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But even many MORE that are not think they are. Personally, I can live with out the "Look at Me" Barbie doll types that some how think "Bitch" is supposed to be sexy. It isnt.

Awwwww Shucks... Just for that I will have to take you somewhere special.

The annual Christmas Party at the Farm goes back to before it became Skydive The Farm. Before the DZ ever opened the property was used for a Christmas party for ALL Atlanta Skydivers for a couple years. Anyone know if we are doing a Pot Luck Dinner this year??

Always Bang an Ugly Girl.. Thats the only Kind.. She will never ever leave you And if she does, You wont mid!! Now we make love to Ugly girls They dont want to Quit.. Cause they keep on thinkin Its the last they'll ever get!!

I have that thought about 100 times a day. But something tells me you are talking about a different type of Spinner.

Just as well that we keep the criminal element out of this party!! Cant be having you Convict types hanging at a classy place like The Farm when we having a Shindig!!

I will Have plenty of Jello-Shots and a Kareoke Machine for Drunken Skydiver Kareoke. Ear Plugs may be a requirement for piece of mind. Free Birthday Spankings for all Scorpios.. (I`m a Spanker, Not a Spankee BTW ) Bring your Meat (for the Grill), Bring your Booze (For me), Bring yourself (for the madness).

Just for the record.. My First thought was NOT anal Sex. It was more along the lines of "Can I kiss it and make it all better". This public service announcement brought to you by Jello-J and the society for healing tender tushes. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Post whoring...

Whos Rig?? Arent you glad Im still letting you Jump my Red Rig,

Happy B-Day!!

Happy Birthday Skygod!!

Brand New Custom Container, Custom Main and Reserve - $2,114.00 including Shipping.

Swing?? Yes. (Unless Im Dancing with Kitty cause she always wants to lead!!) Anything else.. Nope forget it.

Your Civic si vs my Accord EX V6 Coupe.. Wanna Race?? The 6 Speed may get you off the line quicker.. But Top end, all you will see is my tail lights. Run for anything from a Jump Ticket to a Pink Slip.

Whew!! Had me sacred there for a minute. I was All ready to bust out the Tinfoil Hat.

Accord EX V6 Coupe. 244 hp and 211 lb-ft of torque. Plenty of room for two for the weekend. Tent and Rigs and gear. Affordable, Reliable, and Plenty of HP!! Sporty too.

Forget the VW and Audi Models. Maintenance costs and Life expectancy sucks. Get the Civic. Definately the best bang for the Buck and will last longer with far less maintenance costs.

That’s debatable!! Psycho Chicks are GREAT in Bed!!

But WHAT is Third Base??

I gotta post that List!!! (although it still doesnt settle the question of what is third base!!) First base is "French" kissing. Second base is Fondling or groping, especially of the breasts (some variations include stimulation of the genitals). Third base stimulation of one person's genitals (manually or orally, depending on variation) by his or her partner. Home run (or "Hitting it out of the park", etc.) is sexual intercourse. A number of other baseball related euphemisms and variations on the original metaphor exist. A Strikeout occurs when there is no success at all. Striking out looking means no success because one did not try to "get on base" and striking out swinging means the partner refused any attempts. An Ejection occurs when there is no success as a result of becoming "just friends". A Two Run Homer is sexual intercourse two times in one night. A Three Run Homer is sexual intercourse three times in one night. A Grand slam is sexual intercourse four or more times in one night (sometimes sexual intercourse after knowing the other person for only one day) or anal sex. An inside the park home run is a non-intercourse orgasm resulting from dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation). A Walk is a goodnight kiss, celebratory kiss, or any other kind of non-romantic kiss. A Hit by pitch is a non consensual kiss. Batting practice refers to masturbation. A Balk is premature ejaculation. An unearned run is when a person has sexual intercourse while drunk, and later regrets it. Batting for the other team/Switch hitting refers to homosexuality or bisexuality. Scoring is sexual intercourse. The pitcher is the active or top partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse. The catcher is the passive receiver or bottom partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse. A ground rule double is accidentally fondling, especially breasts when falling on a girl. Stealing a base means advancing to the next "base" prior to consent. Stealing home means rape. Picked off a base means being refused any more "bases" because of perceived lack of skill or ability. Thrown out at the plate occurs when intercourse is refused at the last moment as a result of, for example: physical appearance in the nude, not having a condom, or inability to obtain or maintain an erection. A Rain delay is the postponing of a date/romantic encounter, typically as a result of menstruation, but also from unforseeable circumsances (mood, headache, parents, etc.). A slumpbuster is having a sexual encounter with someone who you are not attracted to, for the sole purpose of getting back in the "game". Bunting for a hit means an attempt by a person to seduce one perceived as uglier so as to "get back in the game" A Walk off Grand Slam—a satisyfing one-time sexual encounter, as in a one-night stand. Breaking up two is when a jealous rival prevents you from turning a double play. A Corked bat is when a man takes performance enhancing drugs. A double switch is an attempt by a man to change the point of penetration, without warning the female. A sacrifice fly is when a person performs oral sex on a second person, allowing the second person have an orgasm, while the first person often experiences discomfort due to their partners pubic hair and or body odor, especially true when the second person doesn't reciprocate as promised. The Infield Fly Rule is when there is an unequal ratio of males to females at a party, and a member of the gender with more members leaves to create an equal ratio. Pine tar is semen or lubricant Charging the mound is when two males fight over a desired female, who was flirting with both men. A hidden ball trick is when a man tucks his penis behind his legs. Taking one for the team is involving oneself in a sexual act for the benefit of one's friends or associates, such as sexual intercourse with a less attractive woman in order for one's friends to attract another woman. A Sacrifice Bunt starts out as taking one for the team, but you don't do anything while your friend gets laid. A shortstop is between second base and third, usually referring to an act of manual stimulation leading to orgasm. A Line drive is when a man ejaculates on a woman's face. Batting Around the Order is an orgy. Hitting for the Cycle is when one guy sleeps with all of the girls that live in one location (e.g. 2, 3, or 4 room apartments) Or if he doesn’t sleep with all of them but one and gets to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd base with the others. A Relief Pitcher is using a sex toy to finish when you obviously can't make the play. A Fielder's choice when one guy gets to first base, only to be rejected due to a friend's dumb move. A Batboy is one who has never reached first base. (see American Pie) (I removed a few that violate the rules of this site)

I always bring them.

I can Bring Some Pickled Pigs Feet for you when I come by with the Truck if you like.

"The Triangle??" I have been told I play it quite well thank you very Much.

Then what base would an "Over the Back High Five" be??

That is what I thought too. But I had two people trying to tell me that was second and Oral was third. is that a 20 something thing as Opposed to my ancient 30 something ass?? I feel so behing the times. (Edit to add.. No-one was running any bases at all at that time.. Just discussing what the bases were.)