Thanatos340
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See Attachment. Yea.. She wanted me.
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Dude.. Run. Far and Fast. Im serious. Haul ASS!! That marrige material stuff is bad news Im telling you. Run.. Be Free.. Live... Dont let them take you alive!!
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Not so fast girl.. The leaves said you are the Father.
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Well quick.. Find some Stairs.. pretend you are a slinky!!
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I hate to be a tease... But it seems the Bastards want in another meeting.. So I may be gone again for about an hour (I needed some sleep anyway) but I will return.. I Promise. No one panic. It is all going to be OK!!
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I told you to use the Pill!! Any Pill will work. Just hold it between your knees. As long you keep holding it there, You wont get knocked up.
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According to that urine sample.. Your pregnant..
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Everyone can relax now. Yes, I actually did Work this morning (Scary stuff. Remind me not to do that again.) and was thus unable to bestow my endless spectrum of wisdom, knowledge and wit on the masses here. Its OK.. Im here now and I will try not let that happen again. Everyone can carry on now.
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Happy Birthday Girl!! Come to the Farm this weekend and lets Spank each other.
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How did fate introduce you to the love of your life ?
Thanatos340 replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
or even worse.. Sober up and STAY!! -
The Man with no name Trilogy.. Good, the bad and the ugly. Fist full of Dollars. A few Dollars more. And I almost fogot.. The movies that truly shaped me into the fine upstanding gentleman I am today... Mel Brooks Classics. History of the world Part 1 Young Frankenstien Blazing Saddles Space balls
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LM.. Sorry to tell you but they are correct.
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Logans Run. Jaws. Star Wars. Blues Brothers Beastmaster. Bond Movies.
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Sorry.. I must have misread the original question.
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You asked what we did.. People replied. No need to get offended. If naked is not your thing, Put together a BFR with the people that closest to you in the sport.
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I didnt know you were from Alabama!
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She walked in on him in the bathroom while he was Measuring his Balls?? Oh.. Wait, That was me.. Nevermind.
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Translation: You are easy to manipulate.
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How did fate introduce you to the love of your life ?
Thanatos340 replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
No... That would be Walt. I was refering to my everlasting pocket play toy. -
Sorry But I am Traditionalist!! Only one way to do your 100th. (Unfortuanately I promised my Mom I would Not Jump completely Nekkid, Thus the Tucan). http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=47533;
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How did fate introduce you to the love of your life ?
Thanatos340 replied to TheBile's topic in The Bonfire
I discovered my True Love VERY early in life. I cant quite remember the exact moment as I could not have possible been more than just a couple Hours old. I fairly certian it went something like this: As I reached into the diaper.. There it was.. Wow!! Whats This?? Hey.. I Like this Thing.. This is GREAT!! Oh My.. I REALLY like this thing.. Hmmm I wonder were I can put this.. Hey.. Where did that Nurse go.. And Does she have any more of that Powder... And from that day on, I have never neglected it. -
188 Square Mutha Fruckin Feet of pure parachute Passion Baby!! For those Long Slow Rides!!
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Yep.. Just returned from the restroom.. I checked (Throughly even.. Bet that that old lady in accounting will knock first next time). Im a Little heavy and Low on the right.
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Not sure about Kele.. But the rest of us would be very amused!!
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Didn’t we cover this at the Boogie a couple weeks ago. You offered to let her Blow you if she Paid you $20. I told her I would only charge her $10 for the same privilege. (That was my starving college student Special. Gotta cut them a little slack sometimes)