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Lisa.. I have not been in Texas since last years Skyfest and will not be going back till this years Skyfest. Also I should tell you.. While being called "cute, intelligent, awesome sense of humor...and damn he keeps you warm at night" is OK, I prefer to be referred to as "Devastatingly Handsome and Incredibly Well Hung". But Thanks anyway.

Well put. If you are one of the lucky few to be "that Cute Guy" then of course it is always ok to approach.. Unfortunately, Women have different definitions of "that Cute Guy" and we have no idea if we qualify or not. If we take that chance and don’t qualify, then we categorized into "That Creepy Guy" category. It is a two way street ladies, You have to let us know it is OK to talk to you (And we can really dense sometimes, Things you thing should be completely obvious to us don’t even show up at all) That is why I invented the "kiss Me Bat". It is a Small 18" wooden bat with the words "Kiss Me" on it. It is for women to carry around to help them Notify a Guy it is OK.. Just smack them upside the head with the bat to make sure you have their attention and then show them what it says.. If they run away screaming or pass out from the blow.. They are either not interested or they were too much of a wimp to be wasting kisses on anyway. Otherwise, It is pretty effective.

If you appear to be smiling, Happy and having a good time.. People will approach. If you "Appear" to be Bitchy, Pouty, Angry, Aloof, or NOT Happy in general... People will not approach. In short... Smile if you want to be approached.

Just DONT Light the candles!!! Waaaaaayyyy Too much fire. Happy Birthday Alan.

Catch Me, Fuck Me Boots!! Every woman should have a pair.

Yea.. But I will be in LA next week. Keep up would you??

Everyone (Not just MEN) pays for sex in one way or another.

I would be more than willing to hold my end of the assignment.. But as you know.. There must be one of the others one the other end.

It gets logistically Interesting. Very Interesting!!

Agreed.

No.. I would "Help" you spend it all on Crack and Hookers like any good friend would. And when and/if you recoved, I would tell you about all the fun you had.

Easy.. Just disconnect the RSL Unless it is a Javelin, Always use a cypess, Call your doctor, It is always the other parents fault, tatoos are cool but if you are a chick and get a tattoo, You will instantly and permanently become as easy a Blonde that just had a 4 margarita’s on prom night. and of course you should feel Ashamed!! No normal person would ever do that.

Tis is very easily explained.. You live in Alabama. See very simple.

drive any car off the lot.. You just threw atleast $2,000 to $3,000 out the window. It wasnt a "new" car, It was a Used Car. 1 mile or 1,000 miles.. Insurance will see it as Used and worth less than a "New" car.

Hmmmm... CMFM Boot shopping??? I hear LA has some nice place to find CMFM Boots.

Slappie.. May you have the Sweetest, happiest, Most Vibe filled and Huggiest Birthday every.

Happy Birthday Girl. Will you be Traivia tommorow night to collect your spankings Presents??

Yawnnnn!! Getting Sleepy. So Very Sleepy!! Hmmmm.. A Good Ruben with extra sour Kraut.. And a waitress in a red latex outfit.. Short Skirt.. CMFM Boots..

Same here. Suddenly I feel the urge for a nap.

Same here.. When I read: I was going to Suggest using the Bed, Couch or Kitchen Counter like civilized people. How can you watch TV while you are Screwing on the TV. If you are bending her over the TV.. IT is waaaaay to hard to keep an eye on the game.

Agreed. Like I said, I PAY the sites for top placement for my Business. Cost over $1K a Month for Yahoo alone and I have to pay about $8 per click to keep the top spot for certain key words (Including the names of my Biggest competitors). Whoever is working their page is obviously pretty clueless as the tactics they are using are no longer effective anyway. But what they are trying to accomplish is NOT unethical in my opinion. There is nothing wrong with making sure potential customers see your site when they are looking for a competitor as long your are honest about who you are. Sort of like searching for a local Walmart.. And Target shows up in the list.

As long as it is not Dishonest, What is the problem?? Everyone wants better search engine Placement. There are not Regional monopolies or exclusive Franchises being sold for Skydiving. This is a free Market Economy. Long as companies are being honest, Competition is a good thing. I own a small Software company. I PAY Google Ad words, MSN and Yahoo for TOP placement whenever someone searches for one of my Competitors. I cant see why a Dropzone should not do the same thing. The difference between this and what skyride does is that Skyride tries to hide who they are and have sites for DZ`s that do not exist. They are using fraud and deception in my opinion. But making sure that your website is listed in a search engine when someone searches for a Competitors is a completely acceptable and ethical business practice as long as your listing is not deceptive. Example: You sell widgets. Company is J`s Widgets. Your main competitor is K`s Widgets. Someone searches for K`s Widgets, Your listing comes up as J`s Widgets - An alternative to K`s Widgets. Better Prices, Better Quality. That is just good marketing. Now if you hide behind a fake name or try to fool people into thinking you are really K`s Widgets, Then you are being unethical. This is what Skyride does and the Reason many people have such a problem with them.

Since I dont have a brain.. I will see if I can borrow one from here.

Itchy and Scrachy??

Billy... Shhhhh!! Dont encourage him. The thought of 3 Brits on our DZ at time is scary enough. Dont encourage him to bring more... Rockmart only has so much Beer in stock... And imagine the smell if we 4 or more Brits running around... It would be worse than getting in the Plane with Hans after he ate a dozed hardboiled eggs and chased it down with a Chili Slaw Dog.