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  1. Thanatos340
    And I quote... "OH!!! GET OVER IT!!!"
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    Depends.. A Little teeth.. Nice!! Taking Skin.. Not so much. Im already circumsized.. I dont needs some Biatch trying to do it again for me. Tell you what.. I will be glad to let practice somtime. No Charge even (Just for you!!).
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    Keep your freekin PM`s to yourself.. If you realy want to know how much I charge..Ask it here.. and NO I am not giving you a Family discount!! Besides.. You probably drag your teeth worse than she did. so NO Im not letting you do that either!!
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    Fuck You, You fucking Fuck!! You want a fucking hug.. Go see your mom. And tell her she still owes me for services rendered last night. Cheap ass biatch only paid me for straight sex. I told her it costs extra for me do her in the ass. She still owes me for the extra.
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    You mean like a Skimpy Plaid School Girls Mini Skirt?? Suddenly I feel the urge to find something in my pocket!!
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    OK.. I just called Walmart, KMart and Target.. And asked if they had any Mens Lime Green French Cut or Thong Speedo`s. Size Medium. Woman at Target replied.. "God, I hope Not!!". LOL!!!! My Quest continues.
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    Actually Someone has suggested Neon Lime Green. Im Thinking that just might work.
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    OK... lets see.. Packing list.. Rig.. Check Gear Bag.. Check One Change of Clothes.. Check Water Gear.. Shit!! None. Have to Borrow/buy/Rent some when I get there. OK.. Only thing Missing.. Shorts. Dont own any. Anyone know where I can Find really Skimpy Speedo`s at a reasonable price?? Preferably French Cut or Thong..
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    I cut the front pockets out of all my Jeans.. That way I have something to wear and something to play with too!!
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    I LOVE a good Ruben. Lots of Sour Kraut and Buttery Rye Bread!! MMMmmmmmm!!!
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    Usually that is is time to refill the bottle!!
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    Been there, Done that.. But for some strange reason everything around me seems to be making this "Wha, Wha, Wha, Wha" Noise when I figure it out and then a couple minutes later Im back to normal and I forget what it was.
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    I am going to give you the two magic words that can cure this problem.. Say them Loudly and then Move on. You will fell better I promise!! Are you ready?? Here it comes... FUCK IT!!! See.. All Better.
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    Im going to a Beach for the first time in 10 years this weekend. I might be forced to wear shorts in public (again for the first time in 10 years).. This scares me (And those around me). Since this is the biggest worry I have right now, Life must be pretty fucking good!!
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    But Psycho Chicks are the best in Bed!! Especially if they have multiple personalities.. Then it is like group sex every time!!
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    Withdrawal

    Thanatos340 replied to Calvin19's topic in The Bonfire

    In THIS particular case... Dealing with Addiction and Specifically Long term Use of Pain Killers... (many people here have been busted up and on Pain meds for an extended time..) Here.. Just might not be such a crazy place to look for help/Advise. I too would listen to those that have been through this more than a Doctor that just read about it. I havent been down this road personally, But I have been around those that have. It is a Tough road. You can do it, but dont expect it to be easy. I wish you the best of luck.
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    Oh yea??? Need a Manager?? My Pimp hand is Strong!! Or should I just bring alot of Ones to Destin this weekend??
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    Scary when I am the one playing Voice of Reason.. Yuck!! No Fun.. OK.. Better Idea.. I can get Kele a job that pays a little better.. Kele, Did you ever get that Bootie Shake thing down??
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    Kele.. I hate to say this but this may be a blessing in disguise.. Using Student Loans for "credit card payment money, my skydiving money, my TRAVELING money" is not the best idea. I did the same thing when I was in College. I have spent past 12 years paying off those loans. (I almost FINALLY have them paid off) Yes it was a Fairly low interest rate.. But you do have to pay it back. I didn’t really think about that when I was still in college. It was just like free money at the time and I treated it as such. Big mistake.
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    Denial?? Isnt that River in Egypt??
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    Se slappies Poll.. I think you may be correct!!
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    I sleep on the floor cause YOU snore worse than I do!! And it was YOU last time!!
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    Depends on what part of the County you are from. Yankees Wander.. Southerners Wonder!!
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    Drum Roll Please!!!!........ Adam (dont remember your dz.com name) Bolas Chaoskitty CSpenceFLY Dbattman [
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    Katie.. You can drop Chuckie off in Rantoul with me on your way up. I will keep an eye on him and make sure he stays out of trouble while you are at summerfest!!