mamajumps

Denis and I went out looking on OBT for entertainment one day... I have never laughed so hard in my life... strange breed they are... one even had a sign saftey pinned to its pants that offered a bag lunch... needless to say we got some great laughs while crusing OBT with our doors LOCKED! If your looking for some free entertainment, drive up and down OBT in Orlando...

http://www.theledger.com/article/20081224/NEWS/812240286/1410?Title=Woman_Accused_of_Biting_Hubby_s_Thingy_ DELTONA | Apparently, just saying no wasn’t good enough for a Deltona woman. According to reports on today’s Orlando Sentinel Web site, www.orlandosentinel.com, Charris Bowers, 27, of Deltona did not want to have sex with her husband, Delou Bowers, after the couple returned from a bar Friday night. While performing oral sex on her husband, she bit his most private of parts. According to the Sentinel, which quoted reports from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, Delou Bowers tried to stop his wife from biting him, but she continued. He punched her in the head and pushed her to the floor before she finally let go, arrest reports said. Charris Bowers tells a different story — two actually. First, she said she was on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, the report said. She bit him to get him away from her. Later she told deputies her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it. In any case, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Charris Bowers on a misdemeanor battery charge and took her to jail. A judge let her go home Sunday morning without posting bond.

YAY! Bubbles finally joined the club! I love mine! Two more piercings to go (left nipple and belly) and I will have all that I want....

***UPDATE*** The remains found are indeed that of the little angel Caylee Marie... http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-bk-caylee-anthony-remains-identified-121908,0,423309.story

This is free from Disney... I love it, made one for all 3 of my kids... here is the one for my youngest and you can also make your own from this link for your kids... this ROCKS!!!! http://family.go.com/santas-list/video/68164-mamajumps

I still think the best pic I have of you is the nekkid one that made Tshirt history at summerfest....

DAYUUUUUM definite HOTTIE! g +1

So what does the rest of that T-shirt say? I'm guessing "like a brick shithouse" j/k No jack ass, it says Built Ford Tough....

okay okay I will go find an old photo some where.... from high school yrs http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/ff_gril431/1989vb.jpg http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k293/ff_gril431/1990sb.jpg hubba hubba....

Thanks but just like I tell my man... your silly....

okay... I'll play.... I would not fall into the if you know it category tho.... my man tells me all the time, but I think he is silly... Im just your average girl next door.... and to Yoshi... you are most definitly a hottie

Big huge congrats!!!!! I am so happy for you!!!

are you talking sport fucking or serious relationship? I took 6 months off before I even thought about committing to someone...

I am so sorry for your loss! I know how hard it can be to loose a pet that you have had for so long. She is beautiful!

Oh hell yeah!!!!! My man can not only cook, but he also rocks out on his smoker.... YUMMY!

Yes I can, my dad made sure that I could change a tire check and change oil and other minor but neccessary maintenance before he would teach me how to drive.... I am so glad he did!

FUCK is a really neat word.... Besides its sexual connotation, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: Greetings: "How the fuck are you?" Fraud: "I got fucked by the car dealer." Dismay: "Oh, fuck it!" Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked now." Aggression: "Fuck you!" Disgust: "Fuck me." Confusion: "What the fuck...?" Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking business." Despair: "Fucked again." Incompetence: "He fucks up everything." Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on here?" Lost: "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief: "Unfuckingbelievable!" Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!" Confused Aggression: "How the fuck should I know?" It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty." It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?" It can be used to command silence - "Shut the fuck up!" It can be maternal - "You Motherfucker." It can be political - "Fuck Bill Clinton" And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" And, last but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said: "Where is all this fucking water coming from?" The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to you prestige. Today....say to someone: "Fuck you"

Here's a picture of her from 2003, at 80! http://mike.wordpress.com/2006/02/09/176/ WOW!!!! She doesn't look a day over 50! Amazing!

a thread in the woman's forum prompted me to post this... Why did certain words become socially unacceptable??? Who decided that the word SHIT for example would be a "bad" word when all it really is, is a word that refers to feces, why is SHIT a bad word and poop is not??? Means the same thing.... Discuss....

***UPDATE*** http://www.theledger.com/article/20081212/NEWS/812120285/1410?Title=Child_s_Skull_Linked_to_Caylee_Anthony_s_Home__Authorities_Say ORLANDO | Authorities say evidence found on a child’s skull was linked to the Central Florida home of a missing 3-year-old girl. Orange County Sheriff Kevin Beary said today on NBC’s “Today Show” that the medical examiner found clues from remains discovered near 3-year-old Caylee Anthony’s home that in the sheriff’s words were “linked” to the house. A search warrant was executed early Friday morning. Beary did not give further details, but investigators were seen taking several garbage bags from the home. Beary said he believes the remains are those of Caylee, but he will wait for DNA analysis to be absolutely sure. The girl has been missing for six months. Her mother, 22-year-old Casey Anthony, is being held on first-degree murder and other charges. Prosecutors working to convict Casey Anthony in the death of her missing daughter are waiting to find out if they have the crucial evidence they need: a body. A utility worker discovered a child’s skull Thursday less than a half-mile from 3-year-old Caylee Anthony’s home in some woods that, until recently, had been flooded. The remains could solve a 6-month-old mystery of where the girl went, legal experts said. Casey Anthony, was indicted in October on first-degree murder and other charges, even though the toddler’s body hadn’t been found. She has insisted that she left the girl with a baby sitter in June, but she didn’t report Caylee missing until July. “If the defense had been able to go to trial without a body being discovered, hopes for reasonable doubt might have been compelling. If the body proves to be Caylee, then it immediately becomes an uphill case for the defense,” former U.S. Attorney Kendall Coffey said. Beary said his investigators and the FBI would work around the clock and through the weekend to identify the child. This morning they were executing yet another search warrant for the home where Caylee and her mother lived to look for more clues. There are also no other similar missing-child cases in the area. “Now, the investigation continues,” Beary said. “There is a lot of lab work to do. There is a lot of DNA work to do. There is a lot of crime scene work to do.” Prosecutors announced last week they would not seek the death penalty against Casey Anthony. Even if the remains are Caylee’s, law experts said it was unlikely the state would reverse its decision because prosecutors still have not determined a motive. And depending on what the evidence yields, the discovery could also help defense attorneys. “If the body was tampered with, if wild animals got to it, if the evidence they get with it is contradictory in some way, then the job (for prosecutors) just got tougher,” said Jim Cohen, a law professor at Fordham University in New York. “This can verify or help to verify their theory: that the child was killed when the prosecution thinks she was killed,” said Richard G. Lubin, a criminal defense lawyer based in West Palm Beach. “But until you do some of this scientific work, we don’t know what it’s going to show.” A spokeswoman with the state attorney’s office said Thursday that officials wouldn’t comment until the investigation was complete. For the past several months, Anthony’s family, police and volunteers from around the country have searched for the little girl. Casey Anthony was told about the discovery in jail Thursday and was placed under psychological observation — not suicide watch. Her attorney, Jose Baez, visited her and did not return calls seeking comment. The child’s grandmother first called authorities in July to say that she hadn’t seen Caylee for a month and that her daughter’s car smelled like death. Police immediately interviewed Anthony and said everything she told them about her daughter’s whereabouts was false. The baby sitter was nonexistent, and the apartment where Anthony said she had last seen Caylee had been empty for months. Anthony also lied about where she worked. As the case unfolded, troubling details emerged: Photos surfaced of Anthony partying after her daughter went missing. Friends said she was a habitual liar, but also a good mother. Last month, the Orange County State Attorney turned over almost 800 pages of documents, which showed someone at the Anthony home had done Internet searches for terms like “neck breaking” and “household weapons.” In mid-March, someone used the Anthonys’ home laptop to search Google and Wikipedia for peroxide, shovels, acetone, alcohol and chloroform. Traces of chloroform, which is used to induce unconsciousness and is a component of human decomposition, were found in the trunk of Casey Anthony’s car during forensic testing, the documents said.

As much as it sucks, there is someone better for you out there... Hugs!

meh.... I had to buy some panty hose on the way to work this morning and when I get to work and put them on, they have a hole in them.....grrr.... I really hope this isnt indicitive of how the rest of my day is going to be.....

I hope she tells what happened to that poor little girl. I have to admit, I have following this almost everyday since July. I think there is a lot more to this then what meets the eye. The whole thing is just bizzare (sp) I have two theories, She was a call girl and went out of town for that month and left her with someone that she shouldnt have, when she same back, Caylee was dead in that trunk. OR...she was was a call girl and had to stash Caylee for the night and fucked it up with the chloroform and that was that. Either way she messed up big time. If (and probably not) my 1st theory is right then I feel halfway bad for her, but she should do jail time for neglect and endangerment. This theory may also explain why she did want to help find her. Maybe she was afraid of someone else getting hurt if the truth got out. Might explain why she lied about where she worked to everyone. If the 2nd one is right (and probably not) she should get the death penalty. That is what I have thought all along. The Anthony's live in the same city as my boyfriend and the chaos that this has created is unbelieveable. As a mom, I would look and help officials look to the ends of the earth and back and tell them absolutely everything I knew to find my kids. I damn sure wouldn't have been out partying while my daughter was "missing". Casey killed her daughter (accident or not) and for that she deserves the death penalty...

If this is an official dating thread then where are all the single nice guys in florida? Sorry Deedy and I say this with much love.... but I found the last one....

I knew a girl nicknamed ZZ-Top. So there was this girl (non jumper) at a paticular boogie and anyway to get to the point... you could plant carrots in that shit.... most disgusting thing I ever saw....