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Wanna go to my tent and dirt dive a 100 point Nekkid two way?? Or you could invite your Cute Friend and we make it a head down 3 Way!!

That Gag reflex can be overcome with proper practice. Just a helpful suggestion.

See what I mean fellows?? Works Every time!!

Anyone else here have a sudden urge to change thier name to Buck.. Or is it just me??

But Buck Angel will be at Boner.. I mean Bonneroo.

See another reason NOT to go to So Cal.. This Buck guy that you say will bethere. I feel very sure that Bob will not approve of her banging anyone named Buck!!

Been done before.. Repost police will be by shortly to issue your citation.. In the mean time.. My Favorite... You must have a Keg in your pants.. Cause I would LOVE to TAP dat Ass!!

Look at it this way.. Coachella is clearly winning in your poll... Therefore if you go there, You are just giving into peer pressure. So your clear choice should be Boner.. I mean Bonneroo.

Nope.. When I was a Student.. It was show up at the DZ, Hang around all day sometimes Both day on the weekend and Hopefully get in One Jump. Usually it was weather, Winds, or something else keeping me on the ground.. All the while up jumpers were flying load after load. I think most people will tell you that this was thier experience. Whats wrong with that?? If you guys do not want this type of jumper at your DZ.. No problem.. I am sure the New DZ will welcome them and accommodate them. Gotta love Free market economy. Exactly!! Jumper410 said exactly that in his initial post. Staff to me implies getting paid to do a Job. If you are getting paid.. You are not GIVING anything. Around here Mentors are usually just the Upjumpers that you seem to feel are such a Burden that take the newer Jumpers under their Wing and teach them after they graduate AFF and Teach them for free. THAT is giving back to the Sport. A place where weekend Jumper CAN just show up and get on a load and goto to 14K for $20. Do two or three jumps and go home. Nothing at all wrong with that. Sounds like you would rather not have their business anyway. The New DZ sounds like exactly what the area needs if all the DZ`s around feel this way about casual Fun Jumpers. The industry is changing. Like it or not.. This is reality. Cessna DZ`s are dying out and being replaced by Turbine DZ`s. Static Line Progression is going away replaced by AFF. Up jumpers are Voting with their wallets.. Or just staying home because they cant stand the poor attitudes at the DZ`s. A new place like this will hopefully bring them back into the sport. Around here I almost wish I could find a Cessna to jump every once in a while. Most of the younger Jumpers around have never Crawled out on a strut.. and it would be a novelty to do it. The world changes.. Businesses either Adapt or Die.

Definately Bonnaroo.. Yes the Band list is a little better for the other but.... A. Bonnarroo is not too far from Atlanta. b. You could get to hang out some of the Dublin Crown again while you are here. c. Bonnaroo sounds like Boner and therefore is funny.

I am not even sure if you realize how much your posts are hurting the reputations of the DZ`s you are trying to support... I know I would never jump at a place that had the attitude of "Jump over there and you will have to grovel if you ever want to jump this dz again". It seems that you guys are kinda forgetting who the customer is. and when anyone shows up at your dz, They should be welcomed no matter where they are from or where they have been jumping. Maybe this has alot to do with why these DZ`s could not support a Turbine before... DZ attitude has everything to do with how often Jumpers will show up and whether or not they stay and/or if they come back. I know that after all this mud-slinging and Pissing and moaning about a new DZ, I would NEVER consider jumping at any other DZ around KC other than the new one. The attitude that has been portrayed on this site by supporters of the old DZ`s is definitely not one I would choose to be around. All your arguments about how this can never work and how this dz can never be successful are just wishful thinking. I will give you a great example.. Look at Skydive The Farm.. The Owner is not even a Jumper. Never made a Skydive. When they opened in an already saturated Market (4 Other DZ`s in the area already.. 3 of them Turbine DZ`s, One of which has the biggest marketing machine this industry has ever seen and happens to be across the street) all they had was a hangar, A Good Plane and a Field to land in. The first year all we had were Porta Potties and a Hangar to pack in. Two years later, we have the nicest restrooms/showers of any DZ anywhere, Bunk house, RV hookups, Full service Rigging loft, On-site food service and a great place to jump. Every single weekend people drive from 5 hours or longer away and pass many other very nice DZ`s on the way just to come to the Farm. It can and has been done. I hope the new DZO`s are just as successful. Create a Good environment with a great attitude, provide a good plane and jumpers will come.

Tell your boss you have a Doctors appointment early tommorow and will be in soon as possible after the Appointment.

Easy.. almost EVERYONE on here likes Boobies (Not just the Guys).. A Package thread only apeals to about 20% of the people on this site.. And there IS a 27 page Package Thread here.. Where many guys posted up. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=320444#320444 And if you really do want to see my Package.. Look here . Now other than a Cropped pic of your Ass.. What have you contributed?

Hey Hippie.. Tonight there will be a gathering of some well known ASSes from this site in one Place. You, Clay, Robbie, Me and probably a few more. I wonder what we could negotiate for a picture of all these asses lined up outside Neighbors?? What do these ladies have to offer in excahange?? Let the bidding begin...

My package has been posted before and will be again if you are not careful. Now bring it.

So does that mean the Few of us that "Gave it up" should expect our PM box to be flooded with Skychick Boobie pics now??

Ok.. Was busy Taking a Pic of my own ass and missed this attachment first time around.. Let me just say.. Nice!! All of it.

Hey.. You see a Bottle that says Blueberry Flavored Massage oil... You would think you wouldnt need directions!! Edit: or Warning Labels!!

NOOooooo!!!! Bad Heartburn!! Real Bad Heart Burn!! Just cause it says Edible... Doesnt mean you can lick the entire Bottle off someone`s ass!!

I thought we had this conversation already!! Me = Spanker You = Spankee!!

You asked for it!! WARNING: Men.. You do NOT want to open this attachment.. (Women probably shouldnt either for that matter!!)

Bring it. You coming up this weekend??

The Rack has been known to have trouble staying clothed at Strip Clubs!! I guess that is why I love taking her!!

Feel free to share your ass with me anytime!!

Well it is kind of a trade off.. Colder temperatures mean less Saggy balls.. But less impressive Package. Warmer Temperatures get more impressive package but saggier balls.