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  1. Thanatos340
    Do what the rest of us do.. Become a Post Whore and spend all day everyday here on DZ.com untill the weekends. It helps.
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    Just email him a link to this thread. That should get the point across.
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    I still say you need the bat!! That boy deserves a good smack in the head if he hasnt made a move by now.
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    Why would I do that? All my crushes around there ran off and got Boyfriends and Fiance`s. If I am giving out the "Kiss Me" bats.. There has to atleast be a chance I might get smacked upside the head. Naaaa. I think it is best to keep the "Kiss Me" Bats here on the east coast!!
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    And I just got a great idea for a new product!! Kiss Me Bats!! Get some Mini Baseball Bats like These. Get "Kiss Me" engraved on them. Now women can carry these arounds and use them so that they can make sure the Guys know without a doubt when they want to be kissed. When you see a guy you like, walk up and hit him in the head with your "kiss Me" bat. It will get the point across. What do you think??
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    My idea was a Traffic Light that we all wear around our necks.. Usually set to Yellow.. But we can change them to Green or Red whenever needed. Just to make sure everyone understands whatever signal we are trying to give out.
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    Some guys (I am one) seriously have a problem with this. For some of us it is next to impossible to tell when "She" is just being friendly and playful and when "She" is actually interested. The worst thing you can do is make a Pass at someone who just wants to be friends because then things will be uncomfortable afterwards and possibly ruin a friendship. It is usually best for a Guy to err on the side of caution. It just about takes something that drastic to realize that some girl really does like you and that it is ok to make a pass at her.
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    I think it could be a respect thing. If he really likes you, Then maybe he is afraid that if makes a pass at you he will loose you. Also you need to make the first move. Make sure he knows unquestionably that it is OK for him to kiss you. And a Girls Idea of making something obvious is sometimes very different than a Guys idea of what is Obvious.. It is best usually to hit the guy over the head with a bat to make sure you have his attention and then use very small and direct words in short sentences to make sure he understands what you are trying to communicate to him. Next time you see him.. Say ”Hey You, Come here and Kiss me” “Right Now”. That should do the trick.
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    Right now the focus is 100% on the OrFun Boogie!! After that we will talk about Farm Fest!!
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    You mean Lee "Shimmeled" a swoop? That would be scary!!
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    Here is the Official Jello-J Universal advise on cutting hair for women.... DONT!!!!! Please Dont!!! Pretty please!! Dont do it!! OK with that said.. here is my great coloring advise... Anything but Red!! Seriously.. Let it grow and keep the color and I promise to keep drooling from afar.
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    I have seen the question posted many times about Life Insurance that covers Skydiving accidents; I have found a Company that actually wants skydivers business. The rates seem reasonable from a very reputable well established company and specifically INCLUDES skydiving accidents. I am in no way affiliated with this company and make noting off referrals, just wanted to let people know what was available after I spent quite some time looking into it. I do not want to violate the no advertising policies here but if you are interested, PM me and I will give you their information. Or I will post it with the Mods permission.
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    ????? The sheep fuckers name is CLAY.. Rymes with Jay but not. Edit.. Clay is alright and all... But nowhere near cool enough to be a Jay!!
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    It was a funny Headline.. Thats all. I hope they catch who did this and they get what they deserve... Now on with the jokes..
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    Man... Skyride will sell anything now a days!!
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    OK.. Im confused... (I know.. Not that unusal) But uhhhhh... Have we met?
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    Mike.. This is Great News. Welcome!! I was talking to some other resent defectee`s this past weekend and all they could say was how much happier they were at The Farm. I truly hope you will feel the same way in time. You already had my business but now I don’t have to feel dirty whenever I drop my rig off for you. Hans.. Any Chance you can get us a Bounce Burger next? We really need a Kick ass place to eat onsite.
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    Ok.. But we are even for the Crush list mistake I made now. Labor day I will be spending with my daughter. I am Taking a Break for the next few weeks.
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    This is me not feeling the love.. How could you forget me after I kidnapped you, Threw you over my shoulder and carried you off to my Van?? Wow.. I really must be loosing my touch..
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    Can we just share the prize? 8:00pm
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    March 29th
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    The Number should help give it away. Message 700854 Find a message close to this number and get the time/date stamp.
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    Spence.. If you think 4 is full in that bed... I will have to give you tips on organizing!! You guys have Fun!!
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    Or I could just bring the disco Boogie express...
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    Wrong question.. Correct question: Who Didn't?? Actually just about everyone got spanked at some point.