Thanatos340

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  1. Yea, But even knowing that, it was amazing how many people were volunteering to Jump that Pack Job.
  2. Hey Jake... Now for a little secret... Ben (Hisgoofyness) and I got up Saturday Morning at the Rome DZ and decided that we would go over to the Farm and Play Poker all day since no one was Jumping that day. We were not there for the Packing Class. We Missed it too.
  3. Happy Birthday Shannon!! Be sure collect your Birthday Jello-Shots and accompanying B-Day Spanking in person next time I see you.
  4. I had a similar issue with my Smart 175. When I dropped my rig off for its first Repack, I was told that the D Lines or Stabilizer lines (I do not remember which) were out of trim/spec and had to be modified. The rigger (Mike G at ChutingStar) corrected this for a minimal charge (I think it was $35) and contacted Aerodyne about it. As always, your best bet would be to contact the manufacturer. Aerodyne has great customer service.
  5. Hey it was nice meeting you this weekend. Anoyone who comes out for their FJC and gets completely winded out after finising the course, then Goes Home only to return a few hours later with a case of beer and stays for the rest of the weekend anyway is going to make a great skydiver someday!! You already got it figured out... If you cant Jump, you can atleast go to the DZ and complain about the weather with everyone else. And how the hell does Sandor keep getting all these Hottie Students? It must be his HUGE Deck!! Oh, I cant wait untill YOUR Packing Class!!
  6. After seeing that one, I surely will not give you any greif.. I mean you look soo, soo.. Hardcore!! He is Bad!! so Bad!! (Seriously , I was having a shit day untill I saw that picture.. And now I cant stop laughing!! Thanks!!)
  7. That is Fucking Hilarious!!! Bwhahahahah!!!! That has to be the funniest picture I have ever seen posted here!! My sides are hurting!!
  8. You gotta Bob that works when your hands are tied?? How does that work?
  9. Who the fuck is Randy and what is so special about him??
  10. Instead of "Hot Piece of Ass".. Here is my DZ.com Hottie top 10 list. (Something tells me posting this is a BADDD Idea..) (Only considering Girls I have actually met in person) 1. Jumpchikk 2. GFD - (Shhhhh!! I may have a crush on her. Dont tell her!!) 3. Alana & Justi (They are always together so they only count as one right?) 4 & 5. The Kitties (Chaos & Porn) 6. RkyMtnHigh - Such a Sweetie (And Hot too!!) 7. VSG - (She would have made it higher but there is that whole Boyfriend thing that cost her a couple points) 8. Skydivegirl (Same as VSG) 9. MissG8torDivr - Such a Cutie 10. Kele01, Amanduh, Mochaskychick, Sunshine, BlueSkyserenity, WeeGirl, Capnweathersby and I am sure I forgot several Others!! I reserve the right to revise this list at any time!!
  11. Wow!! I didnt even make the fuckin list.. Unbeleivable!!
  12. I am personally puting up a Free Jump Ticket for the Shimmel Toss Competition. Accuracy and Distance. He is the catch... Women Only!! (Skinny can Play but he has to wear a Skirt for his Toss) Fair enough Mark?
  13. OK, Time to start an Attendees List for this one. Add your name and include the events you plan on participating in. The current events are: JYAO - Jump Your Ass Off for $110. SC - Swoop Comp SSB - Shimmel Spelling Bee JSTT - Jello Shot Taste Testing HT - Holdem Tournament SJSTH - Strip Jello Shot Texas Holdem STA - Shimell Toss for Accuracy STD - Shimell Toss for Distance SFDD - Standard Farm Drunken Debauchery Attendees: Thanatos340 - JYAO, JSTT, SSB, HT, SJSTH, STA, SFDD
  14. Try Pineapple Chicken Flambé Simple and Flashy. Get two Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts Sauté in Olive Oil with a little Minced Garlic and a Tablespoon of Lemon Juice. Mix in some Mushrooms and thinly sliced Bell Peppers (I use Green, Red and Yellow for color) Take 1 Whole Fresh Pineapple, Slice it in half lengthwise. Scoop out the Pineapple and add it to your sauté pan. When it is all done, pour the Chicken/Mushrooms/Bellpeppers/Pineapple mix back into the Pineapple shell. Pour just a Little Bacardi 151 on top, Light it and serve. Definitely get the WOW factor going for you.
  15. OK, But you are going to be sore afterwards. That is a whole lot of Screwing!! Be sure to contact when it is my turn.
  16. Preston Ford was foung dead at his home yesterday. It is beleived to be natural causes. A Memorial Jump will be organized at Rome.
  17. Naaaa.. A Little too harsh. After the first couple of contestants he wouldnt be able to whine "My electronics.. My Electronics.. I got Electronics". Beside if he got all beat up, Then who would we have left to pick on?? Lance is out, Mike Went to ASC, Shimell is all we got left.
  18. I got a New idea for the Boogie.. How about the Shimell Toss. Two Rounds. One for accuracy and one for distance. Bonus points for Style! That alone would double the attendance!!
  19. Any weekend at the Farm is worth the trip. The Jello shots will be waiting.
  20. Who Me??? Just because there was Poker and Nekkid Hotties involved.. How come you instantly think I had something to do with it? BTW, I learned that sometimes 2 Pair beats the hell out of a Straight!!
  21. I guess it is a little too soon to say something like: "Dont worry, Its a Pontiac.. It wont get far!" Seriously, If you find them, I want in on the Boot Party!!