use that 2 Months Salary to put down payment on a House or some other investment in your future. DaBeers has done such an unbelievable job in marketing their useless stones and convinced people that they have throw away such ridiculous amounts of money on something so useless at time in a couple’s life where they usually really need that money to get a good start in life. Now they want to sell you 2 Engagement rings?? PT Barnum summed it up best - There is a sucker born every minute.

And Never Forget that No matter how HOT she is, Some Guy - Some Where is Sick of Putting up with her Shit!! (and of course the same is true for Women)

Cool!! A Roman Reunion!! It will be great to see everyone on the same DZ at the same time again I smell an all Roman Way coming together (Of course if you get bunch of Romans together at the same time, everyone will notice the smell)

For those that are interested in Body Painting, I will have Liquid latex in te following colors: Green (Lots of Green) Black Red Yellow And Body Paint (Air Brush) Green Red Blue Yellow Black White The Latex usually take 3 Coats with 10 Minutes inbetween each coat to dry. The Air Brushing can take up to an Hour, So if you want to get painted let me know which nights and what you have in mind so that I can plan/schedule accordingly. I need 3 Volenteers for Thursday Night for an Idea I have (See attachment)

Is that a Pet Rock or My Ex Girlfriend?

I bought my daughter a couple of Ferrets when she was younger. Yes they were cute, fun and playful.. But they STUNK!! and yes we washed them all the time. and the Biggest Problem.. I was absolutely AMAZED at the amout of SH*t they could produce. It really defied all logic. I would leave them a small amount of food and when I came home 9 hours later, there would be a pile of SH*T in the corner of the cage 5 times bigger than the amount food I left. They managed to do this every single day. I have no idea how something so small can eat so little food and produce that much crap. Finally after a few Months I let her take her Ferrets back home to Moms house. They were not exactly Low Maintenance. Fish would be fairly low maintenance but they are not very cuddley.

Now I have never heard that. All I have ever heard is what a fine upstanding gentleman you are, especially around the YOUNG ladies.

Poor Guy.. If he only knew how much trouble that name could get him in. Excuse me sir.. Are you a Skydiver that goes by the Name Peanut?? New Peanut - Uhh, Yea. Arresting Officer - Did you now we have warrants out for you several States? Yep.. Give him the name. Kinda like that New Morning After Birth Control Pill for men.... It changes their Blood Type. Yo Nutt, You and Lucky Gotta to be there. Someone has to keep me out a Trouble. Tell Lucky I will be doing Body Painting for some of the girls there and she WILL be one of my Canvases.