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-2 WCC points. Whatever happened to the good old day when a woman stopped working the fields, Took a Squat.. Droped out the Baby and went right back to work. Jeeeeze.. Now a guy has to miss a Georgia Game just cause you went and got knocked up?? What up with that?? Next thing you know you will be saying that He cant come to the DZ EVERY weekend to hang with buddies. So have you run around the kitchen Barefoot yet??

You must not know Ben that well.

Congratz!! Way to stick the stem on the apple my Brother. I will bring a few Ceeegars back with me so we can a have a proper celebration this weekend.

What is the old saying.... "I may have a needle dick.. But I got a sewing machine ass!!"

A) The weather prediction is wrong. B) I will be sad if you dont come. That is all. Oh...And if can make it all the way back there from Los Angeles for this boogie.. You can make it a measly 6 hour drive. But you may want to PM me a few more pictures so that I will recognize you.

Just a little hectic this morning trying to get out of the office to catch my flight.. Typos will be MUCH more prevalent for the next hour.

So are you going join us Thursday night?

Boooo!! Sorry.. Thats All I got.

Dude!! You could have Burned the check.. Then you could have atleast snorted the ashes off a strippers ass.

You are moving to the Farm?? Wow!! But we never even met!!

Cash the check.. Head to local strip club and donate some of you ill gotten gains to Single Moms and girls that are just working thier way through college!! Only spend a couple hundred and then the next day go tell them what happened and you feel horrible about it and give them back what is left.

While quite frankly the title of this post scares me, I could not possibly leave you with out a proper wingman.. I still have to make up for my complete failure as a wing man at dublin.

Uhh.. Well Just check your sig line. I would live a little!!

Uhh.. I think you got the punctuation all wrong there Buddy.. You sure you didnt mean to type: Point... Conceded bastard.

It is not really cheating if you invite her to join you, Right?

That is why he should have gone with the old Mopar 8 and 3/4.. And if that wouldnt cut.. A Dana 60 can carry ANYTHING!!

It means she is getting some on the side.

I am leaving in 24 hours. Are we still on for Thursday night?? Gia?? VSG?

No Passport needed here. PR is a provence of the US. All US Federal Laws apply there.

I have had 4 different attorneys over the years including one that was a Judge on the federal Circuit Court of Appeals. None of them ever even suggested that there was any way to stop the mother from moving and taking the child if she wanted to. My brother has also had a couple different ones. The courts will always favor the Mother (At least here in Georgia but I think it is the same in most states). No matter how "Good" the lawyers are.. It will be very difficult to get a Judge to tell the Mother she can NOT move to PR if she wants to. If she has custody, She can take the Child (And it is next to impossible for a male to get custody in most states if the mother fights it at all). Shared or joint physical custody would be very difficult once the child starts school as it is not in the child’s best interested to be changing schools all the time as they go back and forth between parents. Like I said. Tough Situation where there are no winners, only losers. Especially for the child that stuck in the middle.

Tough Situation. Unfortunately the courts are VERY HEAVILY biased toward the mother. There is really not much he can do. I was in a similar situation when my daughter was born. Her mother and I were never married so when she threw me out shortly after my daughter was born, I had no rights at all. I filed a "Petition to legitimize" with the courts so that I could be legally recognized as a parent. The court set visitation and child support at that time. Still I could not stop my Ex from moving away if she choose to and taking our daughter (which she would threaten to do anytime she didnt get whatever she wanted from me). In dealing with the courts now for 15 years personally and seeing what my Brother also went through, I can tell you that it SUCKS to be a father trying to do the right thing. Fathers have almost No rights at all. My Brother got full custody of his two daughters in his divorce (His wife had drug and alcohol problems) When she was $17,000 behind in child support. When he tried to go to Child Support Recovery, He was told flat out that they did not even have the paper work to go after a Mother and could not help him. Then when she came back after not seeing her children for three years, She went to court and got joint custody as the court said "It was their directive to do every thing possible to try to keep children with the MOTHER". Now he pays her Support (even though she still owes him $17K for back support. Judge said that was not relevant and if he missed a payment, they would garnish his wages.) There are several groups trying to improve the current situation and recognize fathers as equal parents. Here are a couple Websites: http://www.glennsacks.com/ http://www.parental-alienation-awareness.com/ Good luck to your cousin. He has a very tough fight ahead. His best bet is to just move to PR too so that he can be close to his child.

I got no complaints. WEhen you took me out, You had a better hand. Thats Poker. Now Lee on the other hand.. That wasnt the case. Now go back to wooing your woman!! She needs Proper attention. Do I have to teach you everything??

I watched the sparks fly between you. I think it is a great idea. I know Andy spent all day sunday looking for more glo-sticks!! But I warn you... He is not used to Women and may need some retraining. You may have to show where everything is and what is supposed to do with it. Just remind him occationally .. "No Andy, the other one!!".. He will figure it out eventually.

Definately Other if Rantoul does not work out. I never experienced the Quincy Gastapo personally but from what I heard, I wouldnt want to. Rantoul was a great place for the convention. Hopefully they can work things out. IF Not, Move it to the South East.

Of Course the REALLY Old School would just apply "The Rule of Thumb".