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Need a last minute shopping idea? Found a coupon code for www.restaurants.com that takes 80% off of your order valid through Xmas. They already have $25 certificates for just $10 but after you enter the discount code “SANTA” it makes the certificates just $2 each! Plus you can print them out so you don’t have to worry about them getting here in time for xmas! *edit because i screwed up the url so i fixed it and also made it clicky so some postwhore wouldnt come along and make it clicky because thats annoying. Maybe i should add that to my WAAAAAAH thread? "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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" I don't believe it! That kid is on the escalator again!" "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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My thoughts on the subject have changed in the past year. I have never really cared if people smoked it, but i was never for legalizing it either. I just thought people needed to be smart with it. That way they would cause no harm to others or get caught. The ones that weren't smart would get caught and it would keep everything in check. I never really believed the medical angle until recently. Too many people abuse it to the point to where the entire country knows that having a medical marijuana license is pretty much a joke. It is unfortunate this has happened because it makes the people who really do need it for medicinal purposes look bad. As I mentioned though, i didn't used to "believe" in that angle. I just figured someone could go through legal channels to deal with their ailment and that the medical weed route was a cop out and taking advantage of the system. Recently however a friend of mine has changed my opinion. She is a premed student with Fibromyalgia and is always in pain. Before she started smoking pot it wasnt unusual for her to have to miss work and school because she was in so much pain. She sees a doctor for it monthly who gives her prescriptions for drugs but they dont work and since some of them are narcotics they could be habit forming and put her in a state of mind where she cannot function. These legal prescriptions were costing her almost $300 a month and were pretty much ineffective. She discovered that strong types of indica curb her pain. It works better than the drugs and a $100 of the indica will last her 3 months. Thats $33.33 dollars a month instead of almost $300. It is a shame there isn't some way to regulate or allow marajuana. For some people it really is the best solution. Abuse is going to happen to matter what. Narcotics are legal yet people abuse them all the time. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Wasn't there a related story about those rigs not too long ago? I wanna say there was some interesting story or drama or event or something that made its way online about those specific white rigs. Anybody remember? "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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National Enquirer and Base Jumping Couple
jtnesbitt replied to maxmadmax's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
It looks to me like a canopy freepacked into a skydiving container. If you look at the bottom flap you can tell something (closing loop) is keeping tension in the middle. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero -
National Enquirer and Base Jumping Couple
jtnesbitt replied to maxmadmax's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I think it is to counteract the photon pressure from the pink legstraps "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero -
Andy, if you're gonna use the DZH random post generator at least make sure its a relevant one. You can even modify it to fit the situation, such as this one: Let me guess Andy, you have a 1 pin rig becuase you think its really hard to figure out the advanced engineering behind the 2 pin rig "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Thanks for the reminder about that one thread I needed to post today... That's an excellent point, without these people there would be very few posts on DZ.com. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Somebody call the WAMBULENCE! Skyride, swooping, base jumpers, newbies, old farts waaaaaah! Let's see, what else is there to cry about? Let's go ahead and get it all out in this thread so we dont have to swift through all the SHIT on these forums anymore. Have a nice day.
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I use valet a lot but always check the millage and have never had a problem. A couple cars ago i had lots of problems because i had a turbo timer. There were many times when they would bring the keys back inside to me and say they can't get it to turn off even after i told them it would automatically.
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Actually they're not legal in the future either, but everyone knows base jumpers also fuck sharks and are cowboys and don't care about the law. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Fast forward to the year 2036... "Skydiving Ban Lifted! Well, Sort of." 2036 is shaping out to be a great year for skydivers. The government has determined that skydiving can once again exist....but only on the internet. This is a huge victory for jumpers who lost the ability to actually physically skydive in 2015 when the government decided it knows best and that the only regulation to keep people safe is to not allow it. After socializing healthcare, legalizing every illegal immigrant, and giving people tax money so they dont have to get jobs, the government decided healthcare was just too expensive to allow dangerous activities. This resulted in the "We Know Best Act of 2015" that outlined as well as outlawed risky behavior such as skydiving, driving cars, flying, or frying bacon while naked. Shortly thereafter even discussing skydiving was made illegal after several injuries were reported resulting from an argument in an online forum. The injuries from this argument included severe dehydration, heart attacks, strokes, and hypertension. Several former skydivers had to be pried away from their computers with one victim shouting at police and medical personnel "NOOO! Someone is WRONG on the internet!" While today's legislative victory is just a small one for most skydivers it is a huge victory for a small group of jumpers that call themselves dz.commers. When asked about the new resolution one DZ.commer replied "This is great news! I never really enjoyed skydiving anyway and was terrible at it! Now I can just get online and talk about it like I'm an expert!" Authors Note: This is completely in jest and in fun and is in no way directed at anyone in this particular thread....unless you are reading this, then I am talking to YOU! "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Yeah, of course I understand that what you describe is a problem, but I know RedBull has had a horrible death problem amongst their athletes. In fact I doubt more than 10-20% of them ever survives a sponsorship. But at least some redbull athletes was inspiring and talented unlike the go-fast athlethes. If redbull isnt sponsoring crazy people over several years, then how are we supposed to get cool youtube videos. This is a big fucking problem we got on our hands here and I dont see how big-caffein is coming to save us. Why dont we start appealing to big-tobacco, they got money for cool but useless deaths. And a lot of us smoke some kind of substance anyway. Who knows, smoking may not be that bad compared to engergy drinks anyway. Its time we start thinking about the reputation of the sport. Personally I think this whole thing of picking up trash and helping old ladies is a bunch of crap. So is the wingsuitcompetitions and so is the whole smiling to the camera that a lot of people do these days. We need to be portrayed like total badasses. If your friend die, we must be on page ONE in the newspaper. They might ask, WHAT happened? At this point in time you must stay focused and make a bunch of good jokes, ---I think he must have lost his head----.....or ----My god this happened last year to a guy here, we think its some kind of pandemic thats spreads through our parachutes. You probably think we should have some kind of investigative organ that helped us seeing the dangers of hitting ground hard. I got news for you. IT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE HE IS DEAD. I dont think a report is going to change peoples perception of the danger level of a planet coming at you in 100mph. If we want to stop the bloodshed all we need to do is think for ourselves and be smart. Safety seminars, online posts, and talks in group will only make it worse since it devalues individual thinking. Made with dorkzonehero.net forum post generator OK, that sounded silly, but it was a lot lighter than some of the comments i was thinking myself, and I think these comments do apply to this situation. Skydiving = Dangerous More Regulation = BAD People engaging in these behaviors know its risky but they do it anyway. Furthermore they train a lot to do it better! They know it's dangerous and accept the risks. Smoking WILL kill you but smokers don't care, and there are a lot of other things in life that can too. It's personal freedom and choice. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen! What we do is dangerous but we do it of our own free will and don't need big brother or some whuffo bureaucrat telling us what we can and cant do with our lives. Words like safe and dangerous are relative terms anyway. BASE jumping isn't safe when compared to skydiving. Skydicing isnt safe when compared to rock climbing. Rock climbing isnt safe when compared to bowling. Bowling isnt safe when compared to playing video games. Playing video games isnt safe when compared to sitting on the couch doing nothing....and we all know sitting on the couch doing nothing isn't safe at all because now we are trying to regulate obesity in America! With that, I will leave you with one more fitting thought from the DZH: I know some people who might agree with you, but most people are like me. We like the wild west. I may have been raised as a spoiled middle class white boy, but I am a gotdamn cowboy sir. I litter on exit points, I ride my freefall without helmet, I piss in the snow, and if I dont like you I dickstamp (-) your cheese sandwich. This town aint big enough for the both of us. The highest puller has to leave and Im not pulling until youre gone. Think about it "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Unfortunately things like this happen and you just have to deal with it the most professional way. At 25 I am the youngest person in my company. Besides the 27 year old sales person I just hired the next youngest person is 33. This compounded with the fact that everyone except the owner has to report to me and I was promoted over people much older and with more seniority made things a little tricky for a while. I had to tread extra careful to make sure I was a good manager, did my job, and kept everyone happy. If I had been older this prob wouldn't have proved to be as difficult. The problem with keeping people happy is many resented me for being young, having less experience with the company, yet holding the positions I did and especially the position I hold now. Every now and then i still have to deal with it a little, but they are just jokes now, whereas before they were still jokes but they weren't meant as jokes. The way I got past everything was just doing th best job I could do, and paid extra special attention to people. Even though i didn't always want to I was extra outgoing, made chit chat with people i didn't like and knew didn't like me, and most importantly of all showed that I was not afraid to get my hands dirty. I helped with things that didn't fall within my responsibility and and made sure everyone knew i wouldnt ask someone to do something i wasn't willing to do myself. If someone knows you are willing to go the extra mile, then they are likely not going to give you shit for taking a breather every now and then. No one says a word to me anymore if I decide to come in a half hour late, because they know I will be the last one to leave the office much later than everyone else. My advice would be this: be extra nice to the guy. True, you don't have to, but it could make your life a lot easier. Especially since it looks like this guy might be your supervisor in the near future. Try asking him questions about work, even if you already know the answer. (Just make sure its not stuff you are SUPPOSED to already know.) This way they can see that you value and respect their opinion. A little respect combined with a feeling of worth really goes a long way with people. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Nosebleeds whilst Skydiving...
jtnesbitt replied to CobraRover's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
This is an internet forum...its good idea to remember that none of the advice here is from first hand knowledge. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero -
I believe it's dildeer if it is more than one dildo. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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I know NASCAR drivers jam out when they are practicing. I'm not a fan but i remember some poll back in the day about what the different drivers listen to during practice. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Nate, dude, will you buy me a lottery ticket next time I see you? "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Look here ya drunken leprechaun, It is in your best interest to stop here. I really cannot go any further because the only ammo I have left are excuses you REALLY dont want me to post on an online forum. I'm not talking about the fact you take a dump at the bottom (and sometimes top) of most our objects, or the times you get wasted in the middle of the day from chugging beer in secret in the bathroom so you wont get in trouble, i'm talkin some stuff you really dont want me to mention. So I would suggest grounds keeper willie that you pick up your broom and go back to poking people with it here on dorkzone.com Now go pack your rig. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Hmmm....I wonder if this is how he got the nickname in Andy's signature "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. Pretty Prison Bitch Soap Fetcher Yes, she does have great tits. I think you're just saying that though to make up with me because in reality you started this whole fight because you are a sociopath and are insanely jealous of my awesome fixed object exits and mad aerial skills. crusty mouthed dinglewatcher Your triple gainer is commendable, it really is and im thoroughly pleased and impressed considering i thought you were gonna go in within a month of taking up this sport. But the fact of the matter still remains that you exit like a fucking weirdo. I think its about time you actually opened an object yourself instead of mooching off the hard work of others. PuSSIYS fuck off. What would Jesus jump? Listen here you drunken possum chasing crocodile hunter wanna be glob of infectious vaginal discharge...AKA Pyro When I open an object I will be sure to call you to make sure we get the jump plastered all over the local and national news networks, until then i shall remain an old school base ninja. I do have to give you partial credit for my aerial experience. I was completely satisfied falling flat and happy until you made that bet with Tim behind my back that he couldn't get me to do a gainer. After that I thought why not a double then why not a triple, then why not a 2 way triple. Dunno whats next, i'll let you know. I really wanted to jump tonight, but it's windy as hell. You gonna kite your tarp and get slammed into the taxiway again? I could go for a laugh. IN all seriousness though it's the weekend, and i have more important things to do than be online, specifically with previously mentioned tits, so i'm outta here. Let's plan on our usual Sunday morning jump after your tea and crumpits. "I'm tella ya! There ain't nuthin betta...than a nice big butter-ary crumpit, and a nice cuppa tea with a spot a milk....there's nuthin gay about it!" "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. Pretty Prison Bitch Soap Fetcher Yes, she does have great tits. I think you're just saying that though to make up with me because in reality you started this whole fight because you are a sociopath and are insanely jealous of my awesome fixed object exits and mad aerial skills. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Thats a shame. There are threads like this on the base board that have gone on for years thanks to Gerald. "PuSSiEs BIG" "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero