Thanatos340

Wanna Pet my Trunk??

Hense forth known as "the Little Bang" Theory.

Perhaps it is a reminder that we are all in this together and together, we must find a solution. Before the accident.. What Danny did was fairly common. Something you saw way too often. I don’t disagree that there should be separate threads and you certainly have a right to your opinion but Danny was not Drunk and Bob was not a Child in a Crosswalk. Danny made a horrible mistake that cost both his and Bobs life. The most important thing we can do now is learn from this, take steps top prevent it from happening again and move on. .

Please slap her ass an extra 26 or so times for me. (Extra hard pease) Happy B-Day Girl.

Just add wedding cake. (Obviously a Typo.. I meant Incredible)

I agree that this is along the same lines as "Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right" and that the venue may have been inappropriate.. I just didn’t want Billy’s comments to discourage an of the Local DZ Hotties that may be over 25 from wearing such welcome shorts at the DZ.

Sorry but I could not disagree more with this statement (At least the first Half of it!!). There are women that I know well into their 30`s and sometimes even into their 40`s that still have an Increasable ass. Short shorts with writing or not should be HIGHLY encouraged for these women. It makes the world a more enjoyable place.

Probably the same people that think this is somehow an attack on their right to Swoop anywhere or anytime they would like regardless if it puts others in danger or not.

The funniest part of this... YES. He Does. That is exactly what he jumps.

Dont worry.. Andy, Big Steve will bring AndyC back.

Popsjumper Grows a Beard.

Isnt she more like "the Keeper"?

Uhhh.. That kinda hurt last time. Have to catch a Much earlier flight if we try that again.

I think the "Friday Night Farm All Star Choir" may have some DD`ing/Serenading to do this weekend. This weeks theme.. 80`s Hair Band Tunes.

Definitely the second one.

You mean like the Mexicans?

You Bastard!! I took one look at that now All I hear (Among the many Voices... Several of which are now singing in Harmony (sort of)) in my head.. Standing in the rain, with his head hung low Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show Hear the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant scream He heard one guitar, just blew him away Saw stars in his eyes, and the very next day Bought a beat up six string in a secondhand store Didn't know how to play it, but he knew for sure That one guitar, felt good in his hands Didn't take long, to understand Just one guitar, slung way down low Was a one way ticket, only one way to go So he started rockin' ain't never gonna stop Gotta keep on rockin' Someday he's gonna make it to the top And be a JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes He's a JUKE BOX HERO He took one guitar stars in his eyes JUKE BOX HERO he'll come alive tonight In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour Thought he passed his own shadow, by the backstage door Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain' And that one guitar made his whole life change Now he needs to keep rockin' he just can't stop Gotta keep on rockin' that boy has got to stay on top And be a JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes He's a JUKE BOX HERO stars in his eyes Yeah JUKE BOX HERO got stars in his eyes WITH THAT ONE GUITAR he'll come alive Come alive tonight

I will be there friday night.. make sure the fridge is well stocked with good Beer you pikey bastard.

The red Latex Outfit is a Completely acceptable substitute!!

Wanna see a small Landing Area, Check out the Other DZ nearby. Besides, Only Chicks land in the trees.

And my very Favorite Shakespere quote: "Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him." Of Course the Dead Kennedy’s later rephrased the Porter Spiel from Mcbeth into a simplified statement in the early 80`s. (Not that that has EVER happened to me.)

Friends, Romans, Countrymen... Lend me your Beers!!

Well, Not if it is True Love. It is all about communication.

[Swooooon!] You say the sexiest things sometimes. [/Swooooon!]

If I did that, no telling where you would get an urge to get my name tattoed!! That other Chick hadnt even met me at the time and still couldnt resist getting my name tattoed on her ass.