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  1. Same goes for a lot of adults.... especially skydivers....
  2. I just had to post a story about a skydiver that I know who I used to jump with in Indiana.... {{I will leave his name out}}} Anyway, he is an older skydiver and one day in the hanger he just dropped his pants and refused to pull them up unless his much younger jumper girlfriend did it for him... anyway... those were the LONGEST nuts I have EVER seen in my life.... Of course in true skydiver fashion... cameras were flashing all over the place... I still have the pic on my computer titled {name}'s balls.... too funny to part with....
  3. Thanks Fozz!!! You started my day off to a great laugh!!!! That was def a fun day to say the least!!!! I can't wait to give blood again, but becuase of my new piercing, it will be at least next September....
  4. I don't want to look like a 9-yr old. That creeps me out. Some hair stays! I don't see at as looking like a 9-year old, but to each their own. I think it's clean and fresh - but you're talking to someone who shaves their arms and stomach too, so. I just don't like body hair. +1 holy shit... has the world stopped turning? Conundrum and I agree on something....
  5. Ditto.. I sprayed my computer with diet coke... thanks J....
  6. The Ohio river isnt nearly as bad as the Fox river (chicago) and if 13 drunk hellfish can survive swimming in that shit, then he should be ok possibly going for a dip in the Ohio....
  7. Hey ya'll watch this.... Jsut kidding... sounds fun, but I don't know of anyone who has tried....
  8. So when going down on a chic, what do you prefer & why? Personally I can't stand pubes on a guy (or girl for that matter). Getting hair in your mouth / throat tends to ruin things....
  9. mamajumps

    Lesbians

    here is where to go.... www.youporn.com
  10. mamajumps

    Lesbians

    Im could have went the rest of the year without seeing that video.....thanks....
  11. not a one liner but... superglue ->head of dick -> inside leg -> arousal... enough said... problem solved....
  12. Pfft who cares.. let's all have a beer. On me! So how does that work.... Slow pour into the belly button. So ..um...lisa... when are you coming to Florida... I've been working on that for a while too... maybe if we *both* work on her....
  13. I finally got rid of the Treo and went with the Samsung Rugby - love it. Thereby, removing all internet, texting, email, etc. from my phone. New Rule: If it's important; call me. If it can wait till the end of the day or tomorrow; send me an email. Life just got lots simpler. I ended up going with a samsung... I think I will like it. It is a slide phone in lime green and black too... I like pretty things... what can I say....
  14. Go ahead. Give me your best shot. Ditto.... I had a thick skin before I started posting here... now it like armor....
  15. So...this tells me Denis is no different from the rest of us men. So how did HE wind up with a good one while most of the rest of us get missionary only? Because he knows how to do the Dirty Sanchez. HA! That totally started my Thursday off right!!!! THX Pops!!!!
  16. Talk about some post card pictures!! Those were absolutely breathtaking!!!! Thanks for sharing!
  17. It's a fun role reversal from the workplace? Blues, Dave Seems that we are leaving out a third option here . . . And what would that be? It involves kneeling and head-bobbing for one of them. of which I am a supporter of...especially on the road.... To perdition? turtle turtle turtle.....
  18. Whats comical is going it there with a big stick and really stirring the pot... acting like your so far on one side or the another and saying really absurd shit, really gets em going...
  19. mamajumps

    Damnit

    Wow...Mods have fun???? Whoda thunkit....
  20. It's a fun role reversal from the workplace? Blues, Dave Seems that we are leaving out a third option here . . . And what would that be? It involves kneeling and head-bobbing for one of them. of which I am a supporter of...especially on the road....
  21. mamajumps

    Damnit

    {{{{ Crickets chirping}}}} I just got that..... Slackass LOL
  22. It's a fun role reversal from the workplace? Blues, Dave Seems that we are leaving out a third option here . . . And what would that be?
  23. It's a fun role reversal from the workplace? Blues, Dave oooo damn...burn..... ROFLMAO...