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aaaaargh - you rely on spell check????? I don't even know where to find it ... Kerry

Cheerio - enjoy - I'm going home before dark tonight as well - gotta eat. All I've had today is umpteen cups of coffee, about 40 fizz pops and two naartjies cya tomorrow Kerry

Raf dear, you need to either invest in a dictionary, or read more ... your spelling sucks!!!! Kerry

you brave brave man ... what on earth would induce you to anywhere near a velskoen?????? sheesh! Kerry

yip me too, but hey, I'll be the only one in S Africa wearing one ..... Kerry

with you on that opinion .... the last b/f went so far as to tell me that, and he would piss on my grave if I went in .... charming fellow, really ... Kerry

are we back on FOOD again???? c'mon guys - I didn't have time for lunch, I'm starving. I might even sample one of them catfish ... Kerry

and guaranteed it's out of a dainty little china tea cup = I've seen pictures! Bwaaa haaa haaaa. Morning Raf! Feeling a little defensive this morning? Don't worry, we understand that threatened feeling ... Kerry

ROTFLMAO~~!!!!! in the other thread the americans are dancing to Abba and wearing blue eyeliner .... ag siestog! Kerry

Pietermaritzburg Parachute club - WINDHOEK LAGER! Kerry

While we're on the subject of politicians, here's something from our esteemed health minister ....(prev one, I think, don't follow these things ....) Artery : The study of paintings Bacteria : Back door of the cafeteria Barium : What u do with dead patients Bowels : A E I O U Caesarian Section : A suburb in Rome Catscan : A search for kitty Cauterize : making eye contact with the nurse Colic : A sheep dog D & C : Where Washington is Dilate : To live longer Enema : Not your friend Fester : Quicker Genital : Not a Jew Impotent : Distinguished and well known Labour pain : Getting hurt at work Medical Staff : Doctor's walking stick Morbid : Higher offer Nitrates : Cheaper than day rates Node : Was aware of Out Patient : A person who's fainted Pap Smear : A fatherhood test Pelvis : A cousin of Elvis Post Operative : A letter courier Recovery room : A place where you do upholstery Rectum : Damn nearly killed him Sciatic : An attic with a a view Seizure : The roman Emperor Tablet : A small table Terminal illness : when u get sick at the airport Tumor : More than one people Urine : The opposite of "you're not" Varicose : Very angry or close bye Vein : Conceited ZUMA : Zero Understanding of Medical Affairs Kerry

and this is what we get to spend ... Kerry

Nope, learnt my lesson. All this talk of tobacco et al .... I'll be back in 2mins, need a smoke break Kerry

Speaking of which, just come out of a marketing meeting (grrrrrr) and seriously need a nicotine fix. We've been chomping on fizz pops for the last two hours .... Kerry

Talking about quitting - I've just received a hamper of Nicorette stop smoking stuff from a pr company ... hee hee ... Kerry

My mom calls me every single sunday evening, just to make sure .... every sunday, without fail Being a small dz, there are seldom incidents to talk about anyway. Kerry

BWAAAA HAA HAAAA HAAAA Ag never mind dear ... you can take your frustrations out on this thread, just leave that poor ol chap who buys your lunch alone ok? Kerry

You trying to quit? Why? I tried, and my entire office pushed me outside, and lit one for me. It was either that or kill me On a happier note: Which non-Americans won a tshirt? ME ME ME ME ME ME >..... he he he ..... Kerry

BEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR! He he my pre-second marriage proposal Kerry

YEEEE HAAAAA! Morning all! I had a marvellous night's sleep, and feel almost human again. Scratch, you sharing that coffee? I need at least 4 cups - got a day of meetings ahead Kerry

Well six pages of food, and I have hit my limit. I can't take it anymore and am almost ready to start nibbling my keyboard, key by key, so I am going hunting.... Cheers all Have a lovely evening Kerry

' Ooo oooo *hops up and down* is that the cheese in that blue box? oh man I LOVE that stuff, but can't get it here Kerry

And they're tickly/scratchy .... not much point to them unless it's a dare .. Kerry

Still here still here .... chillies rock! You get force-fed chillies at our DZ. By the spadeful!!! A mate of mine has even started bringing his own homemade chilli brew - it's actually quite nice Kerry

Well one day when you come to SA I'll make sure you get to sample all of it .... I'm big into food. I love food. I could eat all day, and will try just about anything, at least once Kerry