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  1. Thanatos340
    If that doesnt work.. try This Blame wildcard for thatone. He posted it earlier this week. Been haunting me all week.
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    OK.. Im happy now. Off to bed.
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    And just like with Chelle.. I gotta see a face pic. Yep. I Gotta sudden urge for a Nice cigar!!
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    I know of atleast one other Smokin Hottie that is holding out on us. Thinks she is too new to dz.com to post to this thread.
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    Any other ladies out there want to Play?? Gotta Keep this thread going!!
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    Level 12 is a Bitch. Score 266 Trying again.
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    I would have to Take: Skinny Turtle Hisgoofyness Yard Hippy And LiveNDive None of these guys meet any of your requirements.. But if I am going to Jail for that long, I atleast want some entertaining company!! And we would have blast on the way to the bank. Edit: Always remember: A Friend will come bail you out of Jail at 2:00am. A TRUE Friend would be sitting right beside you in Jail going "DUDE!!! That was Fuckin Awsome!!".
  8. Thanatos340
    Been a while since I used 5.0. Lok under Header and Footer options. Also I know this sounds obvious but did you try "Help"? Search Watermark.
  9. Thanatos340
    You mean act like you are Gay?? That might work too.
  10. Thanatos340
    This will NOT work!! Bad Advise!! Bad Advise!! Olny try that advanced move LONG after you have been dating. (then it will work well). If you do that too soon, you will find yourself right bcak on the "friend" bench.
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    I assume you have Acrobat and not just the reader. If so See that attachement. Not sure if you can do it with just the reader.
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    Just remember.. You are NOT paying them for the ACT.. You are paying them to LEAVE once the Act is done. Quite often, Money well spent!!
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    How can you NOT take Putt Putt seriously?? If I PLAY, I PLAY TO WIN!!! Death to all that oppose me. NO Mulligans!! NO Do-Overs!! And if those 6th graders a few holes up dont speed it Up I am going to Play right Through their heads with this Putter!! Wanna Go Play Putt Putt next time I see you?
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    And if they are not, You would get horribly bored with them pretty quick anyway.
  15. Thanatos340
    *** Warning: I am Not a Doctor, But I play doctor whenever I find a willing Hottie patient**** Stop Dating Jerks.
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    Always Marry an Ugly Girl Thats the only Kind! She will never Leave You And if she does, You wont mind. Now we make love to Ugly Girls, They dont want to quit Cause they keep on thinkin Its the last theyll ever get!! OK.. I will be hiding for a few weeks now
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    Yep!! Best solution: Just become an Arrogant Bastard. Women cannot resist an Arrogant Bastard.
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    See.. here is the awkward part.. I could say something predictable like "Wow!! You are beautiful". But you already know that. I could make some slightly off color innuendo.. (Again very predictable) but you probably already expect that. I could say something about being speechless, But you could see right through that. So, How about I just say Thanks.
  19. Thanatos340
    The quality was already there. But you did enhance the picture. I too would like to see a face shot from her.
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    Bullshit. OK.. Off to SC with this.
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    No Dear.. that was a MONEY Shot.. Not Money. (Or so I have heard)
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    I have heard that before. Oh, and Im modest too.
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    Find Chad.. Tell him to get the Chainsaw (OK... Wait.. Over Kill. Ask Hans for the toenail sissors and just snip it off). Not like you use it anymore anyway.
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    SUV help

    Thanatos340 replied to pop's topic in The Bonfire

    Snoop-Da-Ville!!
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    Saturday night I am going to a friends Annual "Easter Beer Hunt". Every year they get a bunch of beer, Paint the bottles and hide the beer all over the yard and have a huge cook out with tons of Venison jerky. We show up and go beer hunting. Sunday, I will be at the Farm (if it is Open. Is it Hans??)