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Im Waiting. I really do think it would be funny as hell to actually apply for the grant. I would love to see the look on the govt officials face when they read that application! Of course I need funding for strip club outings too to see how things react in different enviroments.

I think that is the best Idea I have heard in a long time. Anyone know where to get the forms??

I think Beth is right. Proper motivation is definitely the key. I am officially volunteering my self for this scientific Study. Now I just need to find a suitable Ice cream Putter on er. I will report the findings as soon as the study can be conducted.

Well for some of us.. Standing at Attention for 2 Minutes is really not that much of a problem!! Sorry Remi.. That one was just tooo easy!

Dont tell me you never had the old Ice Cube Blow Job?? Its has been a LONG time since I was that fortunate but those are some fond memories.

If properly fluffed before hand, It is quite nice.

I agree. And will it continue in that direction untill the Jumpers decide that they want to come back. If the Jumpers come Back, The vendors will come back. I would really hate to see the convention fade away because of Jumper apathy and misinformation that is being spread. (By misinformation I am referring to many people telling others how dangerous it is and how over crowded the landing areas are and how low time jumpers have no business going. All not true from what I have seen the past two years. It may have been like that at Quincy and maybe the first year or two at Rantoul but It didnt seem that way to me the past two years.) Boogies like Skyfest, LP and Dublin are growing past being just regional boogies and that is cutting into WFFC attendance as well I believe. I guess what I am trying to say is that if everyone quit just sitting around talking about how the Convention just isn’t what it used to Be and came back.. It would be just like it used to be. In the end it is up to the Jumpers. I for one hope that people do start coming back, I love the idea of ONE Boogie where Jumpers come from all over the world for one giant Family reunion.

OK.. PJ Party Just jumped Waaaaayyyy Ahead in the standings!!

OK.. Now get in it and drive it to the Farm you Fat Lazy Bastard.

If we have a PJ Party, Will you be there... And Admit that you are in Fact THE Sunshine from DZ.com??

UhhhCasie.. Guy who wear Short Shorts are generally not interested in Girls so I dont think it would be Fair. besides... Just think Peanut in Short Shorts. See what I mean.

It was just a funny story.. Good for a laugh.. Yes, I always wash my hands. So do most guys. But a question for you.. Do you insist he wash it before going down?? I just think it is funny that many women have the attitude that if you touch it with your hands.. ewwww gross.. better wash up.. But will then out it in thier mouth with out insisting it be washed first.

I have no problem taking a beer into the restroom with me if I just going to Pee. Doesnt bother me in the least. Several years ago at work.. I was in the restroom (Big Rest room with locker room) and some guy came in, Took a leak and then started to walk out.. One of the old guys in the locker room shouted out to him "Hey, Didnt your Mom teach you to wash your hands after you piss!!" The Guys looked back and said "No, She taught me not to piss on my hands!!"

I really think you need to do both!! A summer mini Boogie tour.

You bringin the Pig?? We tried that last year.. But he called for backup before we could get the fire lit!!

Do those cars happen to come with diplomatic immunity?? Now that would be Fun!! A bunch of Drunken Skydivers from all over the world with immunity from prosecution!!

Good = Like a Sore Dick, You just cant beat it!!

Clay.. We call that Alcohol. Yes, there will be plenty of that. Now what kinda party would bring in the largest crowd and everyone have a good time??

I have a Poll up in Bonfire to help decide what kinda Party to have Sunday night.. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2272743#2272743

The RoamingDZ and The Karnage Krew from the UK have secured a 20 x 30 Packing/Party Tent at Rantoul this year. The Embassy of the United Drunken Nations!! All you RoamingDZer`s now have a place to call Home at the Convention. We hope to keep this Tent going 24/7 for the duration of the convention. I will be organizing after hours activities for the first few nights of the Convention at the tent. Then Mr. Roaming DZ himself (Spence) will be arriving sometime around midweek to take over representing the Roaming DZ. I am looking for ideas for a Sunday Night Social/Party at the tent. Some kinda Theme Party or other event where we can bring in alot of people that dont normally get to Party together. Here are a few ideas: 1) Pajama Party. 2) Casino night. 3)World Championship Strip Jello Shot Texas Holdem. 4) Hawian Luau 5) Night of random Stupid Drinking Games (Teams from each country) Other?? Help me out here... What should we do?? Party Suggestions anyone??

OK.. I will take care of Pimpin out the Tent (Ground Tarps, Lights, Fans, DJ Sound System and such). Once you guys get in, We will take up the collection and go get the used Couches (They are usually pretty cheap and available onsite at the convention). I will be at the Convention the First Friday through Tuesday. Hopefully the Mr. Roaming DZ himself will be showing up shortly thereafter. As for the female security guards.. We will see what we can do. I may provide Free Jello-Shots for any Bikini Clad women that happen to show up at the tent (Actually I will probably provide Jello-shots for most anyone that shows long as they have a great attitude.. The Bikini is just a nice way for women to say thank you!!)

Now that is Calling your Shots.... 2 Ball(s) Side Pocket!!

We will need Couches, Ground Tarps, Fans, Lights, Coolers and other accessories to Pimp out the Embassy. I will bring up plenty Rope Lights and a Sound System. We will take up a collection for the couches (Used Old Couches can be bought at the convention I think). Just a couple to Stick around the edges should be fine. Place to kick back and relax between Jumps. I am also thinking of Planning a RoamingDZ Social on Sunday Night at the tent. Also.. Any of you Brits Poker players?? I could possibly be persuaded to bring the Tables and Chips.

Yes. Whoever found you wallet could have just wrote down the info and turned it in.

Is that what he told you??? LOL!! Check the local Bars.. You willl find him. OH.. Wait.. Nevermind.. That cheap bastard is probably somewhere sitting on the tailgate of his new Truck watching over people actually doing work, Drinking a beer and telling everyone about how hard he is working. Make sure you get that alert, Otherwise it will take aalot longer to "HEAL" your credit.