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Hmmmm.. You think I can trade jello shots for pack Jobs?? (and I said PACK jobs, now get your mind out of the gutters!!)

Also Let me warn you NOT to park your Golf Cart near the Swoop Pond !! When Swoopers hit your Golf Cart and leave flesh hanging off the front, It starts to smell after a couple days if you dont wash it off.

Ohhh.. No, No, No!!! I know better than to get between a Girl and her BOB!! Not a safe place for any man!!

Yes. Direction from Atlanta Definately Needed. Also will there be Packers??

What happens in Rantoul.. Stays in Rantoul!!

Lake Wales DZ.com Boogie!! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1643440#1643440 I will be Jumping, Partying, Passing Out Jello-Shots to friends and Painting Boobies!! What could be more American than that??

Well we may need to send out a search party and do our own intervention if the missing doesnt show up soon. My favorite quote last night from a particularly cute Blonde.... "I found a new Hobby!!" or from another one... "Ohhh... I wanna try them all!!"

OK.. So last night I got to escort several DZ.com Hotties to the TOY Store.. One of them had to get a Shopping Cart to carry all those BOB`s!! Yet another is still completely missing in ACTION and hasn’t been seen since she gleefully disappeared into her car with her bag of Goodies. (Hope she didn’t hurt herself!!). The other angrily informed me this morning.. "They Forget the Batteries!! I specifically told them to include the batteries!!".. Nothing worse than a new BOB and no Batteries!! I think she was a little frustrated!! Yep.. Definitely going to a Battery shortage in the Atlanta Area before long.

Or were you paying for Coach Jumps? Most places I have been: Around $20 for Jump Ticket and $20 to $25 for gear rental per jump. For $64 were you were paying an extra Slot?

I had a Friend Living in Wyoming that wanted to move home. I got off work in Atlanta on a Thursday around 10:00pm. Me and another friend Drove pretty much Non-Stop to Casper Wyoming. Got there around Noon on Saturday. Had Lunch and loaded up the Truck. Pulled out of Casper at 8:00pm that night heading back to Atlanta. Got back to Atlanta in time to Go Straight to Work Monday Morning.

Thats OK, I already told you you could wear Lingerie for this jump!!

Yo Nut.. I will be rollin in Friday night, Got room in the dog house for me?? I will be doing my 100th this weekend (Finally). What is the DZ policy on Nekkid Jumps??

All I heard was "Whaa Whaaa Whaa.. My Pussy Hurts" So what you are saying is that RIVER CARD GERRARD got Rivered?? And you want sympathy?? Nothing to see here.. Move along. Seriously, This is why I got out of Tournament Poker a Couple years ago. After the WPT came and every idiot in the world started playing, Shit like this became the norm. Imagine playing a $1000+ buy-in tournament and something like this takes you out.

Soo that would be a LINKED exit correct??

I didnt see "Cowboy" anywhere in that post.. But if there is something you would like to get off your chest.... The Floor is all yours.

This EVENT will happen.. Actually I am working on something a Little Bigger even.. It is a Little early to let everything out of the bag but lets just say we will welcome the Sheep Fucker back home in style. And it will be an All weekend EVENT. Lurkers... Plan on getting to Atlanta for that weekend. I will post details in a few weeks. (Icon... you are officially Designated Driver #1)

You probably will not be the only one flying in for this one. We will pick you up at the airport. We will get to serious planning in early August.

Gimme some dates so I can start lining up the Livestock.. We may need more than just a Short Bus for this one.

Or we could just steal the Short Bus from the Farm. Whatever works. Only problem is finding a relatively sober driver. We will start planning this one a couple weeks before you get back.

Clay.. You bring your happy ass back home and we will put together a Outing just for you. Of course with that FAT wallet you going be hauling back from there... We will even let you rent the Limo to Haul us around!! If we hit some of those clubs over on Fulton Industrial.. We may even find some sheep for you.

Ummmm... I think we have created a Monster.

Yea.. It was a Good time. We hung out in the Bowling Alley Bar for a couple Hours but the Winds were too high for us low timers to actually try Bowling. That is a dangerous sport. We talked about Bowling alot but they kept putting pitchers of Beer in front of us there and someone had to drink them. Once everyone finally showed up (About 12 of us in all), The decision to go straight to the Strip Club was well received and off we went. My favorite quote of the night was Kele01 right after one of the shooter girls had just gotten out of her lap: Who with awe filled eyes and a warm glow told us all "I never want to leave here". Actually the VERY talented Shooter Girls were well received by all. Definitely the best Bang for the Buck! (Although Kele01 seemed rather Flushed after her table dance. That girl was grinning like a kid in a candy store). EMSChick98 was also very proud of kissing a Porn Star. JumpChikk kept the Dance Nazi’s Busy and Hisgoofyness and I started the Pool on how long before we got tossed out. Surprisingly we lasted almost 2 hours although I don’t think more than 15 minutes went but with us getting a Visit from management complaining about something that was going on. The Night finally came to an end when of the party decided to get on stage and do his own strip tease. All in all it was a fun night and we will do it again soon. Although the next time we will hit one of the Southside clubs were we can get away with more.

No. Usually the opposite. Most Skydiver Girls are fairly independant and secure.

Mark.. You have to join us tonight. There is sooo much these girls could teach you.

So is that what you kids are calling it now a days??