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You tell me who denied you.. Sounds like some Knee caps need busting.

reminds me of Rantoul 05. For the entire convention, every girl I met.. "Hi, My name is Blaine, I jump at the Farm" I think there may have been one or two angry boyfriends looking for him after that Boogie...

Or if you are also Breaking 1 & 2 at the same time.. A Red headed Stripper from Alabama. Then you know you in for more trouble than any mortal man could possibly handle.

yep.. Direct Violation of Rule #3. J`s Rules for Drama free dating: 1. No Redheads 2. No Strippers 3. No Women from Alabama. (But Rules one and two are just so damn fun to break!!)

I have personally done extensive work on this matter. Years of field research. testing and hands-on observation has led me to conclude that 84.7% of the women surveyed are: Hefty Lefty and Slightly Rightly. However this research project is on-going. Ladies if you were left out of the sample survey, Please PM so that we can schedule your exam.

My All Time Favoprite Quote: Jayne: Lets be Bad Guys!! A few others... **** Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan." Kaylee: "That's good. Right?" Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans." ******* Saffron: "You gonna kill me?" Mal: "Can you conjure up a terribly compelling reason for me not to?" Saffron: "I didn't kill you." Mal: "You handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us. That buys you nothing." Saffron: "I made you dinner." ***** Jayne: It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger. Double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun. [He hands it to Mal.] Mal: Da-shiong bao-jah-shr duh la doo-tze… Are you offering me a trade? Jayne: A trade? Hell, that's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy'n what you got. Mal: What I got? She has a name! Jayne: So does this! [caresses the gun lovingly] I call it Vera. ****** Mal: Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell. Yup, right into the fire. ***** Jayne: That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth. *****

Katie.. While I cant hope to even come close to the Birthday Serenade you left me on me cell (which has been saved away for posterity BTW).. Let me wish you the very happiest of Birthdays.

Looks ASC is having an Event this weekend too. We need to get the Fat China Man to let us use the Pimpin new Shuttle Bus back and forth all night so people from BOTH DZ`s can hit BOTH parties. We just to find a driver. Who doesnt drink that we can hustle into being a Shuttle driver??

What Publix?? We need to investigate further.

http://www.shroomery.org/ All you need to know. http://www.shroomery.org/forums/ubbthreads.php Ask away.

Yea.. Skinny. Ask Swoop about the time he took Lee to a bar with his Boss.

Well there is that.. and the whole "Ribbed for her Pleasure" Thing!!

I think YOU need come help with the Spanking... (Casue I know If Kitty spanks me, just means I end up with a sore tush.).. She wont even rub it in after shes done.

Wow!! Treat delivered!! Given the choice betweent the Two (The treat and the original pic posted.) I would take the Treat without a second thought.

Uhhh.. Witrh an ass like that.. You can get away with alot. I mean a WHOLE lot. Maybe not quite crackers in the bed... But definately atleast a sammich in the bed.

Women?? Allowed to have thier own Opinion?? Fuck That.. Next thing you know they are going to want to Vote and then even more scarry.. Drive!! No way Jose!! Keep em barefoot and prego like they belong!! Now where is my sammich??

We are all judged on how we look, everyday. Fortunately for me, Im devastatingly handsome (compared to an inbread hairlip baboon) and incredibly well hung (Compared to a horsefly).. else this would bother me more than it does!!

No. I think they are saying that she would be much more real in that case. A girl that looks like that (And KNOWS its) is generally waaay more headache than she is worth. That is what they are saying. (Atleast what I am saying) 1. a woman should have curves. Curves are good. (Not flab, Not cellulite.. But curves. The annorexic look is not attractive at all to many men.)2. Bitchy is NOT sexy.. Its Bitchy. 3. High Maintenance is not attractive on either sex.

Just make sure to Kick it real Hard First. Gotta check for Bees!! Stings hurt on your pecker!!

Thats Right!! Ugly people Need love too!! That is why God created Beeeeeerrrr!!

Only when I have been eating too many Lemonheads.. Then she says it tastes really bitter and asks me to start eating more sweets.

I usually just text them back and ask what they are wearing.. Do this often enough and you get put on thier "Do Not Call" list.

Lets just say it wqas magnified during that time. Extreamely magnified.

My Daughter and I were having this conversation this past weekend. Her Mother is about 8 months along (NOT mine this time

Damn Outsourcing!! Plant shut down in febuary and moved to mexico. No more cheese cakes.