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I seriously doubt the courts would agree with you on that.(I am not saying I dont agree with you, Just that is not how the Courts generally see it). You cannot waiver Gross Negligence in most US Courts (I have no Idea about Canada). A reasonable lawyer (OK.. I know there is no such thing) could argue that while his Client did accept the risks of Skydiving, He had a reasonable expectation of properly maintained gear. If that gear was not maintained to "Industry" Standards, they have a pretty good case. Again, I do not agree with this but it is how things generally work whether it is right or wrong is irrelevant.

Sweet Dreams. And remember, Tommorow is another day. Maybe someday soon someone will want to be your friend.

Well I certainly would not expect you to comprehend anything more. Marvin Funny Huh? Keep watching and one day you can work your way up to Road Runner. Let us know if you need help reading the Signs that silly coyote holds up, OK??

Awwww. You are so cute. Makes me just want to hug you and squeeze you and call you George.

That is OK. I will use small words for the rest of the day so you can follow along.

You must not have much to say.

If I had a Hoo-Ha, Beth and Gia would be the only ones I would consider for an OTBH5.

Can I be your Boss then? Seriously.. a cutie running in and Dropping her pants and bending over just cant be considered an insult if you ask me.

And American Girls are easier too. Just ask Andy C.

It helps to have a large Bulge in your pants.. Especially if that Bulge is in the Right Rear Pocket (your wallet).

If I had a Hoo-ha, I would gladly let you doctor it.

Definitely an Interesting Cast. You could also feel the connections to Deadwood when watching it (Same creator). But overall, The Pilot didn’t do alot to grab attention.

Absolutely. It is to offer comfort to those that lost someone. When my father passed away, I remember being in a complete daze until after the funeral. I remember walking into my moms house and there was more food spread around than I had ever seen. It all just seem to magically appear. Most all it home cooked and welcome at the time. I know neither my mother or I had eaten in days and we hadn’t even realized it. I don’t know if it is just a southern thing or not. I thought it was common at all funerals.

Abuse is Love. And I love everyone every chance I get!

Me. I know that Bastard and what he is capable of. Dont trust him at all. He will drink all your beer and hit on your girlfriend every chance he gets.

That same food has also been linked to Extreme Weight Gain, Complete loss of sex drive, causing aversion to giving Blow Jobs and in general turn a an otherwise wonderful woman into a Nagging Bitch. This substance should be avoided at all costs.[ laugh]

Naaa.. I got Lucky lots back then.

In an Atlanta Jail?? You Damn Scraight!!

Sucks. First time I was in Adult Jail, I had been Charged with Inciting to Riot. Felony, Looking at 1 to 5 years. Story behind it was I was in College and a Group of Skinheads had obtained a permit to march through Downtown Atlanta to Protest the MLK Holiday. I went down to go watch them get their ass beat. Figured it would be a great way spend a Saturday afternoon. Get down to the counter protests and listen all the speakers like a good little College Liberal that I was at that time. The March starts. 3, 000 National Guardsmen surrounding the Small group of Skinhead that had the permit to march and about 100,000 counter protesters. I am following along enjoying the chaos and manage to push my way to the front of the crowd. The back of the crowd starts throwing bricks and Bottles, The only thing they are accomplishing is hitting those of us in the front and the poor national Guardsmen. Police, GBI and Military everywhere. The Police and GBI form a line separating the Protesters and Military from the Counter protesters. Someone in the crowd yells, "He has a Gun", I look back and see a Guy with a Pistol behind me. The GBI agents in front of me draw their Guns. I am in the middle, the dead center. Being the Brave Macho Mega man I am, I do the only reasonable thing. Drop to the ground in a fetal position, Cover my head and start praying. It seems one GBI agent saw me go down and for some reason assumed it was me that had the Gun. They Rush over and land with both Knees square in my back and Grab my hair and start pounding my head into the pavement screaming "where’s the Gun!!", As I am about to loose consciousness I can see through the Blood streaming down my face the ATL Police have the Guy with the Gun in custody already. Of course news camera were starting to arrive, So the GBI agent cant just let me go with my head split open and Blood Covering my face, So The arrest me and charge me with Inciting to Riot. In to the waiting wagon with the 100`s of others that were being arrested for throwing the Bricks and Bottles. Off to jail we go. Takes them about 6 hours to get around to “processing” me. It was then that I find out Noooo, I didn’t get disorderly conduct like everyone else. I get the big bad Felony charge. Now This is Atlanta.. I am the ONLY White guy arrested at the protests. Somehow my fellow cellmates think Dyed Blue/Black hair 16” Bangs (Think Danzig) (yes, I still had Hair then!) and tattoos clearly mean that I was one of the Skin heads. I am placed in a Holding Cell made to hold 10 people that is currently holding over 50. As I am tossed in to surly get a serious ass whooping.. Luckily one of the Brothers in there remembers talking to me in the Counter Protest Crowd and comes to my defense. By now I have been custody for 8 hours. No Food, No Phone call, Dried Blood all over me. (This was before cell phones were everywhere.) Finally going to get to make a call after 20 Hours. They give me 1 bandaid and 1 anticeptic wipe for the gash on head and off I go. My bond was set at $50K (or $5K to the Bail bondsmen). Call Mom. Uhh.. Got an extra $50K laying around?? Uhh No?? Ummm Ever hear the song Money Guns and Lawyers by warren zevon?? Yes.. Good cause that is what I need right now. It boils down to they will have to post a property Bond to get me released. But that means I am in Jail till they can get the paper work on Monday (So I thought). Monday rolls around. They transfer me upstairs to a bigger cell in what Looks like a Big Gym with about 200 Bunk Beds. Being locked up sucks!!! Listening to every tell their story of how they didn’t do it was even worse. Been in custody since Noon on Saturday. Nothing. No contact, No Arraignment, Nothing. Tuesday around noon they finally come get me. Takes another 4 hours of waiting back down stairs before they finally get around to signing whatever papers needed to be signed and releasing me. Mom had been waiting out side for over 24 hours since turning in all the paper work for the property bond for them to release me. Nothing happens fast at the Jail. They get around to you when they get around to it. Don’t like that? They will take even longer. The food was horrible as you would expect. The Toilets wide open. It sucked. Got a Lawyer, Charges were reduces to Disorderly. Only cost me $2K in legal fees to walk away from that with a $100 Fine. Moral of this story?? If you see a Skinhead, Dont wait for everyone else to kick their ass. Do it yourself and get it over with before the GBI show up.

Two beers will get a 180 pound guy to .04%; getting to .08 would take four beers in a row. 2 beers will get lighter people to the .05% driving-while-ability-impaired charge in Colorado. Not sure where you are gettig your informationm but the Official California DMV website says 2 Beers for a 100 LB person is definately DUI. http://www.dmv.ca.gov/pubs/hdbk/pgs72duichart.htm I also know for an absolute fact that 150lb (At that time) ass got pulled over many years ago after splitting 1 small pitcher of beer with 2 other people (I had exactly 2 beers out of it and Blew a .08. At that time it was Officers discression and they let me go.

Knight attacks queen! Bishop attacks queen! Pawn attacks queen! Gang bang!!!

the real problem for the jail, is how much this is costing them. Tons of extra security to keep the media out. Also extra security to monitor the security because the tabloids are offering HUGE sums to "ANYONE" that can bring them pics of Paris in Jail. All Jail personnel have to have their cell phone cameras checked everyday before they leave to make sure they are not trying to smuggle out pics of Paris. Each pic could be worth hundreds of thousands of Dollars. You can bet your ass the sherriff wants her out of his Jail soon as possible. This is a HUGE problem them to deal with and disrupts day to day operations and kills his budget.

If that is a crime, I got a HUGE list of people I want to turn in.

Exactly. Once the "inmate is turned over to the Sherriff, the sheriff has custody and can choose to release the inmate as he feels fit. The sheriff runs the jail. Look to see a real Pissing match between the sheriffs office and the Court on this one. The court may not like it, But That is the system. This type of early release for a non-violent offender is not unusual at all and happens all the time. I will bet one jump Ticket that says Paris is released again within 3 days. Her lawyers have a solid case and any objective judge will see that. They are holding Paris to a different set of rules. Was this anyone else at all no one would have thought twice about the Sherriff releasing her early to serve out her sentence at Home instead of Jail where they do not have the recourses to deal with media attention.

No!! No!! NO!!! Greenhouse gasses caused by GWB caused Global Warming which in turn made Paris VERY Thirsty. So she was forced to drive to get a burger after drinking a frosty cold one setting this whole circus in motion.