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  1. You forgot to mention Clay And AndyCopland too. You forgot that that is my new home too. Oh yes. That's right. So has The Farm become the Fuckery Capitol of the Skydiving World? The Farm HAS BEEN the fuckery capital of the skydiving world... where have you been..??? Having Cyndi there just makes it more so
  2. Big hugs! Hope your day gets better!!!
  3. I think you should... tongue piercings on guys or girls really compliment other piercings....
  4. I can totally do this better than Superman!!
  5. How come these so called talented authors never send me pms? I dunno, maybe we should dip them in honey and throw them to the lesbians...
  6. I agree with Cyndi... no there is never such thing as too much... I love naughty PM's, chat etc... I also love reading Erotica... Speaking of erotica, there are some very talented authors amongst us here....
  7. I can't wait to get out of these clothes... Let me help you....
  8. I have an entire pot of Starbucks Medium Roast here... but you have to come get it... Where are you again'? Is there a nice field nearby where I can land? I'll have the pilot drop me off... I am in beautiful hot and sunny central Florida.... no fields close to me at the moment, but there is a 5K lake around the corner... how is your water landings I've done my water training...but if I start drowning, promise to give me a little mouth to mouth. Sorry but that lake is full of big ass alligators (16' & bigger)... you will have to drown after you get to shore.... Hey if Roger Moore could get out an alligator-filled pond by walking on their heads, well damn it...so can I!!! Let's hope none of those toothy bastards snag my canopy while I'm running...then I'll be in over my head. Why am I picturing a Captain Hook scene with you doing the two-step across the alligators wide open mouths....
  9. I have an entire pot of Starbucks Medium Roast here... but you have to come get it... Where are you again'? Is there a nice field nearby where I can land? I'll have the pilot drop me off... I am in beautiful hot and sunny central Florida.... no fields close to me at the moment, but there is a 5K lake around the corner... how is your water landings I've done my water training...but if I start drowning, promise to give me a little mouth to mouth. Sorry but that lake is full of big ass alligators (16' & bigger)... you will have to drown after you get to shore.... Hey if Roger Moore could get out an alligator-filled pond by walking on their heads, well damn it...so can I!!!
  10. I have an entire pot of Starbucks Medium Roast here... but you have to come get it... Where are you again'? Is there a nice field nearby where I can land? I'll have the pilot drop me off... I am in beautiful hot and sunny central Florida.... no fields close to me at the moment, but there is a 5K lake around the corner... how is your water landings I've done my water training...but if I start drowning, promise to give me a little mouth to mouth. Sorry but that lake is full of big ass alligators (16' & bigger)... you will have to drown after you get to shore....
  11. I have an entire pot of Starbucks Medium Roast here... but you have to come get it... Where are you again'? Is there a nice field nearby where I can land? I'll have the pilot drop me off... I am in beautiful hot and sunny central Florida.... no fields close to me at the moment, but there is a 5K lake around the corner... how is your water landings
  12. I have an entire pot of Starbucks Medium Roast here... but you have to come get it...
  13. I'm sure you and I could work something out... but i don't have a rig for sale.... Payment in advance in case you ever do have one for sale? I didn't think about that... what an awesome idea!!!!
  14. I also want to nominate LisaH and LadyDyver... What good is any orgy without some quality girl love....
  15. happy happy hump hump day day to all the crazies here!!!! Woohoo! come on weekend... I have a exciting plan of NOTHING going on this weekend, which is actually awesome, because my last two weekends have been non-stop!
  16. Ahhh... I am too innocent!!!! I am still a virgin.... I swear.... LMAO!!! WHAT!!!!!
  17. Ahhh... I am too innocent!!!! I am still a virgin.... I swear....
  18. And just who would those naughty angels be????
  19. Well I think we both know who'd idea this thread was... and I wouldn't put anything past him.....
  20. i'm an ! Im raising the bull shit flag on that one... you're no angel... unless there is a group of naughty angels.....
  21. so there are levels of lama sex????? whoda thunk it????
  22. I've got nothin.... I mean I know there are some freaks that post here.... But to want a thread about cutting away you're lama?? That totally leads me to think about one person here who would be having sex with a lama, and now wants to cut it away for some reason...