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Umm.. There was this little party somewhere in middle Georgia. I think we may have jumped out of Casa`s, Otters, Helicopters, Hotair Ballons. Demoed new canopies, Maybe had a Beer or two.. Oh and then there a few jello shots.. and maybe a Poker tournament and I seem to recall something about lots of Boobies and me with a Paint Brush. Uhh, Dublin Kicked Ass!! It truly lived up to the hype.

Thanks for the offers Kelel01 and Gimp. I just heard from him and it looks like he may make it a little earlier so I will just wait around and get him. See everyone tonight.

Anyone heading to Dublin going by or leaving from the Atlanta Airport around 2:30 PM today? and feel like picking someone (or something depending on your perspective) up? Please PM me or call me. I was supposed to pick up Turtlespeed from there this morning but he missed his flight will not be in until around 2:00 or so. If someone could pick him up then I could go ahead and get to Dublin with all the JELLO SHOTS and Poker Tables!! We cant let all those jumpers sit around all day waiting for it to clear up without something to do. Bored Skydivers are dangerous!! (Did I mention Lots of Free Jello Shots for whoever volunteers to pick up the Slow one??)

Yep!! Also dont forget that this is also a Race Weekend and traffic will be HORRIBLE south of Atlanta!! Last time I got caught in Race Traffic it added an extra 2 hours to get from Atlanta to Macon. Leave Early!!!

Get em Hot Mama !!! Do you still administer Corporal Punishment down there? If so I might have to do something bad too.

Ummm,, Uhhh, well.. ummm. Fugit!! I`m speechless. Well That is the Proper uniform for the job!! (And Talk about Tips!!)

Absolututely!!

Actually I was thinking that you make a really good Trophy Girl too? What do u think?

Well there is an Interview process for that position, If you will see me when you get there so that we can find a Casting couch somewhere I would be more than happy to discuss that position(or any other position) with you

Latest Up dated Poker Tournament Info: The Friday Night Games will have to start soon as we stop Jumping so that we can get a couple Satellites in before we start the final Table at 9:30pm. I will be getting to Dublin Thursday Afternoon and have a Sign up sheet there. Currently we are looking at the following schedule: Thursday: 6:00 PM - Qualifier/Satellite 8:00 PM - Qualifier/Satellite 10:00 PM - Qualifier/Satellite Friday: 5:30 PM - Qualifier/Satellite 7:30 PM - Qualifier/Satellite 9:30PM - FINAL TABLE You must finish in the top 2 in the qualifiers to play the Final Table. All Players at the Final Table will get some cool prizes (Donated by www.pokerstars.com) and a Custom Engraved Medallion/Card Cover that says 2nd Annual Dublin Boogie - JFTC Fundraiser - Poker Tournament -Final Table. Top 3 Finishers from the Final Table will also receive Trophies and Prizes from the Raffle Pool. With the Qualifiers only scheduled to last 2 hours each, we will be useing a slightly more aggressive Blind Structure that will guarantee lots of action. The Friday Night Games will fill up fast so find me soon as possible and buy your slot early. Each qualifier will be limited to 10 players. Remember that 100% of the $20 entry fee goes to JFTC. If this tournament fills up (and it should) we will raise $1,000 for JFTC. I got the Box of Goodies from Pokerstars and am happy to announce that they did send a few T-shirts in "LardAss" size just in case Lee or Hans actually make it to the final table.

The easiest way to get laid at a bar: Sit at the Bar and Lick your eyebrows. If that doesnt work: Ask the girl if you can buy her a drink or if she would just prefer the cash instead.

She Likes the Green ones!! And CLAIMS that she is not the "flirty" Type. LOL!!!

They are all Great Rigs with excellent reputations. I choose an Icon because it was a well built rig for a great price backed by a company with excellent customer service. You could do a Comparison: Rate each one on a scale of 1-5 based on 1. Standard Features. 2. Vendor Reputation. 3. Anticipated Resale Value 4. How you think it looks. 5. Estimated Delivery Time. 6. Price Add it up and see which one wins.

In one word: Simplicity!! No Drama, No Complications. When we get Hungry - We want to Eat When Horny - We want Sex When the first two don’t get in the way - Skydive And the most important thing: A woman who does NOT want to change us and loves us for exactly who we are (NOT what they think we could be). Oh and a Good Hummer every now and then really helps too!!

Whipped Cream??? Consider yourself very LUCKY if that is the worst thing in your Pie. The last Pieing I witnessed had more Ketchup, Mustard, Hot Sause and Anchovies in it than Whipped Cream. Just Grin and Bear it!!

I am learning. I will be doing a few pieces at the dublin Boogie. I am not the best and tend to use alot of stencils but I do have experience and I am getting better. I am sure their will be a picture or two after Dublin of my work.

Not really, Just tired of People making broad generalizations about 1 DZ or Another. Same old shit. Just kinda tired of it and wondering if it was like that elsewhere. Although it does really bug me that there are some people jumping at another DZ a couple miles away that are not allowed to come play with us (If they ever want to jump at their Home DZ again) and I am really tired of rumors.

Here is what I would do for my Free Jump: I would Listen to ChaosKitty Sing (but only if I didn’t have to hear that Rastarican sing Going to hell for the rest of the Boogie!!). I would give Mouth the Mad Prison Love I owe her (If I could ever figure out what that was). I would do Bodyshots with the big twins. I would Paint FreeFlyNikki, BlueSkyserenity and RkyMtnHigh`s Boobies!! I would allow any of the above ladies to pass me jello shots! (But only once each as I am NOT easy!!) I would Drink Beer, Play Poker and do Jello Shots all Night long. Do I win? Do I win?

I live in an area where we 5 different DZ`s competing in the same market. As a Jumper I love having all these choices but unfortunately all this has lead to some Rivalries that only seem to be getting worse. More and more lies are being spread in ALL directions about other DZ`s. One DZ will Fire any Staff Member or Ban any regular jumper that visits a particular competing DZ and I have head rumors that another DZ has taken a similar position in the past. You cant wear a T-shirt that mentions other DZ`s at one DZ. DZ`s spread false rumors and other misleading information about other DZ`s. All just stupid childish shit and seems like it is only getting worse. Having visited all 5 DZ`s and spent a little time at each, All 5 have something great to offer. All 5 seem to be concerned with safety. All 5 have great instructors. All 5 have some great people to jump with. I have been guilty in the past of avoiding jumpers from one DZ because I don’t like that DZ`s Marketing Practices. Just plain stupid on my part to judge someone because of something they have no control over. I feel like Rodney King here: Can’t we all just get along? Is it like this other places where there are competing DZ`s? Is all this really necessary?

Mmmmmmmmm.. Kim Chi!! Gooooood!! I also love the look on everyone’s face when they smell it for the first time. Nothing like the fresh fragrance of fermented cabbage!!

My Ex Left me for a similar reason but the only difference was she said I WAS a Huge Penis.

I gotta agree with this one. I never realize who is actually interested, And the ones I am completely covinced that are Interested usually are not. I think we should all have big Green-Yellow-Red Lights on our foreheads to clear up misconceptions early. Look at the light and see where you stand. Green = Bring It!! Yellow = You Got a Chance but you going to have to work for it. Red = Not a Chance!!

If By Single you mean Unmarried: I have every intention of doing exactly that. I have several trusted friends with strict orders to shoot me if I should ever be seen heading towards an Alter. Put me out of my misery before it truly starts!!

I love the Chase, But only with those that clearly show an interest in Being Chased and occationally slow down enough to almost get caught. Too Easy?? No Challenge. Just a Tease? Worthless and a waste of time. It is best to find some one inbetween to play with. As for being Chased?? Always Flattering weather I am interested or not.

Uhhh.. Kidnap You?? No Problem. It is actually on my way. Room?? At a Boogie?? WTF is that? Sleep is just a cheap Caffine Substitue!! Jumps?? You said you were not coming because you had no one to do CRW with? If that is the really the case, then what Jumps? Food?? Sure.. There is always room for jello.