Thanatos340

Too much Too fast. I am a slow and easy kinda guy.. (OK, maybe a little heavy on the Easy!)

I would like to be this Canopy!!

So that means if I drop my pants and she Points and laughs.... I must be Sexy right?

Very Kind people have said Keanu Reeves. Very Honest People have said Tom Green.

A Girl that is "Comfortable" being herself. No Attitude, No Games.. Here I am.. What you see is what you get (If your Lucky!!) No Insecurity issues. Just Happy with being herself. And a Woman who loves to Laugh. That is a Woman who is Fucking Sexy!! and will steal my heart everytime.

He didnt say anything about waiting on you to get there.

And exactly what makes you think SDA is going to Snag that Hottie if she moves to Atlanta?? Cingular and Nextel work just fine at The Farm!! (I will Arm Wrestle you for her!!)

OK.. My Turn. Here is Me and Two Hotties. (TeamJenn1 and Jumpchikk)

OK.. I dont get this one. Reminds me of the Joke where the Woman goes up the elevator stopping on each floor with Different Men each Floor getting a Little better. She finally gets to the Top Floor where there are no men and just a sign saying something about Just wanted to prove that no matter what, A Woman is never satisfied.

Right Now it looks like there is no way I will be able to make this one. (It sucks having a real Job) However I will defianately send up a Care Package via HisGoofyness and the Georiga Crew for you Ohio Girls!

Oh well.. You are the one who decided to go to the Cinco Boogie instead of the Shimell Boogie.

I am definately not promising any thing "monumental". It gets COLD at altitude!! Thats my story and I am Sticking to it!! Details of this GRAND jump will be forthcoming when they are finalized. Still waiting on answers from a few of the others.

You can bet your ass I will be checking that Spot!! I am also working on having plenty of distractions so that No one will really notice me at all. Of course it may be to my advantage to just go as I am. No one would see anything through the glare and If I land off.. Just look for the Glow and that is where I will be.

I am the palest of Scrawny Pale white Guys. I have not worn Shorts in Public for over 10 Years because my Legs are so white. (I am Talking Blinding White) Now I have my 100th jump coming up in two weeks and I have always said I would do it Nekkid. Well being a man of my word, I do plan on going through with it but in an effort to make this as painless as possible for those who may accidentally glimpse my Scrawny Pale White Ass falling through the sky.. I have decided to Hit a Local Tanning Place. For those who have actually used these places.. What is the best bet for actually adding a little Color (or at least Tone down the brightness) for a while for someone whose Legs have not seen any form of Sunlight for over 10 years? Does that Spray On shit work? Is two weeks enough time to make a difference in a Tanning Bed?

Thats OK, I give free lessons!! And now that Nina has finally got her first Big Win.. Maybe we can bring her in as an advisor for your future lessons.

Camel Toe!!

Congratz!! You never forget your first Big win. You will be ready to move up Strip Jello Shot Texas Holdem in no time!!

Where is the option for X-Ray Vision!! Unlimited Boobies!!

Words of wisdom for any guy: Always marry an Ugly Girl That’s the only kind. She will never ever leave you And if she does, you won’t mind! My brother married an Ugly girl Now he has got it made! Every time she gets undressed The neighbors pull down the shade! Always make love to Ugly girls they don’t want to quit. Cause they keep on thinking.. It is the last they’ll ever get!!

I think its Broke..

Hhhmmmmm Drama?? Hows this? I had a Crush on this Dz.com Hottie.. But I have a really short attention span and I kept forgetting to e-stalk her and DD her.. So I decided to find a new hottie to have a crush on (one that will remind me if I forget to e-stalk them) but I cant decide on who it should be.

I bounce between DZ`s alot. In fact yesterday I was going back and forth between two different DZ`s all day long. There are 3 DZ`s that are less than a 20 drive between and 5 Dz`s that are less than 1.5 hour drive from my home. I love going to other DZ`s and meeting other people. There is only one of the 5 DZ`s in my area that has a problem with their Jumpers and/or staff visiting other DZ`s. That particular DZ will fire and staff that visits certain other competing DZ`s even if they go over after hours. They also will harass any of their regular fun Jumpers that come over. Pretty sad and I can’t believe that they put up with that kind of BS. That is highly unusual and not the norm. If your home DZ does happen to say anything negative about jumping somewhere else every once in a while… You may want consider a new home DZ. For the most part, Once you have a little experience under your belt.. Visiting other DZ`s should be encouraged. Chris Spence started the Roaming DZ just for this reason, So that jumpers could travel around and meet other jumpers without DZ politics and/or petty rivalries getting in the way.

A few of my own: You know that weebles wobble but they don’t fall down!! Tonka Toys REALLY were indestructible. You really thought Evel was gonna Make it across the canyon (And You remember watching it!!) You thought Steve Austin was the Baddest guy ever (Besides Evel of course) You know what the stuff inside stretch armstrong looks (and tasted) like. You "Knocked the Block Off" your rockem sockem Robots ever chance you got!! You know who Alfred E Newman is. You Bicycle once had "Real Ferrari Sound" You ever shouted "Hey Good Looking" into your Mr. Microphone. Your first tape Player used Reels.

Got up early this morning to Rainy Skies. Went House Hunting. Came Home after looking at 3 houses that were way overpriced. Installed a New Garbage Disposal. Worked on Rewiring my basement. Took a Nap. Went to my brothers House to watch the Toney -Ruiz Fight.

I better be on that List!!! And no lower than 2 or 3!!