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    Or have to leave one of your party puking on the side of the road at a very busy intersection in the middle of morning traffic.
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    I am not sure how my course director would feel about me taking you on!! But I am game if you are. Look at all the other interesting things I have taught you so far.. And Now I can even try to help you with skydiving too!
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    A MUCH Better place??
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    Kitty!! What up with the Buzz Kill?? That is not nice!! Leave my delusions alone!! And I guarantee that any of my Painted on Latex Nurses Outfits would look MUCH, MUCH Better!! (And cost less too!!)
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    Here is you B License Application (The form you will need to get signed off and sent in once you complete the requirements.) http://www.uspa.org/publications/form.pdf/License_app_05-06.pdf
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    Now this is truly a deep philosophical question that requires much thought and research. Women that would like to participate in this Clinical Study, PM me your details. Compensation for your time will be given in the form of Jello shots and knowledge that you have helped find a truly definitive answer to this great question. Operators are standing by to schedule your appointment.
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    I’m so ashamed.. So Ashamed!! Turtle.. You let me down on this one. Guy card please.. Two week loss of privileges. Where did this gibberish come from?? Who are you and what have you done with Turtle?? Now get with the program. The correct answer is …..?? Fast Cars, Fast Women And Good Booze!!
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    My favorite on this subject has always been: A Good Friend will come Bail you out of Jail. A Great Friend will be sitting right beside you in Jail going "Dude!! That fuckin Rocked!!"
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    I prefer "officially licensed to corrupt new Jumpers!!" The course was definitely a lot longer and more thorough than I expected. Lots of great information presented over 3 days. Thanks again!! The reality is I am now Licensed to start giving back a little where ever I can with my limited experience. Any fresh meat out there just off AFF?? Free Coaching. Lets do some drill dives.
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    Why bother buying your nurses outfit when you can come see me and I would be glad to paint you one on that is just as nice.
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    I vote for either the Roaming DZ and/or Skydive the Farm (Lots of Cross over either way). I would be glad to help organize a few Social Events for either group if they had a tent. Roaming DZ definitely would bring in a lot of people. As for the Farm.. I know I am bringing several Jumpers from there with me and if we had our tent, I am sure I could talk quite a few others into coming. .
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    Attn Atlanta Peeps... Who is driving down and when?? I am thinking about possibly going but either want to ride with someone or preferably take may Van but would need a couple people to split the gas. Also.. where is everyone staying?? Is there Camping at the DZ or is everyone Hoteling it??
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    I will be There for the first 4 days again this year. Everyone that is planning on Coming, Come Early and Come Often!! (OK.. I know Coming early is usually a BAD thing but this time.. Get there early. Dont wait till the last weekend when everyone is too tired and worn out to Party. Come on the First Weekend) Fuck the Nay Sayers... Every one get your ass to the Convention and lets have some fun.
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    Moms Cooking (whatever it happens to be). Fresh Roasted Peanuts. Honey Suckles. Nitro Methane. 104 Octane Racing Fuel. Jet A. Good Single Malt Scotch. An Aroused Woman. All these fragrances bring a smile to my face.
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    I had my Picture Published in a Poker Magizine for winning a Poker tournament in Tunica. I was once at a Strip Club and Kirk Hammet from Metallica asked me where he knew ME from.. I was in the movie Kalifornia.. (Actually did extra work in several TV shows, Movies and Commercials around that time) Not sure I have had my full 15 minutes yet (At least I hope not!!)
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    Sounds like that hair dye may finally be soaking in to the Roots!! Congratz girl!! So uhh... when they finally issue you one of those Nurses outfits.. Call me.
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    We have done pretty well at the Dublin Boogie the past couple years. This past year the Theme was "Jump for the Paws" and we raised money for the local animal shelter. The Charity Poker Tournaments we run have done very well as well. Also they have done Raffles for Discounts on Gear donated by various Gear Manufacturers, Sold Jell-O Shots, Brought out an old beater and charged people to Bash the car. Last year there was Dunking Booth too. Cute Women (And maybe some men too) in White tee shirts in a Dunking booth will certainly raise some money.
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    Low and to the Right!! (Which Actually isn’t true as I generally Dress to the left but I cant bring myself to admit being Left on anything!!)
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    Yep. tried that many times now. No luck. This is the second hc-40 I have bought that turned into a Dud before I ever Jumped it (Last one had intermittent problem where the buttons on the touch screen only worked some of the time. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t). Anyone know if these are just troublesome cameras??
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    Got a new (to me) HC-40 off ebay. Seemed to work fine when I got it last week. Now I have error c:32:11 (basically a Stuck Tape.) Open the camera and the tape tray comes out but will not pop up. It sits there and then goes back in. I have tried all rthe basic tricks I know such as removing the battery, letting it sit a few Minutes, and reattaching the battery with the camera turned on. Anyone have any other suggestions other than sending it in for repair?? I really want the tape back, The camera has a warrenty and I can return it but I do want this tape.
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    I have said it before and I will say it again... Your Hubby is a Lucky man!
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    Absolutely!! 100%. Now dont get me wrong.. I enjoy a good BJ just as much as anyone, But again.. Its Foreplay. And Yes Morning Sex is a Great way to start the day. Actually we had a poll on this a while back.. Someone who can search may find it. If I remember correctly.. IT wasnt even close. MOST men by far preferred sex to a BJ if given the choice.
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    Gotta disagree with you on this. BJ is an appetizer, not the main course!! Yes, You can fill up on the appetizer, but is just not as satisfying!
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    Don’t ruin a perfectly good Boobies, Blow Jobs and Steak Thread with all this SC Pot Shoting. Now where were we.. Oh Yea.. What men Want.. 1. A Sammich!! (Need our Strength you know) 2. A Beer!! (Gotta set the Mood!!) 3. Boobies!! (True Motivation!!) 4. A Movie with Car Chases and Explosions. (Gotta have some way to kill the time while we recharge!) 5. Oh and Porn!! (Educational Materials!!)
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    In order to maintain my Adonis Like Physique.. I do the Following works outs.. Cardio - Frequent Masturbation. Endurance Training - Midnight Streaks across the DZ. Isotonic And Isokinetic Exercise - 12 Ounce Curls. Resistance Exercise - Flirting with random women.