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When I finally get elected King (And I will be some day!!!) 1st Law: Instant death penalty for anyone who produces a Chick Flick!! Chick Flicks are evil and must be eradicated. All movies must contain atleast 1 Car Chase, 2 Major explosions and at least 10 Boobie shots!! Law #2: Birth Control added to the worlds water supply. Antidote is to be freely available. This way every Child born into this world will be a conscious decision. Yes this will cut down the population but I think it will make the world a much better place over all. Law #3 Spandex, Lycra or any other Skin Tight material will not be made in any size over LARGE. Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right!! Remember to Vote for me in the next King of the World election!!

Great!! Now that I finally got Gilligan’s Island down pat.. Now I gotta go and learn the Flintstones! OK.. revising the packing list for Skyfest.. Add coupons for Krystal Chili-Cheese Pups and extra change of underwear!!

What about if I could do it hands free??

Corporate Policy Lesson #1: Start with 5 monkeys locked in a cage. Hang a banana from the roof on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb toward the banana. As soon as the first monkey touches the stairs, hose the other monkeys with cold water. After a while another monkey makes an attempt with the same result. All the other are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and goes to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted. Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done around here. And that, my friends, is how corporate policy begins.

dude.. I meant to tell you last week.. You pussy kinda smells. I will be there late Friday night and staying till Saturday afternoon (taking the Van over to SDA then, Got room if anyone needs a ride.).

I also wanted to comment on the LO`s at Rantoul. I showed up 2 years ago to my first WFFC with exactly 50 Jumps. Just enough to get into the door. The Organizers/Coaches that were at the Newbie tent were Fantastic. I walked into that tent not knowing anyone.. Told them I had 50 jumps and was looking for someone to jump with. Got some of the best coaching I have ever received there and was doing 4 way and turning points on the hill (OK.. Maybe they were flying me like a cheap Kite!!) in no time at all. All this cost me was MY jump ticket. Those first couple Jumps at Rantoul 2 years ago will always be a couple of my favorites. The Student Landing area is Huge and not crowded. Rantoul has a lot to offer newer jumpers too. Free organizing and coaching of this caliber is hard to find now adays. Young jumpers should take advantage of this. The skies are no where near as crowded there as I had heard. It seems to be in vogue now to bash the WFFC. Not all of it is justified. It is still the WORLD Freefall Convention and it is still the Biggest Boogie around. Some of the changes they made between the first year I went and last year were not for the better in opinion (Namely moving the main Bar outside the entertainment tent. No-one could see it and it also made the tent look empty so no one hung around. Kinda killed a lot of the Party that WFFC is so known for). A lot of complaints were posted and it appears they are responding. The main complaint was the high registration Fee.. they lowered it. Hopefully they will also bring back the Official DVD, Put the Bar back in the Entertainment tent. Lower vendor Registration fees and bring in the BIG birds. There is nothing like being at Rantoul. Both are truly great events that I hope everyone gets a chance to experience at some time. I also love Skyfest. J and Jamie and the other organizers pour their heart and soul into that event and it shows. (Just don’t wait till Saturday afternoon to try to get your SCR.. It don’t always work!!). Skyfest is a different kind of event. The focus seems to be 100% on giving back to the sport. It is a truly great cause and a great time. I hope I can find a way to make both this year.

Try emailing p-Stars support. they generally get back to you pretty quick.

Coughing at all (Anytime) with out covering your mouth is pretty disgusting.

Talking with food in your mouth is no where near as Bad a making Smacking noises while eating. Ugggg.. That drives me nuts.

Oh Yea.. I forgot.. Never mind. Carry on.

Im right here!!

Practicing for married life already!!

Cool!! But if I dont sell some software soon, I may have to borrow the money from you to support you with!

Life and times of a desperate post whore? Quote Looking for a Ghost writer for your autobiography??

Well before... The OLD part wasn’t quite so obvious!!

I think she wanted a Novel, Not a short story.

Write a book on Skydiver Mating Rituals. Travel to the US and visit a lot DZ`s and write the costs off as Research for the Book.

First is was just one every once in a while.. Nothing a pair of tweezers and quick pluck couldn’t handle!! Then more and more started invading.. Slowly turning like the evil communist bastards they are!! The tweezers can no lonmger keep up!! Now I am faced with the ultimate decision... What do I do about all these evil Grey hairs that have invaded my Goat-Tee?? (And where did they come from?? I swear they were not there two weeks ago.) A) Shave the nasty Womb Broom off!! b) Dye it. c) Accept the fact that you are now officially a Dirty old Man and wear the Grey like a Badge of Honor?

Now Im really Jealous!!

Im here.. Just slaking on the entertainment value I guess.

I am hoping the weather will be fine.. On a side note.. I am not sure what is going on with the Farm Plane heading over there on Saturday.. But I will be driving my Van (7 Passenger Comfortably, 9 not so comfortably) from the Farm to SDA Saturday Afternoon. If anyone from the Farm needs a Ride, Let me know. (Scantily clad women got first dibs!!)

With fuel Prices so high and the rescheduling of WFFC.. I think alot of people are going to have choose only one Major Boogie this year (I know I have to make a tough decision) Which Boogie(s) will you be at this summer and why did you choose it?

I like to think that I’m living proof that you can be both!!

Ok.. here you go.. "My name is J, I like to help anyone out MOST anytime I can" And if they happen to be female I will aslo flirt a little (OK.. A lot) but that does NOT always mean I want to get into thier pants.

Well if you would have used my soon to be Patented Kiss Me Bat... You would have atleast had the pleasure of Knowing you got hit him upside the head with a Bat!!