Thanatos340

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  1. Liquid Latex is also an Option.
  2. Updated List BlueSkySerenity Bobster Bolas CieloDiosa ChaosKitty CSpenceFly (And the Roaming DZ) EMSChick98 freeflir29 goofyjumper HackB431 HellaMannn Hisgoofyness Icon134 jumpchikk Jumpergirl LacySocks LadySkyDiver lisamariewillbe lucky(not luky,,p-nut can't spell) marks MissG8tordivr Nangrunt (And DZmemories.com) Nanner Peanut Popsjumper Pruitt PsychoBob Rastaricanair Rocky(maybe) Sharimcm Skinnyshrek Skychick312 Srsublime TeamJenn01 Thanatos340 Upndownshop whirlaway Yard Hippie Lingerie Dives Jumpergirl Upndownshop LadySkyDiver BlueSkySerenity jumpchikk teamJenn1 Sharimcm Laceysocks MissG8tordivr Skychick312 CieloDiosa???? Party Bus/Limo Thanatos340 Freeflier29 lisamariewillbe sharimcm LadySkyDiver jumpchikk TeamJenn01 Hisgoofyness RastaRicanAir BlueSkySerenity Bolas PsychoBob CieloDiosa missg8tordivr Ashtanga HackB431 divnswoop (if he can get down here in time) Trevor Yard Hippie Bobster Skinnyshrek EMSChick98 That makes 22 on the Bus. Only 3 slots left. The Bus we are getting only holds 25 people. If your name is not on the list, We may not have room for you. Make sure to reserve your spot. .
  3. Skinny Dubbed me Jello-J one day and it stuck. I guess it could be worse.
  4. Roll Call is here in this thread Party Bus is Booked and filling up fast. Get on the list!! (Party Bus has its own Stripper Pole!!)
  5. At Rantoul?? Now thats Funny!! Maybe we can reverse wire one of those In-Car Breathalizers so that the Golf cart will not start untill you Blow atleast a .13. "Quick!! I need a beer, I am starting to sober up and my golf cart will not start!!" And Of course it will have a Cooler, Never seen one that didnt!!
  6. I can always teach them that. Not a Requirement. Edit: Actually I prefer that they have no idea how to play the game. Much more fun for me that way!!
  7. I wish you luck on your quest.. Personally, I am seeking Cool Person to Party with at WFFC. However I also have some very strict requirements!! Sex: Either or Both. Race: Yes. Must be atleast partially of one race or another. Nationality: Yes, You must be from somewhere!! Age: Must be between 18 and 104. Must be able to Coach 100 jump wonder who really sucks at everything during the day and Must be able to Keep up with mass consumption of Alcohol during the evening. It also helps if you have air conditioned place for me to crash at some point. Questionable Moral Values a Plus! I know these are some tough requirements, But somewhere out there I know special someone (Or Someones) is waiting to find me!! Please PM with you qualifications!!
  8. As Self-Appointed Chairman of the Safer Golf Cart Committee.. I must object as I am certain that would prove to be an additional distraction!! All Hot Chicks riding in golf carts MUST not wear Tight T-Shirts while they have hard Nipples!! The only safe thing to do if this situation arises is to remove the T-shirt.
  9. Both!!! (And I am really hoping to minimize the amount of human flesh hanging from the front of my golf cart this year. It starts to smell after a day or two!!)
  10. OK.. We all Know the Real Danger in Rantoul is Not Jumping from Planes, It is not the Highly Congested Landing area, Its not the Off Landing... The Real Danger is The Golf Carts!! Since my background is in Engineering, I have taken it upon myself to start designing A Rantoul Safe Golf Cart!! Here are a few idea... 1. All Golf Carts will be Painted Florescent Orange with Bright Multi Colored Flashing Lights mounted on top to Warn Swoopers that there may Golf Carts in the Area!! 2. Bi-Directional Air Bags to protect both the driver of the golf cart and the Swooper who still didn’t see Florescent Orange Golf Cart part near the swoop pond!! 3. Full Industrial Strength 10 point Roll cage with 5 point racing Harness. 4. Special Handles strategically placed so that you have somewhere to hang on while Mooning. 5. Additional Circular supports to stick your ass through while Mooning (Since Both hands will be occupied while pulling down your pants!!) 6. Seatbelts installed for 16 passengers. 7. Most importantly.... Gyroscopically balanced Cup Holders that will not spill your drink in the event that somehow the Golf Cart Magically turns upside down! 8. 200 decibel Air Horns installed to warn the general Public that "The Worlds Greatest Golf Cart Driver" is in the area. Any other suggestions??
  11. Cash out $1000 right now!! Bring it on the Party Bus. (Lots of Ones!!) I will be contacting everyone on the Party Bus List today with the latest update on the plans. We still need about 10 more people to come play on the Bus to make this affordable. The new Bus that we are looking at getting (Disco Bus was Waaaaay too expensive) Has a Killer Light and Sound system and a Stripper Pole!! Oh.. And did I mention a Complementary Stocked Bar on the bus?? The Party will be ON THE BUS!! Please add your name to the list if you want to play.
  12. Agreed.. Most pets have responsible owners that dont let them roam the neighborhood This is the real world.. I have a real Problem with Cats right now doing exactly these things. Again.. I do not fault the Cat. They are doing what is natural to them. My issue is with irresponsible Cat owners who let their Cats roam free. Animals will do what is natural to them (Spray their Territory, Fight, Make Loud noises), It is up to the Pet owners to make sure their Pets are not a nuisance to others. The ONLY way to do that is Keep your pet inside or on a Leash. ANYTHING Else is Irresponsible. Funny how pet owners think everyone should just "Endure" these things. Bullshit. My issue is not with DOGS. Most Dog owners tend to atleast make an effort to keep thier pets oon a leash or in thier own yards (And if they didnt, I would have the same issues with them). If they get out, Animal controll can usually catch Dogs. Much harder to catch Stray Cats (And if it is roaming the neighborhood, it is a Stray!!).
  13. That was Easy.. First I paid my own way through College by working two and 3 Jobs at a time while going to school fulltime. Then AFTER I got out College and got a Stable income, I then paid for my hobbies. You parents have a VERY valid point. You should listen to them. They are supporting you, You must live by their rules. When you are supporting yourself (And that means NOT getting Any money from them for College or anything else) then you make your own rules. After your 18th Birthday, Your Parents Dont owe you anything. If they are paying your way through College.. You owe them quite a Bit.
  14. Fuck that!! Your Pet. You take care it. Not my Job. And if YOUR pet is an Annoyance, Dont be surprised if someone does something about it. How about taking personal responsibility for YOUR pet. This community stuff is Bullshit. If i wanted Pets in my yard, I would get my own. Again, I am not saying that Shooting the Pet is Justified, However I do think that shooting the Pet Owners who think that everyone should have to put up with their Pets is not such a bad idea. Being a Responsible pet owner means taking care of your animal and ensuring that your pet in NOT an annoyance to others, is not destrying other peoples property, and is not keeping people awake at night. The only way to really do that is to keep your pet inside or atleast ensure that YOUR pet remains on YOUR property.
  15. I do sympathize with you and feel anyone that shoots someone pet deserves to get their Ass kicked. However, Wandering Pets can be a Huge Nuisance. You argument that Cats should be free just doesn’t hold water for me. I have a neighbor that lets her cats roam free and they are driving me nuts. Fist one of them SPRAYED the interior of my fully restored 1966 Belvedere that I had just replaced the carpet in (Yes, I left the windows down on a car that was under my carport inside my fully fenced in yard). The Car Stunk for weeks and the brand new Carpet is stained. Then the Cats sprayed my welcome mat by my front door so that had to be trashed. Then the cats get into fights outside my window at 3:00am constantly. I have warned the neighbor that she does not keep her cats on her property, I will call animal control and have them picked up. She gave the same BS excuse that cats need to be outside. Owners need to be responsible for their pets. Dogs Barking all night, Cats Pissing on everything, Cats Fighting, Dogs Chasing Cats.. All these are natural behaviors to the animals but NOT something that neighbors should be subjected to. Keep your cat inside or find it another home. Be a responsible pet owner.
  16. Anyone still on the bubble about coming for this weekend... Airtran Just announced a System Wide Airfare sale to and from Atlanta. Round trip from some places for just $79. Delta will usually match whatever sale Airtran has so Look into it and Book your Tickets Now. Yes, The Party will be Legendary but this event will be about much more than just a Big Party. We will be putting up as many loads as possible. We will have organizers there to help get you on a jump you want to be on. This event is for everyone, not just the Party People. Come and make some Jumps. catch up with old friends and make some new ones. The Farm is looking at bringing in larger aircraft if this event will support it. Please let us know you if are coming so we can convince them to bring in that bigger plane.
  17. Kitty doesnt need anything but her smile to accomplish that. Glad to hear you are coming out Chaos. Updated List BlueSkySerenity Bolas CieloDiosa ChaosKitty CSpenceFly (And the Roaming DZ) freeflir29 goofyjumper HackB431 Hisgoofyness Icon134 jumpchikk Jumpergirl LacySocks LadySkyDiver lisamariewillbe lucky(not luky,,p-nut can't spell) marks MissG8tordivr Nangrunt (And DZmemories.com) Nanner Peanut Popsjumper Pruitt PsychoBob Rastaricanair Rocky(maybe) Sharimcm Skinnyshrek Skychick134 Srsublime TeamJenn01 Thanatos340 **Upndownshop** Lingerie Dives Jumpergirl Upndownshop LadySkyDiver BlueSkySerenity jumpchikk teamJenn1 Sharimcm Laceysocks MissG8tordivr Skychick312 CieloDiosa???? Party Bus/Limo Thanatos340 Freeflier29 lisamariewillbe sharimcm LadySkyDiver jumpchikk TeamJenn01 Hisgoofyness RastaRicanAir BlueSkySerenity Bolas PsychoBob CieloDiosa missg8tordivr
  18. The differance between a Good Friend and a True Friend: The Good Friend will drag thier ass out of bed in the middle of the night to come bail your sorry ass out of Jail. The True Friend will be sitting right beside you in jail going "Dude, That was awsome!!". I have lots of Good Friends here and a couple of True Friend Unfortuanately!!
  19. My Name better be on your list you overgrown dirty fuckin ogre!! Yea.. I can name quite a few that I think I could count on if I needed to. And your Large Ass is at the top of the list along with hisgoofyness and TeamJen01, Rky and a few others.
  20. For soemone who is not even engaged, you seem to have a very DIFINATE timetable for getting married. What degree are you working on again??
  21. NO. You should NOT do it so you can have a Life first. Marrige is not the end all be all. You should not rush it. Take a couple years, Enter the work force. Develop some marketable skills and then think about getting married. Why?? Do you feel that you have to get Married as soon as possible?
  22. OK.. But the title of this thread is, "Should women be financially stable before getting married?" YES!! Women should also be prepared to support themselves should the Marrige not work for whatever reason. Also Women should NOT be in a Rush to get married just becasue that is what they have been taught to want. Wait to have kids untill you can afford to have them. This means that you have enough money to keep food on the table for a few Months to a Few Years (Or longer) with only one income. The bottom line on all this is DONT BE in a HURRY!!
  23. Right here. We are in 100% complete agreement. Although I think it is another bad assumption that the Female should automatically get the Kids. When My Brother went through his divorce, He told his Lawyer he wanted custody of his two daughters. The lawyer Laughed at him and informed him that in that small Georgia County, NEVER in history had a Male been awarded custody. He got a different lawyer and changed History! You are right, it is not a black and white world, But there are some things are better ideas than others. Not putting yourself in a situation like Tigras mom, is a Good Idea.
  24. What is an Unfair assumption is that any person is going to support you for rest of your life. Regardless of what they promised. Always be prepared to take care of yourself without having to count on somone else providing for you. Love is an Illusion Created to perpetuate another Illusion Called marriage Which results in a reality called Divorce!!
  25. The whole point behind this thread was advising the original Poster... NOT to put herself in that situation.