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Jammies are Optional!! Just remember to get out once Im done! Cornholio - Correct Super Villain wrong sidekick.

Wow!! Did you do all that math by yourself or did you have to get Brandy to work it our for you? I’m Impressed. especially if you did it without having to take off your shoes and socks. see you sometime this weekend.

And thank you so much for your help on that last Motion. Everyone needs a Good Legal Ass every now and then. And yea, You gotta love that Billing for 27 Hours a Day when they were only in the office for 4 hours.

My Favorite right now is a Flaming Dr. Pepper. 1 Mug of Cheap Beer (It doesn’t taste right with good beer) 1 Shot of Amaretto or Root beer Schnapps (Chilled) Pour a Little Bacardi 151 in the shot. Light it. Drop the shot glass in the Beer and Chug. Tastes just like Dr. Pepper.

Counter Suit dismissed early on. (I was still learning and made some mistakes)

Pro Se`s have a real hard time Attorney’s fees out of any judge. And yes, I am coming to LP (but only if you and GFD promise to do that Pillow fight thing again )

OK, Actually I fought a MAJOR Multi-Billion Corporation.. And I won. For the past 2 years I have been fighting a Lawsuit filed against me in Federal Court by a Huge Corporation over some technology I bought 4 years ago. They felt this perfectly legal technology could intercept their signal and were therefore entitled to over $70,000.00 in damages plus attorney’s fees. Every lawyer I talked to wanted at a $5,000 retainer to answer the complaint for this lawsuit and it would have cost me at least double that to fight this as long as I did with a Lawyer. I fought them Pro Se. (No Lawyer, They had 9 attorneys locally handling my case and a huge legal staff at the corporate offices directing them). 2 years staying up all night worrying, Trying to learn the FRCP (Federal Rules of Civil Procedure), Writing Motions and learning the Civil Justice system as best as I could. It all paid off. It is finally over. In the end, This cost me nothing but loss of sleep, Blood, Sweat and Tears and I now have a very good understanding of how our civil justice system works. I learned a hell of a lot about how our judicial system works. But the most important thing I learned was that if you fight them tooth and nail all the way, the small guy can still prevail. Man this feels good!!

OK.. Being the kind and generous soul I am and seeing how so many lovely young ladies have not been properly Spanked. I will personally offer my services at the Lake Wales Boogie. For the Ladies that would like to participate, Simply find me at the Boogie. Walk up, introduce yourself and tell me what a Bad Girl you have been. Then bend over my knee. I will take it from there. You can thank me afterwards.

That is great news. Could name one for me? I just want something to move files back and forth easily. None of all the "Library" and "Playlist" crap. Jump Simply move files back and forth and be able to easily delete many songs off the Ipod that i am bored with. I can do this very easily with my $59 Korean JumpDrive MP3 player. It is a Royal pain in the ass with the Ipod.

I was driving though some County roads near my hometown with a friend who was a pretty drunk. A county sheriffs dept car pull out behind us and hits the lights. My Buddy who is the real paranoid type start getting nervous because I had a couple drinks myself. I pull over. The Female Sheriffs Deputy walks up and just stands at my window. Before she can say anything, I go off on her. Ask her," What’s your Problem?? Not getting enough lately??". "Your man mot taking care of you lately?". My buddy is freaking out saying "Dude, Shut Up!!" The Deputy opens my Door and tells me to get out. My Buddy is like, "Oh Shit!!". I get out and she gives me a Big Hug and we catch up on old times. Her and I had dated at one time and were still really good friends. My poor friend in the car with me had no idea. We laughed about it for days afterwards.

Just got my Panic Free Fly Pants today. They look great. Best deal for the money I have seen. Got custom Pants in my colors with custom embroidery for $145 in just a couple weeks. I have attached a couple pictures. The embroidery around the Tribals looks great! The Cuff around the legs are layered Velcro. The general quality and stitching appear to be excellent. (And YES, My Ass really is that flat!!) Now I just have to learn to get off my Belly!

Smile!! Smile alot!! And be very happy. (Among other things!!)

I havd a similar problem with my Ipod and WMA files. I bought several Songs from Napster and they are in WMA format. Itunes will not convert any "Protected" songs to MP3. I have not found any software that will convert legally purchased files into another format. All that I have tried only work on converting unprotected files. My only option was to Burn the songs to a CD and then Rip them back off in MP3 format to get them on my Ipod. Pain in the ass. Almost every other MP3 player on the market will play both MP3 and WMA files (Most will also play .OGG) and you are not forced to use iTunes to transfer files. Also it is a real Pain in the ass to delete a large group of songs off the Ipod. Very easy to do with other MP3 players. They show up as a removable drive and you just drag and drop what you want. Ipods suck in my opinion!!

Sounds like you went to a Tandem Mill DZ. You should go to a Smaller DZ and you will probably be happier. At large very Busy DZ`s they really don’t have time to give each student personal treatment. Also the weather hold is something no-one has control over and no-one can accurately predict how long it will last. Also don’t believe that just because That DZ told you there were no other Dropzones closer to you, that doesn’t mean its true. There is One Operation that is well known for Lying to their customers about the existence of other Dropzones. The No-Refunds Policy also sounds like an Skyride operation. Many Dropzones will gladly refund your money if you get weathered out. The only time you would loose your money is if you went up and the plane and decided not to Jump. In fact both of the Dropzone I goto dont even collect any money untill after your jump but they are small DZ`s that do not have more than 10 or 15 tandems a day usually. A smaller DZ will be a much more personal experience than a Tandem Mill generally. What Dropzone was this and where do you live?

Well your Mum thought I was Cute!! and she loved sitting in my lap!!

Hey now!! It gets cold at Altitude!! (Thats my story and I am sticking to It!!) Actually I am not sure if I am more worried about Shrinkage or Flopage!! Shrikage just hurts the ego.. Flopage Just plain Hurts!!

What a Fluffer is?? All this talk about Nekkid Jumps and I mention that I will be doing one for my 100th if I can just find a Fluffer.. And you would be amazed at who was saying "Whats a Fluffer". Is there anyone else who doesnt know what a Fluffer is? (No need to explain it, Let em keep wondering!!)

What ever happened to the Crack Ho idea?? You mean I have been saving up all that Crack Rock for nothing?? Seriously. Dont sell the PD-R. Look around and find something else to sell.

Another $40 on the way.

Those look like Something from Sandor Vali (DZO of Georgia Skydiving Center). Jumpervali on here. He used to have a site called Skydiving Graphics or something like that. PM him and ask.

SO this String walks into a Bar.. Asks for a Drink, and the bartenders says "We Dont serve Strings Here!" So the String goes outside, Ties himself into a Knot and rolls around on the ground for a while. He bounces back into the bar and asks for a Drink. The Bartenders says, "Hey, Arent you that string that was just in here?" The String Replies "No!! I am Afraid Not!!"

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road??? To prove to the Possum that it could be done!!

I think a better question would be which of your No`s would you like to change to Yes`s.

The best "B" movie ever made (with the best ending of ANY movie ever made!!) A Boy and His Dog.

Actually the truth is it usually doesn’t. The Failure rate of new system is still about 60% overall. Primarily due to overly complicated and cumbersome systems that require constant baby sitting that Maintenance Personnel just don’t have time for. What is even worse is that most engineering software packages are selected by the IT department based on their “Architectural” needs without any regard for features, functionality or usability. As long as the software is on whatever the latest platform is that will look good on the IT managers resume that is the one they will buy. After 10 years of dealing with shitty software designed by IT types that had absolutely no clue about Maintenance and Engineering that is why I went to work with several other Engineers to design a system made by Engineers and Maintenance Personnel to be used by engineers and maintenance personnel. There are good systems out there (like Mine and few others) but the IT idiots are much more concerned with their resumes than they are with finding software that actually meets their Users needs.