Thanatos340

I sorry to hear that you are having trouble with your pussy. While I do not have a Pussy myself and by no means am I am expert on the subject.. I have had the pleasure of playing with a few pussies over the years. I think we all know that there is really no such thing as a Bad Pussy (Although some pussies are definitely nicer than others). Some pussies like to be petted.. Others.. Well You may get Bitten if you try. I have discovered that Alcohol is one way to reduce the chance of getting bitten if you want to pet the pussy. I personally do not usually spank the pussy as again, I dont have one. But I have been told that many many Pussy owners spank their pussies on a regular basis. I am not sure if this really helps or hurts any biting problems. I do know that there are definitely times when the Pussy should just be avoided as biting will occur no matter what you do. Other times certain pussies couldn’t be happier to see you. I hope this helps and I wish you and your pussy the best of luck!

Make the cat go Wooof!! (Easily accomplished with a Gallon of gas and a Match!!) Yes.. It was a Joke.. NO I would never set a cat on Fire.. Please unwad all panties.. It is called humor.

I still havent decided. Either.. Drive to Emerald Coast Boogie (6+ hour drive each way and I would only be there for Saturday and Saturday night) or Load up a bunch of jello-shots and head to SDA tommorow and jump there all day and party all night. (Only 2 hour drive) I think I am going to just wait and see how bad traffic is this afternoon and decide then.

Easy Women, Fast Cars/Planes and Good Beer. These are the things that make life worth living!!

Are we talking about Fruit or Nuts here?? Nothing like a good old Peach, Long as it is not too fuzzy.

Never let the EASY ones pass by. They are the most fun.

When someone I know makes a Post with a strange topic, I would be much more likely to read it than someone I dont know. There are others that I dont know personally but I know through experience that their posts are generally entertaining so I will be more likely to open those as well. I dont have time to read them all so I do have to be a little selective.

You mean the one that all the locals Piss on??

Anything is better than the rednecks I hear constantly saying "My Bad". Stupidest phrase ever. Excuse me, Sorry, Ooops!!.. Anything but "My Bad"!!!

A Male Guide for Females: SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by his side the entire party (-5) - A man has to have some room. You stay by his side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (+5) Good for you, A man needs some Room. Named Tina (+10) Who cares, I'm talking to other girls over there. Tina is a dancer (+50) Tina has silicon implants (+0) - Silicone is not as much fun to play with. You talk Tina into coming home for a 3 -some with us (+1,000,000) HIS BIRTHDAY You take Him out to dinner (0) You cook dinner for him (+100) You bring Him a Sammich (+50) And a Beer (+100) And then give him a BJ (+1000) A NIGHT OUT You go to a movie (+0) You bring your roommate (+10 points for every point over 7 she is on the Hottie Scale, -10 for every point below) You pick "Devil's Rejects" (+100) You holds his hand in the movie (-10) You hold his penis during the movie (+500) In your mouth (+10,000) He ends up hooking up with you and your roommate later that night (+10,000)

Second vote for Cookie Monster Blue!!

If you were there.. I would already be distracted and they could have the jello-shots!!

It may be a Tough Job. Have you ever tried to keep the Thomaston Crowd out of the jello-shots?? Not easy. We may need Body armor. And I will definitely need help because one of those unscrupulous SDA girls may try to distract me with Boobies while her friend snags the loot.. I know this cause it has happened before.) Hopefully you will not quite as easily distracted as I can be.

You can assist me. I hereby volunteer to Stand Vigilant guard over the cooler full of Jello-Shot that will be waiting for you guys soon as you finish this long day of jumping!!

I misunderstood your point. I though you were saying that your son liked these things because he was born male. My mistake. Yes.. I think we do agree.

I have to disagree with you this. My Daughter was the exact same way. It would drive my ex Crazy because all my daughter wanted when she was a baby was Cars and LOUD things. We even had some "Unbiased" informal tests done when she was a baby.. She never wanted anything to do with Dolls. Stuffed animals, Dolls and Cars placed across the room.. She would always go straight of the cars. When she was 2 1/2 her mom would take her shopping and give the choice between a new toy Car of some type and various Dolls. She would always take the car without even thinking about it. By 5 years old, She could look under the Hood of my race car and Identify every single visible major part and tell you what it was and how in functioned (Alternator, Carburetor, Heads, Intake manifold, Radiator, ect..) Different personalities but necessarily because of gender.

Actually I think this: Answers this And I stand by my original observation!! Women = Much Prettier and more fun to Snuggle with.

I hate generalizations about any Race or Sex. There are always so many exceptions to every rule. Every individual person s different. But with that disclaimer out of the way.. Some basic differences: 1. Men are Stronger. Physically. Stronger Bone Structure, Generally more Muscle mass. 2. Women are more emotional. Partially due sociological reasons and possibly due Fluctuating hormone levels. 3. Women are more focused on Finding a Mate. Due to sociological reason primarily. Also could be due to biological clock if she wishes to have children. Men can father children well into their 60`s. For Women, it is not generally a good idea to bear Children past their 40`s. 4. Women are prettier and much more fun to snuggle up too!!

Better Living through Better Chemistry!!

I spent 6 years in College... Degrees in Psychology, Mass Communications and Political Science. Worked my way through college by working for my Fathers Engineering company. Right out of College, I took a Job designing and Building Custom Manufacturing Equipment. Early 90`s, I created some software programs to track the projects I was working on. Went to work for a Large Corporate Engineering Dept implementing Work order and project management software in manufacturing plants. Later took my software to a company that had similar software. Spent the next couple years redesigning thier existing software to merge it with what I had created. Ended up buying part of that company. Now I just sell Maintenance, Engineering and Project Management software. Never once used anything I went to college for.

Damn!! Kitty was right. I should have hung around you girls longer!!

You know.. That was exactly what I suggested. Oh well.. You had your chance.

I offered you my Gun..

It is most fun to post that in a Chat Room and see how many people suddenly "Leave". Just tell them to hit Alt F4 for Channel OP rights.

OK.. Hit Alt F4.