Thanatos340
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Have you ever paid cash for a brand new car?
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
Many years ago I had a Girlfriend that did. She paid full sticker too. She was a very typical Hippy Type Chick. Always wearing tye-dye skirts, no shoes, never makeup or anything. Well she pulls into a Honda Dealership in her VW Camper Van and goes in to look at a new CRX that was inside the show room. She has trouble getting the sales people to help her. They just keep ignoring her. Finally she goes up to the receptionist and asks for the Sales Manager. He comes out and she points to the Window Sticker and says is this price right?? He said yes Plus Tax and fees. She asked what does that come to?? He gave her a number, she pulled out her check book and wrote a check, handed it to him and told to go get her Keys.. Oh and your sales people are Assholes. She has inherited ALOT of money a few months before that. Money would never be a problem for her in her lifetime. -
Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You forgot to include Tall and Thin!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and hung like a horse????*** How U doin??
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You forgot to include Tall and Thin!!
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Oh... In that case.. NeverMind.. (Oh and vote for me in the next King of the World election!!)
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Opinionated?? Opinionated!!! I will show you Fucking Opinionated!! Someone Burn that wench at the Stake. Bring me her head!! How dare she!! OK. Actually once I am finally elected King (And turtle is my Vice King) the world will really be a better place. Somewhere there is a thread where we planed out the rules but the search thingy isnt working right.
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This reminds me of the Patented Jello-J Sex and Fruit Diet Plan!! Each Morning before getting out of bed, Start the day off right with some Morning Sex. For Breakfast.. Just fruit. (Bananas, Strawberries, Cantaloupe and the sort) Slip home for a Nooner if at all Possible. (Or just get a Nooner where ever you happen to be) For Lunch.. Again.. More Fruit. (Apples, Oranges, Grapes, Watermelon and such) For Dinner.. A normal, Healthy Balanced Meal. And then Sex twice before bed. Guaranteed to work off the extra Pounds and put a smile on your face!!
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How Many Hrs./Wk Do You Work (and what's your position)
Thanatos340 replied to pBASEtobe's topic in The Bonfire
My last Job (Plant Engineer for Manufacturing Plant) was in the same range.. 70 to 90 Hours a Week. Usually atleast 2 or 3 14 hour days every week and them work most weekends as well. Did that for 7 Years. Then started working with a Company that develops Engineering Software. Now I usually only work 40 to 50 Hours and almost always have weekends off. -
I think she Bleaches!!
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Perhaps we should team up then.. When they come for you, I will flash them with my Super Mega-White Boney Legs and Blind them to keep them away. And I could hide behind you to protect the kids from the Super Glow.
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Strangely enough.. That is not the first time I have been told that!
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I havent worn shorts in public since 1987.. If these skinny white legs get anywhere near either Pools or Beaches.. People go scrambling away like a scene from Jaws. Neither for me thanks. Trust me when I say it best for the mental health of the general public.
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Just a few questions Young Lady!! 1) How the hell did you get away with taking pictures in a strip club?? (I always get kicked out for that.. Even when it is just The Rack and Kirk Hammet I am taking pictures of!!) 2) How were the lap Dances?? 3) Why the hell didnt I get an Invite! Looks like you guys had fun.
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Ok, someone from the old school remind me . . .
Thanatos340 replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
While on the subject.. I would like to know the entire Song that Scotty Carbone Sang on Shannon Memorial Jump that ended with the "HER!!".. -
Here are the ground photos taken right after the Memorial Jump at Skydive Atlanta. Group1: Top Row - Travis (skyedivr), Andy (Popsjumper), J (Thanatos340), YardHippy, Dave Kraney Bottom Row - Ian (ntacfreefly), Katie (mindway69), Brie (brierebecca), Derek Thomas, Scotty and Tami Carbone (Carbonezone), Chris Spence (CSpenceFly) Group 2 is the same group with the sunset. Salute is a Salute to our Fallen Friend. Fly Free my Friend. You will be so very missed. Photos taken by Tara (avalonwings) Edit to add: Kele01 was on the jump as well but doesnt like her picture taken so she landed off the DZ.
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Thats ok.. Its hardly noticable if she wears a Hat!
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Well how about posting that Short list so that people can vote. Look to me like the short list is: 1) The Farm (The Only DZ that gladly tolerates you smelly bastards on a regular basis.. And they are offering $129 All you Jump Weekend) 2) Tullahoma (Where Mullins has offered open up for the entire weekend and bring the King Air for you Loud Mouthed Rejects) 3) Rome (Some work to be done there. Contacting the Airport, Finding a Plane, Putting up Packing Tents (Restrooms and Showers are still there I beleive) 4) Andrews Murphy NC (Mountian Boogie) - We all Know Spence throws a Great Boogie. Anywhere else being seriously considered?? I would Vote but Im not an Orfun. I refuse to join any group that has standards so low they would allow me as a Member!!
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Destin,Fla . Beach Jumps June 24-25
Thanatos340 replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in Events & Places to Jump
In that case he will probably want Blaine as a Cell MAte. -
US - Hey Jude - The Beatles UK - With A Little Help From My Friends - Joe Cocker Theme: Take My Breath Away - Berlin (Yea.. Im Old.)
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Beer that doesn’t taste like it has already been Drank and Human Filtered once!! (Carbonated Piss such as Bud and Coors do not meet that qualification in my opinion!)
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OMG!! Krisanne, If times are that bad and you are reduced to drinking that swill.. Gimme a Call. I will buy you a drinkable beer.
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Miles Flown?? This year?? What do I win??
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Same thing I have always done with it.. I spend most of it on Beer, Booze and Strippers. The rest of it, I just waste.
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What color should kelel01 keep her hair?
Thanatos340 replied to sickandtwisted's topic in The Bonfire
Im confused too. Is this Poll about the Carpet or the Drapes?? -
What color should kelel01 keep her hair?
Thanatos340 replied to sickandtwisted's topic in The Bonfire
Cause I asked!! Agreed.. But if there is.. Dark with Pink Highlights would be kinda cool!! -
Yea.. Right.. Why do you think half of them are Orfuns to begin with??