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Everything posted by jtnesbitt
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Andy is far from OK but at least he isnt running around killing people...yet. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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What part of your brain controls your alter-ego? "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Head over to the Zen thread with that "negative energy" shit. Head over there? He's already extremely familiar with that thread. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Wow...now it all makes sense. Well it was fun while it lasted. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Weak. So weak it doesn't even justify a return insult. You can do better, i'm disappointed. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Beating off to Mario is not cool. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Ah, no school, so thats why you're trolling. Whats the matter? Are you hands tired from beating off and playing wii? PS: My moms not really dead, i just thought I would clarify that since Karma is a bitch. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Dude, my mom just died this year, thanks a lot asshat. And your mom jokes? Come on really? Did you hear that one on the school bus this morning? "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Dude there is a big difference between wishful thinking and actuality. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Dude I swear if you are Ben trolling Andy and I again I am going to kick you in the dick next time we jump. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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You give yourself to much credit. Your posts actually seem somewhat lame. Sorry dude, i guess I must not be as EXTREME as you are. Can you teach me? How about I come up with a screen name for something I don't actually do? The maybe I should as extra letters in it that are way extreme like X and Y, those make ANY word look good. After this maybe we can sit around and talk about base jumping and skydiving while chugging Mountain Dew and eating Doritos by the fistful. Would that make me as cool as you? PusSiEs BiG "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Fixed it for you "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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It could be because you are in fact new and your posts come off as fairly aggressive. I don't want to be a hypocrite, because most of mine do as well, but people have come to expect to see some shit flying when they see my name next to a post. No one here was any clue what they are talking about anyway though (and you have that going for you) so just give it time and you will fit right in. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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The original poster brings up a very valid point especially with winter being upon us. Many jumpers are aware of the dangerous of bulky gloves but dont seem to see the danger in your hands being so cold they either dont work or slow down. As silly as it sounds it happens and it can happen fast. The problem is you wont be able to feel your hands not working you'll just know they're cold. I once PCA'd someone in a snowstorm and my hands were so cold that i didnt realize that i didnt let up on the bridal enough and it burned the shit out of my hand...but my hands were so numb i didnt feel it so i actually didnt know it happened until i looked at my hand and saw the blood. My gloves were off my hands maybe 2 minutes max. Another time i had to help a jumper stow his toggles because his hands physically wouldnt cooperate. Same thing, his gloves were off less than two minutes and it was probably about 25 or so degrees outside. Just something to think about. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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damn that law, thats really gonna fuck things up isnt it? it would be a shame if base jumping was no longer legal. Ignorance is bliss, but it doesn't mean you have a right to say anything just because you know jack shit. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Wow, you are shameless. I would love to continue this arguement, but maybe we should do it somewhere else. I have no doubt it will turn into the normal shit flinging contest that it always does. However just in case we do happen to use even one morsel of accurate information maybe we shouldnt do it here in front of the...well....i call them "normies." "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Really? You REALLY want the general public to know what REAL base jumping is? Personally not me. The more ignorant people are that don't do it the better. I'll admit, part of me wishes there would be a story on real base. No sponsors, no helicopters, no cameras. (Well, the no camera part might not be possible for you Papparazzi:) ) That would be cool. On the other hand I would rather most people dont know that we're sneaking around their buildings, climbing their antennas, ducking along catwalks, and of course raping their virgin firstborns. If they don't know it's happening then they won't freak out about it. Right now we get away with what we do because no one is paying attention. Look at what your pal Jeb did in NY, now for the first time in history we have a law written to specifically ban base jumping. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Checklist for traveling with rig
jtnesbitt replied to Psychonaut's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Makes sense. We have to remember that non-catastrophic events can still eject items from the overhead bins onto people. One girl on that Kingston flight had her face smashed and broken to the point it took several hours of surgery to repair and she said it was because of a bag hitting her. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero -
No big deal, they probably want that. It will make their reality show that much more interesting. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Maybe AADs should fire higher. I mean afterall we have a million other rules to protect us from ourselves. In fact, maybe we should just go back to static lines, or ban skydiving all together? I know some jerkoffs who might agree with you, but most people are like me. We like the wild west. I may have been raised as a spoiled middle class white boy, but I am a gotdamn cowboy sir. I litter on exit points, I ride my freefall without helmet, I piss in the snow, and if I dont like you I dickstamp (-) your cheese sandwich. This town aint big enough for the both of us. The highest puller has to leave and Im not pulling until youre gone. Word to your mother Made with dorkzonehero.net forum post generator PusSiEs BiG! "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Don't skimp on shipping, especially international. You'll be kicking your own ass if something happens to your $1500 canopy because you wanted to save $20. $100 for international shipping on a canopy sounds very reasonable. I spent that shipping a canopy from Ohio to apex in Cali. You might want to contact a dealer on here that ships internationally a lot. I know likestojump does a lot of international shipping but i believe he is traveling right now. You might want to try asking bigway. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Checklist for traveling with rig
jtnesbitt replied to Psychonaut's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Just make sure you dont have any tools that could be considered weapons. You would be surprised how long even something like packing clamps can hang you up in the security line. (Many people also forget to take their hook knife off their rig too) Also, check your airlines website. Many airlines post their own rules about what you can and cant carry on. I always print this out as well. This way if you have any problem in the plane itself or at the gate you have documentation in addition to the TSA documentation. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero -
Yeah i originally got a few for gifts but then ended up buying a bunch of places i like to eat and get take out from. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero
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Ahahaha, that pretty much sums up EVERYTHING in the SC. Thanks for the laugh Bill! "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero