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  1. mamajumps
    I check all of the above, including "other"... I'm in a bad kinda way today.... bout to have a visit with BOB at lunch....
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    Wonder if he could handle it if we both spanked him...
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    Ha Keep calling him Dad - it's nice to see Cheesey boy squirm! g So what you are saying is that you had occaison for him to ask you . . . "[sexy voice]"Who's your Dadday"[/sv]" Yeah, he wanted me to spank him, too. Right, Cheesey?? Wonder if he could handle it if we both spanked him...
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    each other. And a TENS unit... Well - you could buy a swing and offer them rides in it. I have always wanted one of those swings!
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    Awww what a good man.....
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    I second that...
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    So no more walking on bridge handrails while buzzed.... with a monkey on my back?? Ya know...there is a troll that lives under that bridge.... tic tacs are the only thing that protects you from him.....
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    They wouldn't kick her butt - even the moms have respect for their elders. That is SO wrong. I'm ONLY 40!!! And you look damn good for 40!
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    I have no idea what that means. Where's my translator???? ....le sigh... Mcswervy and her abr. kill me... We need a mcswervy translator... What Happens In Sebastian Stays In Sebastian AWWW thanks to you and Cocheese!!!! I love the "WHISSIS" too, that should be a given ground rule for all TDS boogies!!!! "Fuckery is the perfect word to describe anything that has to do with TDS too!!!! Organizing the beach jump was so awesome!!!! I'm glad I put it together and it went so well for being last minute! Sebastian is the best DZ ever, and it is even better when all of my out of state friends are there! I love you guys!!!!
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    It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! OMG! How did I miss that......I had to leave early on Sunday.... guess that is what I get for going home early....
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    Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early!
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    Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! If BOB is so great, why have I never seen a woman make it get dressed up in a suit and drag to every imaginable boring social event. Mine "mini bob" stays in my purse... so he does go with me everywhere....
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    Buddy on (the) beach....
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    hitting on D^2. who loves pinapples
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    I need to send you some pics from the beach jump.... pm me your email...
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    Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods.... Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you.... Welcome back Im sure you knew I couldn't stay away forever.. I hate this dang website, I really do... but some of the topics are too good to stay away from.... and I did miss some of the people here....
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    Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods.... Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you....
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    www.mentalhealth.com I would make it a clicky, but you know how to CUT-n-PASTE! Is that the one that helped you? So you recommend this site from prior needs and experience? Turtle, your the best! I can always count on you to get my back! Love ya man! Now about those favors I owe you....
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    The links were helpful and I have them saved for future reference. I deleted the thread because there was no need for it to be hijacked by those who have nothing better to do with their time...
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    Yes I am (he is a coach) and Yes I have, but to the question I originally asked, getting a wide field of answers would be a bonus. I have already decided that when the day comes that I am an instructor, that no matter how many times I have been asked a question, I will always strive to help those new jumpers and remember how I was treated by the few when all I wanted to do was learn....
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    I cant make it to the dz hardly at all right now, however thinking about jumping consumes a lot of my day. I am setting goals and saving money towards being an active jumper again and when I have a question, I really don't have a big group of people to consult other than here. Sure I have some good friends that I can ask, but not everyone knows everything and sometimes its good to get a wide variety of opinions from several people. However that is nearly impossible to do here....
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    The pompas ass answers didn't help me at all, and just like the first person to respond to this thread said it takes hours to shift thru the endless threads, and then you may or may not have your answer, usually you just end up wasting a lot of time reading threads that have been hijacked in one way or another by pompas ass people who think they know everything and have no interest in helping people. In reality, in the time it took for the stupid bullshit reply to be made, something constructive that may actually help the person asking could have been typed.....
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    So why in the fuck can I not ask a skydiving related question anywhere in these forums without pompas ass people jumping down my throat, judging me (or attempting too)... FUCK! I have struggled so hard to stay in this sport that I love so much. Im sure my questions seem stupid to most, but fuck me for putting my kids and their lives and needs first and not being able to spend every waking moment at a dz. I want to learn, I want to stay connected at to this sport, but I have priorities, and unfortunately skydiving isnt at the top of my list right now (as much as I want it to be). Ok rant over... flame away....
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    Congrats! Florida is awesome!
  25. mamajumps
    i am a total game dummy, but paper mario is really driving home the fact. I can't even get past the first world. There is a red door inside unbreakable bricks, I have went every where else that I can find in this first world and can't figure it out... please help... this is in the first world 1-1. thanks!