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I guess I could do that, but than all of Clay's ... shall we say activities ... may be stereotyped to me. And no one wants that. ^Go big or Go Home^

The Army has effectively decided that they are in deep need of my duties and will not let me out until my actual day of ETS (When I am no longer contracually obligated to wear the uniform). In other words my month and a half of vacation time was taken away and will be paid to me in cash. So now I get to sit at my desk all day for a month and a half and read the newspaper and post on this site. THe upside is I will be getting one hell of a fat check when I get out, which of course will be going directly to my new rig. Any suggestions on what else to do with my time? Remember they can still kick me out if I do something too stupid. ^Go Big or Go Home^

I was gonna cut-away my main, because I was high I was gonna log two jumps in one because I was high I never got chance to do it, and I know why Because I was high because I was high because I was high (And I got grounded) Didn't happen to me me but its a true story. ^Go big or go home^

I named my ex-girlfriends pet rats. Yes Rats. Brick and House. ^Go Big or Go Home^

Something somewhat similar happened at Ft. Bragg a few years back when someone signed the packing card with the phrase "your gonna die". Other where found to by signed by Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse. They repacked evry single rig on Fort Bragg. It took them 2 weeks working 24 hours a day. Every certified packer had to participate. But this case with the Marines is a lot more serious. Trust me the culprits will be found and will spend time at Levenworth. ^Go Big or Go Home^

Just bring beer. She'll be naked soon enough. ^Go Big or Go Home^

> THE GOLDEN TELEPHONE A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read, "$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Austin, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee and around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrived in North Carolina. Upon entering a church in Charlotte, NC, behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents." Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God. But, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 35 cents a call. Why?" The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in the South now. It's a local call. So what question would you ask God? ^Go Big or Go Home^

The blond wasn't bad at all. And it was nice to see the annoying one from Chi-town with something to keep her mouth shut. (Now we know how her boyfriend shuts her up. My buddy said he would make out with her if it would lead to other things. I told him to be careful because we know that see bites. ^Go Big or Go Home^

What if the 50 grand was garunteed. Would you then?

Without a doubt go to Raeford. But if you are going to St. George just come on down the road to Walterboro. Smaller planes, but less BS.

-The last guy didn't seem to have much of a problem with it- My friends and I predicted before hand that he would have the easiest time with it. Take that how ever you want.

An 14 percent across the board income tax with no excemptions and a one percent fedral sales tax would be more than enough to sustain us, especially if the size of government was reduced.

Only onion rings

I don't know if any of you saw Fear Factor last night, but they had to eat the members of a bull, a deer, an elk and a water buffalo. The worst part is you could still see the hair. So the questions is would you do it if it wasn't garunteed you would win the 50 grand? Side note: Coolio won the celebrity Boot Camp. Is there any more of a washed up personality than him. Last week I saw him doing a special on America's funniest home video and I'm sure he's been on Hollywood squares (the meca for all washed-up hollywood types.)

E: Sell it on E-Bay, I need to fix my car, get a new rig, and retire!

My girlfriend made me do it! ^Go Big or Go Home^

I want a trailer trash number Beau #29 Yeeehaaa

I definetly plan on it. But I'll be doing it in a gym and not on some field, when its 15 degrees out. ^If when ever a plane flies overhead, you try to determine freefall time - you might be a skydiver.^

Random Thoughts Here are just a few things that have run through my mind lately. - I honestly think that the use of turn signals has been outlawed in this state (S.C.) and nobody told me about it. - Women will always make snide comments during the wrestling program you’re watching like “This stuff is so fake” and “That probably didn’t hurt”; but if we say one thing about the Lifetime movie they’re watching (You know the one with two people meeting on-line and falling in love and living happily ever after), we’re in the dog house for a week. - Skydiving is life. - Shopping is a necessity; it’s not an activity. - You will always have car problems when you are broke. Never when you have cash to spare. - Kids are kind of like little people, sometimes. - At times the Army can be like prison; after being in for a while you get institutionalized. - A microwave is not the best place to make spaghetti. - People do not know how to dance anymore. If you go to a club these days all you see is people moving their shoulders and bending their knees. Occasionally they will put their hands in the air and wave. - I hope Break Dancing comes back soon. (No really, I do.) - People will pretend they’re drunk if they do something stupid while they’re out on the town, even though you know they only had two beers. Guy 1. “I can’t believe you were talking to that girl last night. She was so ugly.” Guy 2. “I don’t remember nothing. I was too drunk.” Guy 1. “You only had a glass of wine and a beer.” Guy 2. “Whatever.” - I hate the word “Actually.” Even though occasionally I catch myself using it. The word implies that you were lying the first time you mentioned a subject. - If you weren’t a Yankees fan during the 80s, when they were losing all the time, don’t be one now. You make us true fans look bad. - I love New York (my home state). I hate the taxes. - I remember when everything was closed on Sundays. What happened to that? - Life is too short to stay mad. - Drink water! - It’s amazing, but FDR could be thought of as our greatest president ever, or our worst. - Stupid pick-up lines work – on stupid girls and all guys. - Here’s a good hangover tip. Set your alarm an hour prior to when you have to wake up. Take the water and aspirins you set out the night before, and then go back to sleep. By the time you wake up the aspirin is already kicking in. - Do Tom Brokaw, Peter Jennings, and Dan Rather do separate live newscasts for the West Coast or is it tape delayed? I really want to know this one. - If there is so much global warming, why have we had snow here in South Carolina the last few years? - What happened to all the patriotism we had going on last September? - Golf is an activity, not a sport. - Why is “College Night” always in the middle of the week? Don’t students need their rest for school the next morning? - If you’re a guy and thinking about buying a pair of Speedos – Don’t. - If you’re a guy who owns a pair of Speedos – Get help. I'm a part-time writer and this is one of the columns I wrote for a newspaper. It got a lot of response from my readers. Mabey I should put this little effort into my columns all the time.

That's right only 2 and a half months and this green suit dissapears. No more PT (at least not a 6 a.m.) No more smart mouthed privates. No more egotistical Senior NCO's. No more Saturday duty. No more dirty ass roomates. Nope now I get real job and pay state taxes. But at least I'll have more time to jump. Hooah! ^ The military is a lot like prison, after a while you get instutionalized. ^

The view from my desk is this computer. Being in the military I work in an operations center with no windows, Guards at he door and keys on the telephones. But the cinderblock walls are painted a lovely shade of off-white with just the slightest hint of red.

24 ... hours straight of watching TV while on duty(military) Saturday (your tax dollars at work):2:1 Got to jump Sunday though. Got my first CREW jump. When I thought it this sport couldn't get any better.

Did you hear Clinton was in negotiations with NBC for an afternoon talk show? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thats what happens when you open up the zoo that is Arkasas and let the animals play.

Whatever you vote for, at least it's better than what we got over here !!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HA Ha! We Win! We get higher crime, more STDs, and democrats. Wait mabey ya'll got the better deal. No we have Rayford, Z Hills, Deland, Eloy, Marana, ect. Nope, I was right the first time, we win!

That's what I've been telling everybody. Vote republican!