Thanatos340

I traded in my tool belt after 10 years as a Maintenance Engineer/Plant Engineer several years ago to develop Maintenance Management Software. How about if you find a Job and they are looking for the best CMMS Software on the market... Get in touch with me.

Woo Hooo!!! Now Get Going. You are already late!! Git a Move on Girl!!

Bolas... You coming??

Git Yo Ass up Here!!!

Thats good enough. No need to put any further restrictions on it. We wouldn’t want to stifle creativity. I need to be added to the Need SCR list.

Wow!! What a coincidence.. Me too!!

The total Number I heard was $1,700. I am not 100% sure of that but that is what I remeber being told by someone, I just cant remeber who.

Get it on Call for the Shimmel Boogie!!! Party starts NOW!!! They will be jumping all day today, Leave work now. tell your Boss I said it was OK. Poker Tournament tonight starting around 8:00PM I got 500 Jello Shots made up and I am going to need a little help getting rid of them. Also I know several Resent AFF grads (VERY Cute ones at that) that are hoping that some of you coach rated jumpers will be willing work with them this weekend. They said something about swaping Sexual Favors for Free Coaching so someone needs to jump on that. Everyone.... Git Yo Ass to the da FARM!!

Well I would but I am Kinda shy.

Will you be able to Just pay for Slots if you dont make the break-even number of Jumps?

You mean I have to pick just one?? I dont know.. You kept disappearing like every 5 seconds...

I think it makes a HUGE difference on if we are talking a Sport Bike or a Cruiser. I don’t think Andy is looking for a Crotch Rocket. I just can’t picture him one. For you average Street Bike.. a 250 just will not cut it. Not for a Regular sized person and NOT EVER on the Highway. An old girlfriend of mine wanted a Bike so we got her a Rebel 250. She was 5'4" and right at 110 lbs. She had it 3 months before deciding to get something that could actually move when it needed to. Every time a car passed her (Which was almost every car) it would just about blow her off the road. Next we got her a Shadow vt500 but she felt much safe on that bike, especially on the highway because she was not getting blown around . The original Poster is a Full sized person. (Actually quite tall). It would be funny as hell to see him on a 250. Knees up around his chin.. Like I said before.. He needs a 500 to 750. Now if we were talking a Crotch Rocket.. That would be totally different.

That was 10 Years ago. (And I had to get my ass beat and almost shot) Of course i would do it all over again in a heartbeat.

Several Years ago, I went to a Bar with two female friends. At the bar I get into an Altercation with some jackass (That of course one of the girls had started). The guy pushes me and I take a swing, 3 of his buddies hit me from behind with Beer bottles. 2 Bottles broke across my head and on across my shoulder. Soon as I regain my senses (Sort of) I turn around and one has a Gun in his waist ban and is inviting me to bring it. I wisely realize that this is about to get real Ugly and walk out. Another female friend sees me leave and follows me out and takes me to the Hospital. Lots of Stitches. We get back to my apartment about 2 hours later and the Two girls I had originally went out with are waiting there. (One of those two had actually started the Altercation that started this shit). The 4 of go inside and they all 3 decide to "Take care of me". It seems they all know each other VERY well. Between the Adrenaline, The Endorphins, The Alcohol and Three of the most Gorgeous women I have ever known, That turned into quite possibly the best night of my Life!! I miss living in Little 5 Points so bad sometimes!!

Forget the 250!! Start with atleast a 500 or preferably a 750 if you plan on driving on any Public Road. Better yet, Just pick up an old Sportster and be done. And BTW.. Your Brothers Bike is the most unbelievable piece of OVERKILL I Have ever seen. I LOVE that Bike!!

That Cutie I met in Dublin!!

I completely agree with you!! I usually only eat one meal a day and rarely snack. I don’t get Hungry very often so I sometimes forget to eat. I only notice when I realize that I am feeling light headed or I am starting to get Snappy with people and generally irritated. People who know me can tell if I have gone a day or two without eating because of my mood change and will insist I go get something to eat. Eating is a BIG hassle. However on the rare occasion that I do get Hungry.. Watch out!! It is time to eat and I mean right NOW!!

Where did you get that Idea.. Clay is just there because he heard they had HUGE sheep population and he gets to buy a Pimped out Boogie Trailer when he gets back.

Yep.. There have been times in my life when the only thing I could think was: "I want my Rib Back!!!"

Hey Now!! Leave poor Lugnut alone!! She is one of them Yankee Girls. You cant expect her to know much. Seriously.. I cant believe how many people think that they do not need to know anything about the vehicles they depend so much on. The old, I am a Girl and therefore I am not supposed to know anything about cars is such Bullshit. I kinda took it to an extreme with my Daughter.. She has been Racing Junior Dragsters since she was 8 and helping work on cars since she was old enough to hand me a wrench. Now that she is 13, We bought her a Bradley GT 2 Kit Car. It came in a VERY big Box. If she wants a car to drive when she turns 16, She best have it built by then. (Actually we have been working on for a year now and it is about 60% done). But you can bet she is going to know just about anything about a car once she finishes building her own.

Dont worry, If she really doesnt like you.. She will just pretend to be someone else and ignore you.

Swoop Comp Info: Swoop Comp sat afternoon. $50 buy in, EVERYONE welcome. Pro will have a handicap in distance only. 2 rounds distance and 2 rounds freestyle. (The only thiing I know about Swooping is that Marks is not very good at it!!) Rules for the Shimell Toss: Try Not to hurt him too bad (He whines alot). Competition only open to Females or Guys in Drag. Bullseye is Dead Center of the Pond next to the Hangar. I would say wait untill he is not wearing his Rig to take your shot.... But his rig has been in that pond every time he ever tried to swoop it, so I dont think it matters. Ladies, Feel free to take as many shots at the target as you want. Bonus Points for Style and Distance. Tag Team and Team Attempts are welcome. Mark... You know better than to have any electronics on you at anytime at this Boogie. You have been warned.

Story of my Life = Only God Knows Why - Kid Rock. Theme Song = Still in Hollywood - Concrete Blonde.

Yea, But then who would look after Skinny?? Nope!! He is yours now and you cant get out of it by runing off to join the forign legion!! Cause then we would be stuck with him!!